I can remember the first time I ever felt actual dread. It was seeing the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. He actually terrified me. I feel the same sinking feeling in my stomach like I'm about to pointlessly fight for my life when I see a picture of Big A.
I can remember the first time I ever felt actual dread.
I think mine was seeing the Wheelies in Return To Oz. That or that dream I'd constantly have where the monsters from Where The Wild Things Are would tickle me to death.
Let's not forget just how embarrassing the chinese puerto rican next to him is. He basically begged his way onto compound media, calling in, showing up on every show, now he's probably a full time employee.
His body was hot to the touch and he sweated heavily, he constantly had foul body odour; he was described as stinking "to such a degree that he could not be endured within the distance of twenty paces". This smell would get noticeably worse after he had eaten; his eyes and cheeks would become bloodshot, a visible vapour would rise from his body, and he would become lethargic, during which time he would belch noisily and his jaws would make swallowing motions. He had chronic diarrhoea, which was said to be "fetid beyond all conception".
53 comments
1 AOTV88 2019-04-25
Does Big A just give rimjobs to Compound residents or something? What redeeming qualities does he have beyond being a fat freakish ghoul?
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-04-25
One of the ones that "knows shit".
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-25
The catholic church won’t sanction an exorcism to get rid of him. They can’t be seen doing business with pedophiles who don’t work for them.
1 Bobdooley83 2019-04-25
He has a really bad stammer so obviously he's great to have on the radio
1 LiberalPussy 2019-04-25
O&A really had the worst instincts.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-04-25
He’s truly ghoulish
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-25
He is an actual, real monster. He's not a regular human being, he's a fucking monster.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-25
He is quite terrifying
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-25
I can remember the first time I ever felt actual dread. It was seeing the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. He actually terrified me. I feel the same sinking feeling in my stomach like I'm about to pointlessly fight for my life when I see a picture of Big A.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-25
I think mine was seeing the Wheelies in Return To Oz. That or that dream I'd constantly have where the monsters from Where The Wild Things Are would tickle me to death.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-25
Return To Oz was fucked. The second thing is a sexual fetish now.
1 bal0rd 2019-04-25
Like the scary ADHD kid with trailer trash parents from grade school.
1 bal0rd 2019-04-25
Big A's job was shit catcher.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-04-25
"Come along little children ! "
Absolutly chilling...
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-04-25
When I saw the child catcher I would just sit there and .. brood.
1 BillyBedsores 2019-04-25
He looks like he has multiple rows of teeth.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-04-25
If this thing was a monster in a movie I'd be mad at how unbelievable the costume was.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-04-25
How long before he shits them out?
1 plane2nowhere 2019-04-25
Which one jerked him off for the happy ending? Thise chinks will do anything for a dollar
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-25
LMAO that’s shopped right? That’s so obviously shopped. It’s shopped. Someone answer me
1 UnfunnyHack89 2019-04-25
Don’t worry, it’s shopped
1 LamarandDolores 2019-04-25
He's growing handsomer with age
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-04-25
Fortunately, in a few years he'll be a beautiful corpse.
1 JansHammer 2019-04-25
his shirt is dirty.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-25
Stained with the panicked sweat of a rape/strangulation victim.
He's quoted as saying "If they don't scream, it's no fun. When they do.. When they scream it's like a symphony to me. It's beautiful. It's angelic."
What kind of sick fucking animal thinks that shit up??
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-04-25
He's literally a giant monstrous ogre.
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-04-25
He's got the sex appeal of Jim & Sam.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-25
I’d rather get spit roasted by those two than come within 10 feet of this creature.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-04-25
Real life Errol Childress
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-25
Still thinner than Fatrick.
1 Broken_stoic 2019-04-25
Chilling. He’s a demon
1 Jesuskush666 2019-04-25
Someone put him down.
1 china-blast 2019-04-25
Who the hell invites Big A to an event with a dress code
1 TheElDan 2019-04-25
He’s so ugly he could easily parlay his horrifying appearance into a low level movie career with someone like Troma or something.
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-04-25
If I had his teeth I would never smile.
1 BillyBedsores 2019-04-25
Let's not forget just how embarrassing the chinese puerto rican next to him is. He basically begged his way onto compound media, calling in, showing up on every show, now he's probably a full time employee.
1 crudedrawer 2019-04-25
Was he actually in the first season of Legion?
1 McGowan9 2019-04-25
He may be a fat grotesque but at least his teeth are good.
1 tough-tornado-roger 2019-04-25
Big A posing for an upcoming issue of Spawn
1 packitchofsositch 2019-04-25
How have I never noticed the similarity to Devito Penguin before? He would absolutely destroy in a raw whole fish eating contest.
1 MattMattMatthew 2019-04-25
The underbite of a D rate comic book villain.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-25
His whole head looks like one of those grotesque fish that lives so deep in the ocean its never seen light.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-25
I kind of believe in reincarnation. Like, there aren't really that many unique human souls.
This was one of Big A's previous lives.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
1 ChanceArm 2019-04-25
My favourite Wikipedia article by far
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-25
1 ofMoloch 2019-04-25
He has all the charisma of a Transylvanian grave robber
1 bal0rd 2019-04-25
Big Asian fetish
1 havingmadfun 2019-04-25
Surprised that ant hasnt bought new teeth for this ogre yet
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-04-25
He needs to be captured and put in a cage and people can pay to go look at this disgusting fucking creature.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-25
Is that the Asian nigga who lived in Gavin's attic?
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2019-04-25
I wouldn’t be able to eat food near him. The sight of him makes me sick
1 panasonictooth 2019-04-25
He should not be flashing those nightmarish teeth around like that.
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-25
I can totally see this guy coming up behind you and biting you. Just imagine how bad that would hurt