I know Patrick reads this subreddit, so send some messages to him here

17  2019-04-25 by VisiblePlan

u/patrickstomlinson

19 comments

Molly Jong Fast thinks you’re a creepy fucking stalker.

and your racist slavemaster taunts at me did not go unnoticed!

catch these nuts on your future ex wifes grill nigga

How bizarre must this all be for this chubby fuck?

Spends years writing awful novels and fighting random people on the internet without any issue until he insults a (brilliant) comedian that's been out of the spotlight for years, accidentally cracking open a hornet's nest that will never stop tormenting him and praising his ex's new husband.

If he took himself out of the situation and saw it for what it is, he's be amused and embarrassed of his shit behavior. But he's too self-absorbed and narcissistic to even notice his own behavior, let alone take it in and (try to) objectively analyze it. I know a lot of people like this.

It’s weird to see how much history he has of being a fucking faggot on the internet. Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, random webpage comments sections... Even going back and forth with people on fucking Imgur who told him his standup stinks going back 3/4 years ago. Still calling people child and little one while insisting he’s hilarious, extremely intelligent and incredibly successful the entire time. He is the least self-aware person I’ve ever known of. I hope nothing but the worst things in life happen to him.

"I hope the worst things in life happen to you, and to nobody else but you."

Almost wrote that.

"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you all. Good night!"

It's only tormenting him cause he can't just let it go. He's obsessed with having the last word when he could have just ignored the first round of mean comments. We would have gotten bored.

nice leadership, stupid

He'll report this in 3, 2... Ah fuck it. He's either passed out drunk or in the process down at Hooligan's. Harassing some young girl and forcing her to take home hard copies of his novels that he carries with him everywhere... on a motorcycle.

How does it feel to know a movie made for actual children gets you excited?

Feels PFG. Wanna touch it?

Patrick, stop ignoring your fans here

Do you remember your child, my child?

I just pretended I was Pat while reading this whole thread. It was very hurtful. Sorry, Pat.

Anyone who labels themselves a “political firebrand” especially when just sperging the same nonsense as every other leftist retard, should immediately ride their shitty scooter into the nearest Great Lake while chained to the frame.

Fuck off, Fattard. You are as useless as an political pundit as you are as a husband, father, author, man, and non-faggot.

*useless comic also.

I just get a kick out of knowing that he's documenting everytime I tell him his dick is not adequate, and he'll have to provide evidence to the contrary in a court of law.

Hey Patrick. Your dick is trash.

he'll have to provide evidence to the contrary in a court of law.

"Your Honor, to counter Mr. Donginson's baseless claims, the defense calls to the stand the newly-married Mrs. Adrienne Cervixbasher as an expert witness."