1 timallenonacid 2019-04-25

Inside my old condo

1 marionssilverplatter 2019-04-25

Someone SHIT! ... on may plan to age gracefully.

1 JMueller2012 2019-04-25

Looks like someone’s been hittin’ up the BK Lounge a little too much

1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-25

The BK Dub Whops

1 ElFaporino 2019-04-25

A few too many chicken sangwiches?

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-25

Beeferific

1 sumant28 2019-04-25

If he made chests pressed together with opie it would resemble lesbian porn

1 JMueller2012 2019-04-25

oof

1 PissedOffPedro 2019-04-25

Opie could breastfed triplets with those huge mammaries

1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2019-04-25

My assumption is that he's been drinking too much. His hormones are no longer balanced because his liver's normal functions have been thrown out of wack.

1 JMueller2012 2019-04-25

My assumption is that he’s spent the last 10 years betting Botox injected into his skull and now his body can’t take it anymore

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1 chikinbizkit 2019-04-25

I'm pretty sure he's avidly against alcohol and has never touched it. At least that's what he says in interviews and on Twitter.

1 ConspiracyModsRFags 2019-04-25

He's not a booze fag, he's a nintendo fag

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-25

My assumption is that he's been drinking too much. His hormones are no longer balanced because his liver's normal functions have been thrown out of wack.

It's fucking retarded that some dude on OnA just diagnosed my medical problem.

Up until the day I got married, I was pretty active, and then I got married and just completely stopped working out. I gained 50lbs, but that wasn't the worst part. I developed edema in my legs and it's really gross looking. It doesn't really hurt but it looks retarded and I'd like to fix that.

I went to the doctor and she basically said "come back in six months if it doesn't go way." Gee, thanks Doc!

But I think you just hit the nail on the head.

1 fatHormoneAbuser 2019-04-25

Stop being a fat insulin resistant cookie cutter and get on TRT and don’t be afraid to mix in some tren, anadrol, and dianabol once or twice a year.

1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-25

Turning into Opie is more like it

1 PissedOffPedro 2019-04-25

All the Opie cocksuckers downvoting truth 😂 keep gurgling on his balls guys

1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-25

truth

1 CASCAI 2019-04-25

For real can we end the fucking Opie bit already?

1 CumpoundMedia 2019-04-25

Do big tits make male comedians funnier?

1 JMueller2012 2019-04-25

They wouldn’t hurt

1 Phkna1 2019-04-25

Kevin Hart with giant tits would be funny. No lie.

1 bollg 2019-04-25

Lil Kim isn't really that funny.

1 Phkna1 2019-04-25

Too look at, she is. The problem starts when she opens her mouth

1 IceColdCruiser 2019-04-25

The evidence (Joe DeRosa) says no

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-25

Do big tits make male comedians funnier?

Depends. Do they like big tits? I definitely got better at my job so I could secure daily access to big tits.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-25

His girlfriend is probably too young to understand his Kool Aid man joke so that's a plus one for Dane.

1 JMueller2012 2019-04-25

I don’t hate the guy and I don’t he deserved all the hate he got. It’s just weird seeing him now when a decade ago Hollywood was trying to push him as the new Clooney

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-25

I didn't say I hated him just that his young girlfriend is sexy as fuck. I will however say that he's not a good comedian but Dane has charisma, you can't deny that.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-25

He was the first comedian to capitalize on using social media. He also was the embodiment of the late 90's/early 2000's aggressive in your face, but not necessarily strong material comedian.

But he used his social media numbers to leverage backing from producers to market his material to high school and college kids. They ate it up.

Honestly the whole thing was a great business play. But like Patrice said, really good looking people can't be (or at least sustain being) funny. At police before someone sees through their bullshit.

Then he also chose his brother-in-law to take care of his business interests, and we all saw how that worked out for him.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-25

Haha Stanhope wrote a blog calling that schadenfreude because Cook's manager only paid him half the money from a bet over who would win a "who's the funniest contest" somewhere in California.

1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-25

And in the end, the juice weezed him.

1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-25

too many crusters taxed his gig harcore, very sad

1 Phkna1 2019-04-25

He wishes he had Pauly's career. Fucking Encino Man is a classic.

1 fatHormoneAbuser 2019-04-25

Son-in-law was his magnum opus

1 gethigh_watchHBO 2019-04-25

His comedies were bad but I thought Mr. Brooks was a good movie and he did fine in his role.

1 Buster_Savage 2019-04-25

He has a great bit about coming in plants

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-25

I liked his cheating on your gf and sneaking back into your own house bit. Especially when it was animated and Patrice and Dipaolo did the commentary on it.

1 BIGDENNIS10UK 2019-04-25

Link?

1 BusterFartbox 2019-04-25

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/b3o00i/shorties-watchin--shorties-don-t-cheat

1 JuulSantana 2019-04-25

I wish Kevin Hart would have the same fall into complete obscurity Cook had

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-25

Why? Beats the Donald Glover circlejerk going on. I choose Kevin over him as the marketable "non threatening to whites" black guy that they push.

At least he was an O&A/Cellar guy.

1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2019-04-25

One major difference, instead of ejaculating into potted plants, Dane preferred to bust inside hot sexy teen models. But other than that... Totally.

1 PissedOffPedro 2019-04-25