Look at the older women at the end of the table. Also, look how many blondes there are. This is obviously the women of the family sharing a nice meal in celebration. Even the couple to the left are smiling. Fat fuck.
If this was a Hispanic family celebrating a quinceanera with a bunch of little beanlets running around screeching in spic speak, I guarantee you that Patrick would have posted a pic of them talking about how amazing diversity is.
Wow Pat, Natalie is just trying to have a good birthday lunch. They went out to a public eatery to eat and drink and celebrate. You're the faggot who chose that place to "write" a screenplay. Stay home. Go to the library. You hate your wife or something? Terrell is over at the house and kicked you out? You must not give a fuck about your work seeing how you do is just about anywhere.
"The meteor smashed into the planet with the volume of a dozen office workers celebrating a coworker's birthday in a casual dining restaurant on a Wednesday."
That'll be his "42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything"
"What's that? Oh, just giving Final Draft a whirl. It's funny, I've been a professional writer for years and have only just upgraded. Haha! Well, they asked for revisions. They? Oh just the usual suspects! I mean TV companies. You know how it is! I just want to write books but, whoopsie doodles, my agent must have passed my number around to some of those TV guys! They don't like to take no for an answer. Well... you might have. Do you ever watch the Science Channel?"
Instead of that, a whole table of bitches not noticing Fat and his laptop but daring to enjoy themselves in a restaurant!
24 comments
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-25
“Women be celebratin’!”
1 chodetomlinson 2019-04-25
“He laughin’ cuz he know!”
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-25
What kind of person would ever think to take a picture of a birthday party they weren't invited to?
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-04-25
Between Pat, Ant, Keith and Jim, I think we've accidentally identified another trait of the retarded sociopath.
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-25
He's like all three mixed into one
Ant - Takes creep shots/pedo
Keith - Incompetent at his job
Jim - Isn't genuine
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he's the ultimate o&a villain
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-25
Fuck almost forgot
Sam - Lets his wife get fucked by other men
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-04-25
These women should be warned about this dangerous stalker
1 Twatsmash 2019-04-25
If only someone could call the establishment and let them know a creep is taking pictures of their customers and posting them online.
1 xterraroc 2019-04-25
21st birthday creep... they’re probably in college. It’s spring break stupid.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-25
Look at the older women at the end of the table. Also, look how many blondes there are. This is obviously the women of the family sharing a nice meal in celebration. Even the couple to the left are smiling. Fat fuck.
1 xterraroc 2019-04-25
Yeah I saw that... I was thinking Mom and Aunts taking her daughter and her friends home from college out on her birthday.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-25
Excuse me ladies, some of us are trying to write novels and your table has been incredibly distracting.
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-25
“I’m writing shitty Star Wars fanfic. My latest tome is called Starship Rapeo. Basically it’s Star Wars from the perspective of R2D2’s shitpipe.”
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-25
The kids he usually fucks just usually cries quietly and responds to violence.
1 THE_FAGG0T 2019-04-25
If this was a Hispanic family celebrating a quinceanera with a bunch of little beanlets running around screeching in spic speak, I guarantee you that Patrick would have posted a pic of them talking about how amazing diversity is.
1 Jesuskush666 2019-04-25
Wow Pat, Natalie is just trying to have a good birthday lunch. They went out to a public eatery to eat and drink and celebrate. You're the faggot who chose that place to "write" a screenplay. Stay home. Go to the library. You hate your wife or something? Terrell is over at the house and kicked you out? You must not give a fuck about your work seeing how you do is just about anywhere.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-04-25
None of them are wearing maga hats so he can't hit them. Getting irrationally pissed of at them for celebrating a milestone birthday will suffice.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-25
And he published their image without consent (and probably masturbated to it).
1 KennethFresno 2019-04-25
What are two things Fatrick hates the most? White people and women. Mr tolerance.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-25
If there was a way to get this to Natalie.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-25
It's all inspiration, child.
"The meteor smashed into the planet with the volume of a dozen office workers celebrating a coworker's birthday in a casual dining restaurant on a Wednesday."
That'll be his "42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything"
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-25
I think it's 3, 6, and 9. And peckhas.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-25
"What's that? Oh, just giving Final Draft a whirl. It's funny, I've been a professional writer for years and have only just upgraded. Haha! Well, they asked for revisions. They? Oh just the usual suspects! I mean TV companies. You know how it is! I just want to write books but, whoopsie doodles, my agent must have passed my number around to some of those TV guys! They don't like to take no for an answer. Well... you might have. Do you ever watch the Science Channel?"
Instead of that, a whole table of bitches not noticing Fat and his laptop but daring to enjoy themselves in a restaurant!
1 rhooster 2019-04-25
/u/patrickstomlinson how many books have you sold you fat stalker faggot