My dad had this movie called "Joe" when I was a kid starring Peter Boyle as a crazy, disgruntled bigot who kills a bunch of hippies. You see her tits at the beginning. I remember them as being more pointy than you'd think.
My memory is fucked. I'm a deceased 98 year old pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I've seen too many tits to remember whose looked like what.
My memory is fucked. I'm a deceased 98 year old pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I've seen too many tits to remember whose looked like what.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Eighteen year old schoolgirls with J-Cups. I watched Czech beefers glitter in the dark near Studijní oddělení. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Sarandon's 72 years old. Her dusty womb is a barren place where your seed could find no purchase. A 72 year old woman isn't even capable of hatching a water head.
It's funny because she has no idea. When she was 26 her money was really tight, so she auditioned to work at one of those giant Vegas strip clubs, the ones that have about a hundred girls working. She walked in the door, saw the other girls, and noped the fuck out.
The manager actually chased her to her car to get her to do an audition.
So, if you've ever seen that tall blonde girl with the absolutely huge naturals, roundabout 1998, that was her. She worked at the club across from the Hard Rock Hotel.
You proved me wrong, I was sure you were full of shit. Good for you, think about me next time you cum on them. Now that I said that I know for a fact next time it happens you'll remember this.
67 comments
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-24
Got a nigga’s hog hard in multiple movies tag-day (eg: Bull Durham)
1 JansHammer 2019-04-24
love those tings. Her daughter has them too.
1 Jesuskush666 2019-04-24
Eva Amurri if anyone wants to google the daughter
1 greygooser 2019-04-24
Age
1 crudedrawer 2019-04-24
She was topless in californication like 15 years ago.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-24
nice nose job, stupid
1 packitchofsositch 2019-04-24
When she breathes with her mouth closed dogs lose their shit.
1 MoistureMop1 2019-04-24
I love me some veins in my milkers
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-24
My dad had this movie called "Joe" when I was a kid starring Peter Boyle as a crazy, disgruntled bigot who kills a bunch of hippies. You see her tits at the beginning. I remember them as being more pointy than you'd think.
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-24
That’s just how tits were back then. Guys in the 70’s loved a pointy boob.
1 xxxxxxxxx9xxxxxxxxx 2019-04-24
Pointy tits and long flat asses. The 70s and 80s sucked.
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2019-04-24
Long flat asses is such a perfect description
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-24
I CAN'T RESIST HER, SAAAAAAM!
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-04-24
Just don't watch Pretty Baby.
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2019-04-24
Joe is a classic
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-24
It's the Craig Zahler movie of it's time.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-24
Well thank you sir: https://cdn2.aznude.com/antibandit/susansarandon/prettybaby/thumb3_sarandon-pretty-n-20.jpg
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-24
My memory is fucked. I'm a deceased 98 year old pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I've seen too many tits to remember whose looked like what.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-24
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Eighteen year old schoolgirls with J-Cups. I watched Czech beefers glitter in the dark near Studijní oddělení. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-24
👏👏🏾👏🏽👏🏿
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-04-24
Righteous beef!
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-04-24
I would not be shy about raping her.
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-24
Completely suckable 👍
1 Opprobriousness 2019-04-24
I'd love to suckle at her teat.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-24
The best part is you could just cum inside her old pussy with no risk of bringing another bastard into the world.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-24
If Nia Burr can then anyone's dumpster womb probably has one more go
1 McGowan9 2019-04-24
Sarandon's 72 years old. Her dusty womb is a barren place where your seed could find no purchase. A 72 year old woman isn't even capable of hatching a water head.
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-24
I want to blow a load inside her then have her bake me some cookies and get me a capri-sun
1 choccole 2019-04-24
That comment really touched me.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-04-24
I felt it move when i read that
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-24
Nothing like a hot old woman and childhood nostalgia for juice and cookies to get the blood flowing down there
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-24
What kind of faggot has juice with cookies?
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-24
I was just thinking of things I liked during my childhood and having sex with an old lady, I wasn’t having a logical thought process
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-24
Pulling out is for pussies.
1 Persianschlong 2019-04-24
watched dead man walking this weekend, her and penn were vurry good
1 McGowan9 2019-04-24
I cried like a faggot at the end of that movie
1 Persianschlong 2019-04-24
Yes sir
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-04-24
May be the most timeless pair in Hollywood.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-24
I was going to argue, and say that Kirsten Dunst looked pretty damn good for a forty year old in "Melancholia."
Then I looked it up. She was 28 :( :(
My wife's epic knockers have kinda ruined me.
http://imawesa.info/pictures/641035.gif
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-04-24
Your wife is pretty cute.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-24
It's funny because she has no idea. When she was 26 her money was really tight, so she auditioned to work at one of those giant Vegas strip clubs, the ones that have about a hundred girls working. She walked in the door, saw the other girls, and noped the fuck out.
The manager actually chased her to her car to get her to do an audition.
So, if you've ever seen that tall blonde girl with the absolutely huge naturals, roundabout 1998, that was her. She worked at the club across from the Hard Rock Hotel.
1 Sockucucka 2019-04-24
You can't put up a brag like that without a pic of her tits dude.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-24
Everyone's seen them by now, but here ya go:
https://i.imgur.com/ISMapuo.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/BezIIch.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/EhEDfvN.jpg
She's 39 there, not too bad for her age.
1 Sockucucka 2019-04-24
You proved me wrong, I was sure you were full of shit. Good for you, think about me next time you cum on them. Now that I said that I know for a fact next time it happens you'll remember this.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-24
"Whip 'em Out Wednesday" and all that
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-04-24
Can i fap 2 dem
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-24
That's the idea!
1 evil-nick 2019-04-24
would love to give those a good russian
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-24
Still sexy as fuck.
1 lowend73 2019-04-24
Her daughter is hot also?
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-24
Thats still some good beef
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-04-24
She's the most fuckable 70 year old I've ever seen. She was also really hot in Rocky Horror.
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-04-24
I don’t know who this is but they look very much like Nana.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-04-24
I prefer the beefers of her daughter https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56cf453f689b6
1 TheElDan 2019-04-24
They couldn’t cut out Duchovny’s hilarious quipping?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-04-24
Hanging, heavy. Mmmm
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-24
Great tits on a shitpile
1 Canadia86 2019-04-24
HOF beefers
1 OandAbaron 2019-04-24
American made cans
1 cheese_dip_shit 2019-04-24
i would love to cover her tits and face with cum, if you catch my drift ;)
1 J-Bradley1 2019-04-24
Looks a little too much like a Cumia family member, for me to go full-mast
1 ahhpeckahs 2019-04-24
I’d glaze those jokers
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1 knitro 2019-04-24
Her daughter:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56cf453f689b6
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-04-24
Met her in real life years back, reeeeeaaaallly tiny lady. She's Sicilian, ya know. Hairy butthole.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-04-24
Shes such an old whore I love her