I hope he dies of AIDS, genuinely.

Is that a meme for Jimmy I haven't noticed before? He espouses his edgy, contrarian stances on popular entertainment... like when he said Bill Murray wasn't funny. What an asshole.

Bill Murray is a national treasure.

Oh yeah I got a sticker of him on my car.. right next to my Reddit one.

He hasn't done anything since Ghostbusters. Fuck that faggot

Lost in Translation? Cameo in Zombieland?

Probably some shitty inside joke from the Chive.

Groundhog Day

He’s funny in the Wes Anderson movies. Life Aquatic is my favorite

His cameo in Zombieland is the best part of the movie

It’s definit annoying that he’s basically become Chuck Norris for hipsters, but he’s still funny

Holy shit. How did I forget about Wes Anderson. You are absolutely right.

Probably because Wes Anderson movies are boring, not funny, and just generally not entertaining at all.

He's also responsible for a proper 3rd Ghostbusters. I'm sure glad he was pumping out such gems as Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties while Harold Ramis was rotting away from cancer.

I'm with you, fuck this guy

Ramis didn't have cancer.

Bill Murray is tainted by the reddit crowd. He's now a certified faggot since he's worshipped by the soy addicts. I dare you to find a girl who has blue hair who doesn't call Bill Murray their spirit animal.

He became the "Random XD" guy. Oh he showed up at your party and rubbed your girlfriend's shoulders before promptly leaving?! How zany!

I respect the stuff he did earlier in his career, but his whole persona now stinks.

Stripes was good.

No way, those broads love to talk about how he beat his ex wife in the 70s.

Those girls should get sodomized by Bill Murray

Bill Murray is tainted by the reddit crowd.

Yep. You just replied to a reddit bot.

I upvoted it because I thought he was sarcastically being a reddit cliche. Now I know it's literally a cliche.

He said he hates cartoons, and then makes one of the worst cartoons of all time.

pretty much the Star Wars Holiday Special of the O&A universe.

More like The Day the Clown Cried

He used to also talk about how the South Park guys got away with so much, but he said it with disdain for them. As if he wanted them to get into "trouble" because that's what would happen to him if he said the same things. He's like a child that gets reprimanded for bad behavior, so he points to another kid saying "he did it too!"

He is an actual retard who couldn't even graduate from high school. Matt and Trey have college degrees, and have been successful beyond the Worm's wildest dreams. Because he is the picture of mediocrity.

They're both widely credited for building Comedy Central into a channel anyone ever gave a shit about. Jim raged about having never been invited to one of their roasts until Bob Saget specifically requested him.

Nana and Brother Joe are on that same wavelength.

Almost like he could sense his own future failure at the expense of truckers like some retarded premonition.

Two birds with one stone. He wanted to please his gf and had money issues. And then a bunch of dumbass truckers actually gave him money 😂😂😂

He wanted to make a girl who friend zoned him his GF.

actually, he never watched a single episode.

he would tell you if he did

Nice Tyson shirt, fag.

Coming from the guy who played a whacky neighbor on Lucky Louie

What a faggot!

He's fucking hilarious in Luckie Louie. /s

That should’ve been funny. He’s just such a terrible actor. When he slapped the pizza out of Louise hand, that was funny, but that’s exactly something he would do. His acting is the Gate Crashers of show business.

Says a 50 year old person who listens to kiss

He watched Seinfeld?

Chip is the worst part of prop comedy

Jim is the worst part of anything he's ever been in. Fat douche.

Jerry is the worst part of Seinfeld.

After Michael Richards made his racial faux pas, Seinfeld got him on Letterman so he could apologise to the nation. Seinfeld sets it up, Letterman's looking suitably sombre, Richards comes on looking serious and contrite.... and people start laughing. They're so used to laughing every time Richards is on-screen, they just bust out at the sight of him; and now it doesn't matter what the context is.

Anyhow, Jimmy - maybe try an even stupider hat?

Seinfeld got him on Letterman so he could apologise to the nation.

C'mon, that context is pretty fucking funny. Kramer owes me an apology for calling someone else a racial slur?

Back then, audiences had the right reaction to apology theater.

People apologizing for saying "nigger" rules. Because the whole nation starts thinking and talking about the word "nigger." Which is exactly what they don't want us to do, and why they were mad someone said it in the first place. And that is comedy.

And Seinfeld tried to scold them, an entire fucking audience, and proclaimed that it wasn't funny. Hear that laughter, Jerry? That means it IS funny.

I seriously don't like Seinfeld, ever since I saw him on that show with Chris Rock and Louis CK where he said that audiences want to hear the classic bits and not new material. Out of touch fuck.

Seinfeld is a standup Jew (literally and figuratively). He had Richards on his Letterman appearance like the day or so after it happened and stood by his friend's corner. He's also right about his audience wanting hits- da fuq would they pay $300 a pop to see him and his new hot takes? He sells out shit damn near instantly. He sprinkles in new material in an act that's a solid 1 hour to 1:15.

People don't want to hear the same jokes over and over again. That's what he was saying, that people will come to his shows just to hear what they've heard him say before.

Almost as if mainstream comedy fans are vapid idiots. There's a reason Big Bang Theory is the biggest sitcom on TV.

People used to pay top dollar to yell Dice's poems at him.

He couldn't think straight with a roll of thousand dollar bills shoved up his ass

Well that would be rather distracting.

Explains a lot, doesn't it?

The one that stands out for me most is him repeatedly shitting on Noam Chomsky's thought process, I'm genuinely embarrassed I ever liked Norton.

I’m Chip, too, child!

50 years ago we would have had people like you hanging upside down from a tree with a fork up your ass

So Michael Richards was the worst part of a legendary show with a cast that have become synonymous with their iconic characters? Hot take Jimmy.

James Nortone.

Seinfeld? Haven't ever seen it , man. I know it's popular and everything, I saw a clip once of one of the guys uhh....Kramer, yeah, It wasn't for me man. I understand a lot of people like it but as a comedian myself I can't really get behind sitcom shows like that.

Seems like Jim Norton has bad taste in everything.

Jim has said in the past that he never seen Seinfeld, though “he heard” it’s good. What was this fucking worm doing in the 90s to not watch an episode, even by accident? You couldn’t get away from it.

He was afraid he would turn his act into : Whaaats the deeaal with a giant juicy tranny aids cock

"Push me down the stairs and fuck me daddy"

Kramer was awful, hacky physical comedy, oh he keeps falling down and being all rushed everywhere!

The only funny characters was Elaine and George