You recognized it, faggot

You're both faggots

Nah, OP is just gay. Pats a faggot.

FAGGOT

Lard of the rings

Bore-omir

Frodo Bag-of-shit

Hamwise Gamgee

Balhog

Gand-gulps the Gay

Wife’s a Whore-dor

Legalost his daughter.

The Desolation of a Moonfaced Wannabe Demagogue

Dick-in-man

Fairy-Grin Mook

niggasRibs = Hurtin

Fagamir

Dildo Faggins

Ser Fatrick of Cuckington, Warden of the Pork.

Ew. Fuck. I never noticed or recognized that.

I like how the fat rolls from his lips extend to his ears.

I can't wrap my head around it. Its like the sides of his mouth are trying to escape his face.

They've reached the Roche limit and are trying to form a moon

He probably doesn't even speak quenlan or whatever that language is called.

It's Black Speech. A corruption of Elvish Sauron created that is used in Mordor. I dare not speak it here.

You’ve already said enough. Thanks for the faggot lesson.

Being a huge faggot, I am fluent in the black speech. Patrick's tattoo looks similar to the ring, but has a different inscription. Pats tattoo says: "Damn nikki, dis pussy tighter than a mothafucker. You sure dat fat nigga in da otha room don't mind me clappin dees cheeks?"

Tolkien would have hated this fag.

He would have hated all the superfans of his books aka faggots.

Frodo Bag-of-shit

He hears “the Black Speech” every night coming from his wife’s bedroom.

Nice black dick on your shirt, stupid.

Fat. Faggot.

-best selling scifi author

-animal lover

-many tv appearances

-lives rent-free inside the heads of trolls

nice try wit da hate, child.

Man try to be funny. If you're trying to get imaginary internet points that are negative then this whole bit has worked. If not this shit is gay. Something something Opie annd bots. Predictable queer.

sounds like pats living rent-free in your head, pal

if you want some gutbusting funnies you should check out the regular posts. from "patricks fat" to "feed nana", just a waterfall of uproarious material

I like futurama and this makes violently angry.

Me too

Why? He's clearly The Gender Bender

Snu snu you dope

I'm just an ex con author, trying to get my kid back

One ring to rule them all,one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, sweet summer child

BIO: When not writing guy-fi and gargling soccer dad jizz, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for pudding and performing fellatio in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago preteen male pageant scenes.

Tolkien would've absolutely been considered a "Nazi" by today's standards. He was a reactionary, a right wing thinker, and he called the Lord of the Rings a "fundamentally religious and Catholic work." The irony of this fat piece of shit tattooing Tolkien's work on his body is hilarious.

'Frodo and Sam's relationship was clearly a daring depiction of homosexual lust, child'

MLK is a Nazi by SJW standards, why do people even talk about them like they're a meaningful movement?

He doesn’t even know what he was reading. He’s a goddamn dolt.

his lips taper off into such long, horrid creases. Revolting.

What a lumpy person.

Unwise Gamgee

Fattedass the Brown

One Cock Ring Around my Balls