I heard Joe bangs cocktail waitresses 3 at a time at the big apple ranch which is actually not a gay club as alleged but an exclusive high end gentleman's club. Before dropping his goo the ladies will typically have a dick sucking contest to help determine who has the honor of receiving Joes seed.
Once Joe has determined the winner, the chosen one will typically lie prone on her stomach and await this most sacred of gifts. But because Joe is a man of high moral fiber, he refuses to ejaculate into a woman he is not married to so he leaves his load in a crystal chalice and slips out the back door undetected
war hero joe was born with the unfortunate combination of being a towering 6'1 and a great looking man. this means that any gig he performs at, he is swarmed by an array of titillated degenerates. they arent aware, however, that joe is a man of loyalty, a father of 4, a patriot, and a war hero. joe is not tempted by heathens and is a follower of christ.
joe performs his gig, grabs the $5,000 check which he is promised in contracts (which he can enter), and bids the audience adieu. he then returns home to his loving family like the supportive husband he is.
it is physically impossible for war hero joe to stop winning. this has been 100% confirmed
Yea I doubt they would have done that to Joe. You probably have to be serious repeat offender or do something truly heinous to get that treatment. Him doxxing a fat thief who mods a cesspool of degenerates probably wouldn't get him perma-banned from the site.
9 comments
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-04-24
He’s got a bunch of alts. He was threatening to a few times, but like Pat, he’s obsessively lurking here.
1 ichise8 2019-04-24
war hero joe cant be defeated
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-24
I heard Joe bangs cocktail waitresses 3 at a time at the big apple ranch which is actually not a gay club as alleged but an exclusive high end gentleman's club. Before dropping his goo the ladies will typically have a dick sucking contest to help determine who has the honor of receiving Joes seed. Once Joe has determined the winner, the chosen one will typically lie prone on her stomach and await this most sacred of gifts. But because Joe is a man of high moral fiber, he refuses to ejaculate into a woman he is not married to so he leaves his load in a crystal chalice and slips out the back door undetected
Is this 100% confirmed?
1 ichise8 2019-04-24
war hero joe was born with the unfortunate combination of being a towering 6'1 and a great looking man. this means that any gig he performs at, he is swarmed by an array of titillated degenerates. they arent aware, however, that joe is a man of loyalty, a father of 4, a patriot, and a war hero. joe is not tempted by heathens and is a follower of christ.
joe performs his gig, grabs the $5,000 check which he is promised in contracts (which he can enter), and bids the audience adieu. he then returns home to his loving family like the supportive husband he is.
it is physically impossible for war hero joe to stop winning. this has been 100% confirmed
1 FrankWant 2019-04-24
No one is ever actually "banned forever" from reddit.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-04-24
Well, admins can IP ban you and Joe isn't savvy enough to use a VPN or know how to get a new IP from his ISP.
1 FrankWant 2019-04-24
I'm sure most times, they don't bother.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-04-24
Yea I doubt they would have done that to Joe. You probably have to be serious repeat offender or do something truly heinous to get that treatment. Him doxxing a fat thief who mods a cesspool of degenerates probably wouldn't get him perma-banned from the site.
1 MoistureMop1 2019-04-24
He knows how to use control alt delete though after visiting the geek squad at his local best buy