I'm watching Under Siege and all I can think of is what a great parody version of this movie starring Joe Cumia would make.

20  2019-04-25 by Kim_Jong_Pun_

Also, Erika Eleniak had grade A beefers.

15 comments

1  plane2nowhere 2019-04-25

So so so so so what youre saying os "angles and dangles" isn't in reference to the captain's penis?

1  Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-25

(Throws potato peeler in terrorists neck)

1  CasinoIndian 2019-04-25

A lowly, lowly tribute band.

1  BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-25

Let me get some of your spit. You see, just regular delicious child spit but add a few milligrams of sulfur from a match head and.. napalm..

1  Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-25

Ribs hurt, nigga.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-04-25

What was Tommy Lee Jones' band called again? Billy Joe & The Bale Jumpers?

Great movie.

1  Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-25

Bad Billy and the Bail Jumpers

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-04-25

band was sick bro

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-25

The peeler fight between him and an elderly Tommy Lee Jones would be amazing.

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-04-25

Can someone script this, please?

1  OutlawMemer 2019-04-25

EXT: MESS HALL KITCHEN, DAY

Camera pans slow across the kitchen as the quick, harsh sound of a potato peeler scrapes the air. We see JOE CUMIA sitting on a milkcrate, hunched over his latest culinary masterpiece. Once it's peeled, JOE holds the potato up and considers it like a sculptor considers his latest creation.

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1  ohmycawd 2019-04-25

love how Tommy Lee Jones' worst movie is Steven Seagal's best

1  Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-25

I think his worst movie was Batman Beyond

1  ohmycawd 2019-04-25

point