Old beefers

85  2019-04-24 by Jesuskush666

67 comments

Got a nigga’s hog hard in multiple movies tag-day (eg: Bull Durham)

love those tings. Her daughter has them too.

Eva Amurri if anyone wants to google the daughter

Age

She was topless in californication like 15 years ago.

When she breathes with her mouth closed dogs lose their shit.

I love me some veins in my milkers

My dad had this movie called "Joe" when I was a kid starring Peter Boyle as a crazy, disgruntled bigot who kills a bunch of hippies. You see her tits at the beginning. I remember them as being more pointy than you'd think.

That’s just how tits were back then. Guys in the 70’s loved a pointy boob.

Pointy tits and long flat asses. The 70s and 80s sucked.

Long flat asses is such a perfect description

I CAN'T RESIST HER, SAAAAAAM!

Just don't watch Pretty Baby.

Joe is a classic

It's the Craig Zahler movie of it's time.

My memory is fucked. I'm a deceased 98 year old pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I've seen too many tits to remember whose looked like what.

My memory is fucked. I'm a deceased 98 year old pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I've seen too many tits to remember whose looked like what.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Eighteen year old schoolgirls with J-Cups. I watched Czech beefers glitter in the dark near Studijní oddělení. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

👏👏🏾👏🏽👏🏿

Righteous beef!

I would not be shy about raping her.

Completely suckable 👍

I'd love to suckle at her teat.

The best part is you could just cum inside her old pussy with no risk of bringing another bastard into the world.

If Nia Burr can then anyone's dumpster womb probably has one more go

Sarandon's 72 years old. Her dusty womb is a barren place where your seed could find no purchase. A 72 year old woman isn't even capable of hatching a water head.

I want to blow a load inside her then have her bake me some cookies and get me a capri-sun

That comment really touched me.

I felt it move when i read that

Nothing like a hot old woman and childhood nostalgia for juice and cookies to get the blood flowing down there

What kind of faggot has juice with cookies?

I was just thinking of things I liked during my childhood and having sex with an old lady, I wasn’t having a logical thought process

The best part is you could just cum inside her old pussy with no risk of bringing another bastard into the world.

Pulling out is for pussies.

watched dead man walking this weekend, her and penn were vurry good

I cried like a faggot at the end of that movie

Yes sir

May be the most timeless pair in Hollywood.

I was going to argue, and say that Kirsten Dunst looked pretty damn good for a forty year old in "Melancholia."

Then I looked it up. She was 28 :( :(

My wife's epic knockers have kinda ruined me.

http://imawesa.info/pictures/641035.gif

Your wife is pretty cute.

Your wife does have nice knockers.

It's funny because she has no idea. When she was 26 her money was really tight, so she auditioned to work at one of those giant Vegas strip clubs, the ones that have about a hundred girls working. She walked in the door, saw the other girls, and noped the fuck out.

The manager actually chased her to her car to get her to do an audition.

So, if you've ever seen that tall blonde girl with the absolutely huge naturals, roundabout 1998, that was her. She worked at the club across from the Hard Rock Hotel.

You can't put up a brag like that without a pic of her tits dude.

Everyone's seen them by now, but here ya go:

https://i.imgur.com/ISMapuo.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/BezIIch.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/EhEDfvN.jpg

She's 39 there, not too bad for her age.

You proved me wrong, I was sure you were full of shit. Good for you, think about me next time you cum on them. Now that I said that I know for a fact next time it happens you'll remember this.

"Whip 'em Out Wednesday" and all that

Can i fap 2 dem

That's the idea!

would love to give those a good russian

Still sexy as fuck.

Her daughter is hot also?

Thats still some good beef

She's the most fuckable 70 year old I've ever seen. She was also really hot in Rocky Horror.

I don’t know who this is but they look very much like Nana.

They couldn’t cut out Duchovny’s hilarious quipping?

Hanging, heavy. Mmmm

Great tits on a shitpile

HOF beefers

American made cans

i would love to cover her tits and face with cum, if you catch my drift ;)

Looks a little too much like a Cumia family member, for me to go full-mast

I’d glaze those jokers

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Met her in real life years back, reeeeeaaaallly tiny lady. She's Sicilian, ya know. Hairy butthole.

Shes such an old whore I love her