DAILY REMINDER: OkaySeriouslyBro is an overly eager, gleam-in-his-eye safety patroller cunt who is VERY excited to tell you what you can and cannot say. He also sat at the front of the bus in school.

0  2019-04-25 by cuntyretard

50 comments

Nobody is in your corner.

I don't know man, I think it's pretty funny

I want to chew your lips off

Ugh, doing the Ant thing chiming in with your own alts?

I don't know who that person is but I find it funny, so yeah, it's totally me

I am, the blood feuds between users here is probably my favorite thing to come of the internet.

Step down faggot, or link to the picture of me trolling you so fucking obviously to try and escape again.

Fuck you Cutesy Boi

Your campaign is going great.

You're doing a great job of making the mods look like the rational ones who made the right call.

You're doing a great job of being a bootlicking faggot.

I'm sure it looks that way to a sperging retard throwing a full-day fit over a half-assed photoshop.

Why you picking on him? He seems like a decent fellow, even if he is a nigger.

Please don't post the full names of people we're not allowed to post the full names of.

If I remove your post, please do not go on an autistic rampage and vow revenge on me at all costs.

I genuinely do not want posters like OP being such hypersensitive, thin-skinned cyberstalkers. I just wanna tell silly jokes and laugh

Also lol at you calling me out for talking about hockey and superhero movies when you use this alt account to post in r/smashbros. Go have a 1v1 Pikachu vs. Jigglypuff battle you manchild.

Why do people have so much trouble with this one dumb rule?

It’s one dude.

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Is it? I thought there were at least a few dudes trying to "keep the mods in check."

Yeah. Started off as CrookedMile something making multiple posts yesterday about his posts being removed. Then he unleashes two alts, one of which is this one, complaining about being banned. The bans were issued by Reddit admins.

Jerking off to Gal Gadot and watching grown men pretend to be superheroes and modding a subreddit and just generally acting like the biggest, happy to be there faggot ever.. Not a manchild at all. Hey, you played a video game!!

What a pathetic fuck.

What a pathetic fuck you are. Your family doesn't love you and when you die, nobody will give you a wake.

You're right, I forgot the rule that manchildren can't own Nintendo Switches.

What's wrong, mom wouldn't get you one for Christmas? But, anyway, your retarded assumptions aside, I could have four nintendos stuffed up my asshole sideways and still not be even remotely close to the embarrassing faggot that you are. This is undeniable fact.

Nice dead sport, stupid. HOCKEY LUL.

Try again. Also, I know for 100% fact you have a switch, you dumb projecting piece of shit. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You literally watch other people play Super Smash Brothers and have opinions on which e-athletes you like and which e-athletes you don't.

But hey, I watch playoff hockey. That's way worse.

What's your favorite game on your switch? Thinking about picking one up for my sons.

But really, I want you to at least think of how gay this statement actually is. (also stop saying literally as a crutch)

"You literally watch other people play Super Smash Brothers and have opinions on which e-athletes you like and which e-athletes you don't."

What does this mean? You just made an observational statement. I don't think I can even be offended? I do watch tournaments and there are people I like better than others. What does this have to do with the fact that you're way too excited and faggy about being a mod for a sub that's going to die soon?

You're arguing grown men watch super smash bros tournaments and teenagers watch playoff hockey.

You just made zero sense. Getting to you, is it? Hockey is for boomer faggots and idiots like you. You're doing everything you can to deflect from the fact that you don't belong here as a mod, you know it and are nervously waiting for when you get exposed and ran out of here like the next SpaceEdge. Interesting. . .the thing is I don't even need to work much harder. You're set up for failure and won't last more than 3 months. We both know it bruh

Sorry if it feels like I'm ignoring these long-winded rants but game 7 of Caps/Canes just went to OT.

I know it's nothing compared to watching South Korean sixteen year olds pwn the competition as Link but it's kinda my cup of tea.

Link is bottom-tier garbage, nobody plays him stupid.

Sorry if it feels like I'm ignoring these long-winded rants but game 7 of Caps/Canes just went to OT.

Don't worry, you're not. I know that because you responded within 10 minutes to all this guy's other posts but this one. Got'em good

cope harder, faggot

I'm fucking crying

Your comment made me laugh so fucking hard dude.

Did it?

No please let him take revenge on you because more autistic stalker posts with embedded commentary are going to be even more hilarious than this one is.

Also lol at you calling me out for talking about hockey and superhero movies when you use this alt account to post in r/smashbros. Go have a 1v1 Pikachu vs. Jigglypuff battle you manchild.

Why are you going through someone's post history for ammo? That's a bitch move

Because he made a thread specifically about going through my post history? Make a little point about not throwing stones in glass houses when you have shit like this:

Because, if you actually pay attention and don't just blindly ride Leffen's dick, you'll notice that he's an amazing player. But all he does it talk massive shit to people, which is fine because he's great at the game, but then he gets to a tournament and gets all nervous because he knows how much shit he needs to back up, and what might happen if he doesn't, and deep down he is truly a scared, weak little boy deep down and starts to pre-john and list all of his excuses on twitter in-case he loses. Him and Salem should both just go away.

Is this pro-Leffen or anti-Leffen? It starts with this Leffen guy being an amazing player, but ends with him and Salem needing to "go away". Very uneven tone throughout.

Leffen is really good but a bit of a cunt. He's very hated by the smash community in general. That's sort of the gist of the comment.

And yes, I'm a smash fag too.

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I heard he has sex with consenting women. Any truth?

I hope not

I remember reading that thing about Sib Hashian and struggling to understand the point. Scorch once had a friend who had a daughter who married a famous guy. What point does this prove, I don't know.

Having said that, the point of this thread is an even bigger mystery. This looks like a 100% random sample of some dude's post history

What was the comment about Dr Steve? It's cut off, he was certainly connected to the show

Anyone who doesn't love and respect Dr. Steve is a gayperson.

More inane retard babble from the latest starry eyed teenager moderating your subreddit. I guarantee he puts aviators on and listens to 'Danger Zone' when he saddles up to do his moderatin'. Fucking hockey watching midwestern niggerfaggot.

You're a cunt

Jesus /r/cuntyretard stop acting all Bonnie McFarlane on shit.

gleam-in-his-eye

I knew this post was going to be a winner from this - you make okseriouslybro sound like Ned Flanders' son πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

lmfao

You two faggs are meant for each other.