Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the **** is that? What is that, Nana?!
Nana: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?!
Nana: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Nana: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Nana?
Nana: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Nana?
Nana: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Nana?
Nana: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Nana!
Nana: Sir, yes, sir!
19 comments
1 zambonibill21 2019-04-25
Nice plugs, stupid.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-04-25
Nice Individually relocated follicles from the donor area stupid
1 thecornballer1 2019-04-25
Nice strudel, strupid
1 soggylefttesticle 2019-04-25
Ugliest man alive
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-04-25
That’s Sam Roberts.
1 DrMartinLutherJamal 2019-04-25
If your "hair" looked like that, why wouldn't you wear hats 24/7?
1 McGowan9 2019-04-25
Probably because he paid 30 grand to have old Turkish womens pubes glued on to his shitty scalp.
1 xterraroc 2019-04-25
I hate the way he dresses like a grade school going to his first formal dance... well dress for your target.
1 evil-nick 2019-04-25
he looks Portuguese, gross
1 Quackafella_Records 2019-04-25
Nana looks satisfied to have been fed.
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-25
His favorite donut is cream filled.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-04-25
... as is Nana
1 McGowan9 2019-04-25
He likes his donuts like he likes his anus
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-25
Cum
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-25
cool little sneakers, geriatric asshole
1 GinFoss 2019-04-25
he has a "Green room" ???
hahaha he really is just larping as a talk show host, he doesn't have an audience that merits this at all
1 Skip4play 2019-04-25
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the **** is that? What is that, Nana?! Nana: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?! Nana: Sir, yes, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here? Nana: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Nana? Nana: Sir, no, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Nana? Nana: Sir, no, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Nana? Nana: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Nana! Nana: Sir, yes, sir!
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-04-25
It looks like hes making that room stink
1 Canadia86 2019-04-25
But yeah some context on the Hitler photo is needed