If the faggots in the default subs ever annoyed you, PM them Avenger spoilers.

0  2019-04-25 by Layla_Benet_Ramsey

I’m sure you guys have had the default subbed cocks say things like “who hurt you” or “you must be fun at parties.” Or maybe you just see a post/comment that annoys you. PM them spoilers from the avengers movie. I’ve been doing it all day. The angry autism they send back to me gets my dick rock hard. I’ve spammed Fatrick all day.

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Where the screen shots? I like to laugh.

It’s nothing that good. Just the basic angry stuff. Telling me I’m awful. Why am I like this. Once I get good ones, I’ll post. But I highly recommend you try it too.

Nigga, I came up with da bit. Been texting friends who are excited about the movie spoilers hidden inside long winded messages. “I can’t believe my boss is going to force me to fly to Seattle for a one hour meeting, and on top of that, they’re aren’t any direct flights departing that evening iron man dies before he kills thanos. So I don’t know if I’m going to be able to make dinner with you and Michelle that night, but we should definitely reschedule.”

I’m not saying I came up with it. I’ll give all the credit to you. When it comes to fucking with the defaults, we should all participate.

Let’s touch dick tips.

I’m all in with the dick tips and spoilers, brotherman

I don’t know how to post screenshots. Most said they don’t care. One guy made a heartfelt plea for me to kill myself. I guess I ruined it for him. Another guy tagged me in a spoiler meme and made it seem like I specifically remembered him in order to spoil the movie, when in reality his comment was pretty high up in my inbox.

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Lmaooo what kind of retard doesn't know how to post screen shots?

Faggot butthurt redditors have come to this post. I seem to have irritated them by spamming the fuck out of the Avenger movie spoilers. Even to people who just post cringey shit on the defaults. Some would say I’m a faggot for being so petty, they are correct. But if you get upset over a comic book movie being spoiled, you deserve to be sad. I’ll also continue to randomly spam spoilers to anyone that posts shit that I find queer.

Like your name. Lol

What's the big spoilers? I don't want to watch or read up on capeshit to find them.

r/endgamespoilers

Iron Man dies. I spammed that on another acct and got banned from r/movies with no knowledge that it actually happens until reading the plot on wikipedia today.

I spam them Starship Pedo spoilers.

Hint: it sucks.

I don't bother the queers, the queers don't bother me. Let them fuck butts and suck peckers.

I just sent it to the people who didn’t like me calling them horrible names. I didn’t post spoilers on any new posts.

I don't give a fuck. Caring about things is fag shit. Spoil whatever you want unless it's a Mel movie.

people who get upset about spoilers are the lowest lifeforms on earth.

I knew the entire plot of Alien years before I saw it. One of my favorite movies ever. But don't tell me if le Deadpool kills that one guy or if Woody saves the toys. I want to experience it for myself in the theater.

I had season 1 and 3 of true detective spoiled for me but I still enjoyed both tremendously. Turns out, good tv shows and movies aren't ruined by learning 1 plot point.

Did you find s2 annoying in its conclusion? I guess it's the point but I felt pretty let down by the finale.

ur a fuckin dumbass my man

Not your man, faggot. Your post history does show that you get very upset over "spoilers" of children's movies, so I'm sorry if I upset you.

awwww is someone angry? ;(

Why would I be angry?

awwww is someone having a tantrum because they’re wrong? sorry buddy ;(

Not really. What am I wrong about?

awwww buddy it’s ok not all of us can have a brain ;(

I'm going to guess that you're upset that I made fun of your gay children's series The Avengers? And that you'll think of the comments I posted when you show up on opening night, alone. But I'm the one upset and crying because ??

awwwww look at how unimportant you are, it’s so sad :(

Oof. Fucking borefest. Pick up the Xbox controller, the doritios, and your Captain Marvel fuck pillow and beat it.

awwww he’s so upset 😢

Lol, you weird loser. Go ahead, say it again. Say I'm literally crying and add an emoji for good measure. Dance puppet.

you’re my bitch

Oh, my puppet. Dance. It is so beautiful when you do so. Say I'm angry again. Please, puppet. No one says it like you.

i’m GONNA say the n word bro

It feels so special to me that you came all the way to this subreddit just to gush your feelings. You and I might not see the same way in regards to kid's flicks but...you'll always be my puppet. You got a friend in mem

ight if i’m your puppet what am i gonna say next

ight

LOL. Shut up, wigger.

gonna cry? piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?

Ugh. I don't want to hear about your sexual perversions, mister.

don’t misgender me, faggot

You're boring. Why do you have to be boring?

to waste the time of manchildren like yourself

Ah, I see the "manchildren" comment got to you. Hey puppet, let's put 75 cent down if Thor survived! Hahaha, gay.

hEY pUPpEt lEtS pUT 75 cEntS dOWn

No. No. You're supposed to say how upset I am. You're ruining the bit, puppet!

yOuRE rUiNiNg thE biT pUpPEt!

You're falling apart. Go ahead and wRitE IT liKe ThIs, FAggOt PupPet.

make me bitch

Are you going to make a Patrick documentary?

No. That is how tubby gets the undeserved attention he wants. The video by u/porzalin got 5 times more views than Patrick could on his own. I don't want to give that talentless piece of shit any more exposure.

Wise move. You don't want the troll to become too exoteric

Nice appreciation of stories stupid.

She tried to spoil Avengers for me, yet I’ve never seen a single Avengers movie because Marvel is for adolescents.

But now I get to read all this lady’s comments and it’s been thoroughly entertaining. I’m so glad there are people like you!

you are the lowest form of trash

Who hurt you?

Its always the parents. And when you look like that.

Good morning, sleep well baby boy? You did such a good job