Damn, Okayseriouslybro is serious, bro. Seems like a weird power-play a day later, but that's alright

0  2019-04-24 by eatthefuckingsnow

29 comments

That's the reddit admins, not me stupid.

Do you really think I have the power to permaban any of you from reddit? I can ban you from this sub and r/richvos. That is the scope of my powers.

Spaceedge snitched because you wouldn't stop posting his real name, even after everyone told you to let it go. But hey, continue to blame me instead of yourself.

Spaceedge snitched because you wouldn't stop posting his real name, even after everyone told you to let it go.

For the record, I never once used his actual name. I used his first name in the vicinity of his last name, but that was about it. Feel free to check my post history

You see the way that message is from reddit.com, is in red and has an [A]. That means it's from the admins. And they have been busy here in the past hour or so.

Do you understand the difference between a mod and an admin? We can't ban a user from all of reddit.

Fucking crybaby retard.

Calm the fuck down, asshole. I've never been banned before, how do I know what this shit looks like

Are you gonna cry for another few days now that a mod said something mean to you?

No you.

Calm the fuck down, asshole.

No you.

Calm the fuck down

You've been chimping out for a day now.

It was all in good fun. Except for when I said okseriouslybro was a Chatty Kathy, that shit stands

It's not fun. It's not funny.

Nothing you post is fun, much less funny. I hope you collide with a stop sign and sever important arteries on your way home from work.

It says admins and not mods in the message you tard.

I hope you fucking die

Gonna take a stab at this one and say crooked mile?

Absolutely correct

BTW, u/SpaceEdge, you must be spending more time here than your own sub to move that quick. Keep watching, fat man.

Dude. The admins got you banned. Or sorry, you got yourself banned. I fucking told you earlier. I've been trying to help you. I remember you as a funny poster. You played a stupid little game and won a stupid little prize, child; as the regular reddit fags say. Just move on with your alt and stop stirring the wrong kind of shit for fuck's sake.

This mini-saga could do with a "Lessons from a whiny bitch" post.

Bitch makes a post to act all cutesy about getting around the rule. Mod removes post because mod is not retarded like OP. Bitch then proceeds to follow that mod around for a day crying like a little bitch.

Various mods and regular users explain to him that he's a little faggot and the removal was fair. Bitch continues to cry. Admins ban the bitch and the bitch comes back with another account to cry about the cocks in ass.

What's with you faggot mods and your use of the word "cutesy". Nobody gives a shit that I was banned here, I most certainly don't. You faggots really stick together. This should be fun

I saw it used to describe your faggotry yesterday and thought it was appropriate for what you were doing. "Nobody gives a shit". You've been crying about this for more than a day now, faggot.

I saw it used to describe your faggotry yesterday and thought it was appropriate for what you were doing

You unoriginal cunt

Your mom's cunt is a war criminal for allowing you into the world.

Fuck you. Your new name is Cutesy Boi.

"I don't care, that's why I can't stop crying about it for 30 hours under 2 alts (so far.)"

Are you having a fucking mental break? I went to bat for you here, shithead. I've told you to stop dwelling on it because it's making me and everyone else think less of you. Make your flair "crookedmile" or something. That account is gone. We can't do anything about it. I'm sorry. Sort yourself out, titfucker.

This despicable plebeian is beyond reproach. The Missile appreciates your endeavors, however

Rocket's gonna kick your asshole in

The Missile says, you play with fire, you get burned

This whole thing is startlingly gay