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Patrick infuriates my delicate sensibilities.

That's a sure sign of a highly successful person when they take time out of their day to respond to every last criticism that's made about them on the internet. What a fat faggot

No child they’ll see me bravely defending myself against you alt right Nazi Trump supporting bigots, child

Pathetic if true u/patrickstomlinson

Big if true

You think Iain M Banks doesn't respond to every negative review of his books online, accusing them of being one of his 'online enemies' that he has amassed by arguing with trolls on multiple social media platforms?

How else would a successful author practice his craft?

No. But only because he's dead.

I commented on a post the other day that was an excerpt from a book of his with a grand total of like 12 upvotes and 3 comments including my own. Noticed today that comment and the post were gone. The sad fuck copyright claims a buried post here containing I think two sentences of his "intellectual property."

Rest assured he will read every word written about him here and anywhere else online.

This is what got him on our radar in the first place. The dude has google alerts set up for his name. How many people have we blasted in the past that never tried to get involved, because they didn’t even know it happened. This asshole has been fighting every online criticism thrown at him for more than 3 years. Being a narcissist and a loser is the worst combo for life.

He doesn't learn. It's as simple as that.

He's right, though, we are obsessed, and it's no secret to anyone why: he's what trolls dream about. He's undeservingly arrogant, thinks he's far smarter than he is, makes outrageous threats that he can't possibly back up, and responds to every single prod. He doesn't want us to leave him alone, he wants to "win" an imaginary battle in his head that in reality is nothing more than an endless buffet to feed the trolls.

And like the moron that he is, he takes our collective effort, which individually is completely inconsequential, and projects it on all of us, like the sub is it's own entity, one giant loser that spends all its time following him.

I spend maybe 5 minutes a day looking at the shit you post, Fat Boy. How many hours a day do you read our sub?

Right. I post a rant or two every now and then tearing the guy a new asshole. Or making a meme about him. But it's 5 min at most here or there when I check in during a low point at work or am taking a shit or waiting at a store. It's passive entertainment that makes me chuckle instead of wasting my time on some app game or whatever. If Joe or whoever is providing more free entertainment that day, he gets that 5 min instead.

I spend more time on any number of things nobody would consider me obsessed with.

I am your boss I have been watching you waste your work internet and now your fired. Clean out your desk u have 5 minutes or police

We don't have desks at Panera. I am skeptical.

Faggot Factory™️ management strikes again.

I spend maybe 5 minutes a day looking at the shit you post, Fat Boy.

Your post history says otherwise, you obsessed faggot

Keep stalking me and u/okayseriouslybro and talking about obsession, you 20-alt-having queen.

I don't know who you're talking about, but you're pretty funny. I'm going to follow you since all you do is talk about that fatass scifi writer and your gay kids

Good comeback, weeb.

Lol /u/FrankWant lives in your brain rent free, pussy boy. Frank, I don't know how you brutalized this faggot - but way to go, he mad.

I made fun of him for a shitty photoshop. He's sensitive.

Perfectly said

Open MSPaint

Type racist joke over a picture of Tublinson doing his "comedy."

Post

So easy a Cumia could do it.

It's cost-effective.

called a lulzcow back in the day

I don't think I've seen anyone mention it, but the fact he's posting in r/politics is hysterical.

He came to reddit to monitor this sub, realized "wait a minute I'm banned from 80% of social media but I'm not banned from reddit", and couldn't skip over to the left-wing circlejerk fast enough and engage in some political smugposting.

Like this is our turf, buddy. Bob Kelly and Luis J Gomez can't do a serious AMA because we fill those threads with troll questions, and the majority of us like those guys.

Who the fuck likes Luis Gay Gomez?

He’s not good at stand up but I like him

I like when he tries to fight people over comedian drama like a Meathead

he motherfucked compound media. So he gets a pass for a while.

You spelt his gayme dong.

luis is one of the few people who knows how to interact with this sub.

he comes here, gets called a faggot repeatedly, playfully responds and plugs his shitty live podcast, then leaves.

I don't think that posting was legit. I think he was posting there deliberately to try to get people fucking with him in the other sub so he could get screenshots and call it brigading. During that time frame, he accidentally responded to a user ping here, and as soon as he realized he wrote a comment here, it was deleted within less than a minute. I've never seen him delete a reddit comment before or since. So yeah, I think that whole thing was Fat Ass thinking he was laying some kind of clever trap.

I mean the entire active user base just migrated to a new sub within a weekend. That plan doesn't seem well thought out.

Hopefully he hets r/opieandanthony banned. I heard they are real jerks over there.

He's fat too with titties and he has that lazy eye. I know it's his parents/siblings fault but it is funny.

heeeey! chiillld! buy my book for five bucks & I'll roast ya'

It's very rare that someone will end up more unhappy and broke than Anthony. But at least Anthony had a taste of success before becoming the pathetic shell he is now.

You don't count his one popular abortion tweet as tasting success and celebrity?! Come on, saving a kid in a burning abortion clinic!!!

"One day after your little subreddit came up with a plan" - This was done months ago

That sounds like a man with 300 ip addresses

Very unprofessional. Nasty guy.

Hahaha, the old guy owned Pat

I have to say, that response paints Fatrick out to look irrational and unhinged. I hope he doesn't get upset.

Buried

Nobody likes Patrick.

One of the best things about this sub is it turns its victims into paranoid lunatics and no normal person believes their outlandish conspiracy theories of persecution.

That sounds a bit far-fetched.

You're saying they hate you because you didn't find Norm Macdonald funny?

They are online terrorists, your majesty.

I’ll never forget judge Milian saying “I don’t know that seems a little far fetched” and joe just helplessly standing there knowing it’s all real.

That was the highlight for me. The look on his face was priceless

I like to think the old gal did her homework, knew exactly what was up and said that anyway just to fuck with him.

i still can't believe the stupid prick not only won but then slagged off the judge

wrong one, that kid

Joe lied though, as usual. He claimed he was being picked on simply for being Anthony's brother, ignoring the fact he poured gasoline on this fire plenty of times which incited the mob.

Plus 90% of the tweets came from archive.is

The one speck of truth disregarded.

I wonder if in that moment he had considered that it's all actually in his head, the subreddit is not real and it's all just schizophrenia.

“Your Honor, I would like to call Fake Bono to the stand.” -Ron Bennington

Turns?

Let’s just say it exacerbates mental illness the same way drugs or solitary confinement do.

I've spent a long time listening to and reading stuff that falls into the realm of "conspiracy theory." The ideas covered by that term range from the totally plausible to some outlandish schizophrenic shit. One topic I would've rolled my eyes at in the past is the concept of "gang-stalking." Now thanks to this sub, I've reconsidered the issue. And all because a tubby man couldn't quit being a sassy opinionated fag online.

That’s funny, I listened to a podcast a while back about gang-stalking and it sounded batshit insane. But then I realized that’s pretty much exactly what this sub does.

It also doesn't help that it's also what KiwiFarms, ED, the Chris Chan wiki, and countless other lolcow sites do

And just to clarify, I don't think this extends into the real world. Not buying that post he made about some Nazi-MAGA person coming to his door. That's as believable as the six figures claim or the idea that he's constantly running half-marathons.

But it is hilarious to see the massive reaction he's getting. And hell, if trashing Norm MacDonald gets that kind of response, it wouldn't surprise me if someone who knew too much about something or who pissed off the wrong people got a more intimidating version of this treatment.

Imagine trying to out a pedophile ring - if they don't outright kill you this seems like the best course of action. Stalk you till you're so exhausted mentally that everyone thinks you're not credible and/or you commit suicide.

That's why I love Ant's obscurity slams. We do live in obscurity, and it makes all of this possible.

amazing

Distinguished older man owns pathetic sci fi author with FACTS and LOGIC

Ho. Lee. Shit. That's masterful!

I guarantee 99% of casual observers would conclude that was a genuine review from a sci-fi fan and the author just had some kind of paranoid meltdown related to an internet, shit-throwing competition that he got on the wrong side of.

Which is, of course, the actual situation.

This could be a really great case study in how to maximize Fatrick meltdowns, but not get taken off a legitimate platform such as Amazon. And for 2.99 a pop? I think that's what they call a no-brainer.

I'm in

Someone should show Mr.Manchester our little subreddit. Btw we just saw how that idiot is driving traffic to us

Fuckin alpha'd by a stupid boomer who reads sci-fi books

Lmao, B O D I E D

He just can't believe that anyone would actually dislike his shitty writing. What an egotistical, flabby dolt.

Who could hate a quirky sci-fi book with a sassy computer in it? Gold, Jerry!

You read that hunk of shit?

Just thank him for his service

And a giant transgendered crab!

More to the point, note that his actions reflect that he's tacitly accepted the fact that he couldn't possibly ever have a legitimate customer for his hack fanfiction fedora dreck, let alone a fan.

He can't believe that anyone would buy his book so he thinks it's a conspiracy

Masterful writing. Not by Fatrick, ofcourse, but by the reviewer.

When's his book come out?

This just made my week. Paranoia is gonna be the end of Fatrick.

And just like that Mr. Manchester secures a spot on the OnA power ranking dais.

lmao! This fucking place is the gift that keeps on giving.

This just made my week. Paranoia is gonna be the end of him.

This should help drive him crazy

What a gentlemanly yet utterly brutal ass raping.

F-F-F-F-FACE!

Fuckin destroyed him lol

God bless him

The only people against him are clearly Dotards!

I just posted this onto /r/Cringepics

THIS subs finest moment so far

I saved this image and I keep looking at it. It's so cathartic to see that shithead freak out because of this place.

And to top it all off, a dude who likes scifi, a dude who Patrick would probably love to have the respect of, completely destroys, dispassionately and purely based on the merit of his "work". The real nerds hate his faggoty snarky dogshit book.

God bless you all for making this 4th rate Kevin Smith hate himself.

He's cracking.

If someone came across this on Amazon without prior knowledge of this sub or Pat, they would read that review and then read his response and conclude that the author must be a paranoid escaped mental patient

HAHAHA THREE FUCKING DOLLARS

Lmao this shit is pissing him off so much

He doesn't realize his angry responses make him look worse than any bad review ever could lol

How could he know Mr Manchester is also on reddit?

He doesn't. He's completely paranoid and unable to take criticism

a case study in pride and self-destruction.

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Patrick's PR strategy is not something I would recommend.

Even when you KNOW it's a troll, you should respond in exactly this way. Especially then! The dumb fuck is selling his brand and providing his own customer service.

The only way to respond to trolling is completely neg it.

Act like a professional. "Sorry you didn't like it. I'd be glad to recommend another of my books or talk about your review if you'd like to send me an email. Either way, thanks for reading and have a good day." isn't humiliating or letting anybody win. It's professionalism.

Instead Fatrick wants to be RIGHT and HEARD. He thinks he's a hero fighting a battle against Nazis instead of a guy selling a product. No business or entrepreneur would act like this and stay in business for long.

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All of these people we fuck with could easily make us bored by using this strategy AND save face for the few normal people who like them. But they don't, because they are dumb and gay.

awe and here I thought he didn't care about us, poor summer child attacking actual customers.

This is a great example of why someone like Patrick could never be successful. Even if that review was fake and made by someone from this sub his aggressive and childish response makes him look completely unprofessional to any casual observer.

His complete lack of talent isn't helping either

"It was a cold dark night in space..."

His book isn’t even worth the paper it’s on. What a delusional manchild. Go drink some more beer as if it’s a way to supplement testosterone you fucking hack.

What if I told you it's not? And it does quite the opposite?

What baffles me is anth was pretty famous but was far too sensitive. What I’m basically saying for everyone famous or not, take the fuking hit.

Wait, another semi celebrities that is thin skinned? I'm seeing a trend

Ray Bradbury would "humble" Fatrick. Iron Shiek style.

our little subreddit? logan said it was shut down.

He's a terrible writer in that he's a mediocre writer who thinks he's good. There's no cure for that. If you read his stuff you'll quickly see he's terribly cliché and trying to emulate others work which never really pans out unless it's Lovecraft. He's a bloated bore. I'd rather read instructions on how to put together an end table.

Never fuck with a based white sci-fi nerd in his 50's. They've been through some shit.

He can't believe that an avid science fiction reader would dislike his book. Amazin'

Mr. Manchester > Mr. M

He just got M.