Midwesterners do this shit whenever they travel anywhere. They really think people care where they are from for some reason. I see it all day here in DC.
willy wonka glasses, b cups in a c bra, dumbo ears, multiple ear piercings, dresses like one of the boys, low-self esteem smile, dead eyes, constant bloating from alcohol intake.
u/patrickstomlinson don't be mistaken.
This was just a troubled girl aware that her menstrual clock was running down, tick tock, and felt she needed some closure by rooming with a joke of a man that could possible fulfill her biological role of having child so she wouldn't be deemed as a failure in the eyes of society.
much to her chagrin, she finds out your fat, low-T ass leaves her barren due to infertility, while she works 36 hour shifts as you take pictures of young white women at local diners chasing dreams of becoming a screen writer, when really you're just a barfly with a grandiose, delusional sense of entitlement.
There really is some strange mystical science in looking at someone's eyes. Most importantly, it's easy to recognize genuine joy, from a loved one gazing at you, someone laughing at a funny joke, you delivering them good news. You see the sparkle. Everybody sparkles when they're happy.
I've never seen your ex-wife or Niki "sparkle" in a single picture you've posted of them. Your exes new man? Oh the sparkle is there in every picture.
Where's the sparkle here? She tolerates you, like plenty of women who settle do. But those eyes scream that she thinks she can do better.
30 comments
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-25
This is in Paris or some shit, right? Were they actually hoping they'd run into fellow brewers fans or is this all they have in their wardrobe?
What a disgrace.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-25
Dis bitch cuts to the quick
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-25
Very disrespectful.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-04-25
It's a fucking Harry potter thing. These trash cans went to a thing made for children despite not having one.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-04-25
They were also adults when this series for kids was first published. Faggots.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-25
How would you know that? Nerd
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-04-25
I was like 12 when the first movie came out. Also very gay and retarded.
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-25
And I'm betting if they do have a kid by the time it's old enough to enjoy this kinda stuff they'll be too old and fat to take them
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-25
Midwesterners do this shit whenever they travel anywhere. They really think people care where they are from for some reason. I see it all day here in DC.
1 Poo-U 2019-04-25
They’re not people.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-25
A Robin Yount Jersey is considered formal wear in WI
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-25
It’s like an evening gown
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-04-25
Nice car-door ears, manjaw.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-25
blammo, right in her fuckin' FACE
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-04-25
Look at that jaw strength.
1 evil-nick 2019-04-25
is that randy quaid?
1 nortonlovesnorway 2019-04-25
willy wonka glasses, b cups in a c bra, dumbo ears, multiple ear piercings, dresses like one of the boys, low-self esteem smile, dead eyes, constant bloating from alcohol intake.
u/patrickstomlinson don't be mistaken.
This was just a troubled girl aware that her menstrual clock was running down, tick tock, and felt she needed some closure by rooming with a joke of a man that could possible fulfill her biological role of having child so she wouldn't be deemed as a failure in the eyes of society.
much to her chagrin, she finds out your fat, low-T ass leaves her barren due to infertility, while she works 36 hour shifts as you take pictures of young white women at local diners chasing dreams of becoming a screen writer, when really you're just a barfly with a grandiose, delusional sense of entitlement.
pathetic.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-25
What’s the source of the 36 hour thing?
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
I like you
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-25
There really is some strange mystical science in looking at someone's eyes. Most importantly, it's easy to recognize genuine joy, from a loved one gazing at you, someone laughing at a funny joke, you delivering them good news. You see the sparkle. Everybody sparkles when they're happy.
I've never seen your ex-wife or Niki "sparkle" in a single picture you've posted of them. Your exes new man? Oh the sparkle is there in every picture.
Where's the sparkle here? She tolerates you, like plenty of women who settle do. But those eyes scream that she thinks she can do better.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-25
Boy you’ve really given him the what’s what here
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-04-25
I hope they’re having fun in London around brits who all despise Americans, especially when they wear American sport jerseys.
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-25
Hopefully some of those “brits” that enjoy forced marriage and halal.
1 PST4eva 2019-04-25
I think it's a cute shot! Wish she'd taken one of PST in his Teddy Piguera jersey. 🍻🍻⚾️🖖
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
Subconsciously covering her wedding ring
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-25
Is there a ring? Do we have any visual proof?
1 ahhpeckahs 2019-04-25
If that was a Yelich jersey we’re not having this conversation
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-25
Americans can't Tourism well. It's one of my only problems with you.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-25
Don't do that gay reddit syntax shit here
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-04-25
Plain Jane AVERAAAGGEEE BROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!