It's either that or it's not even his kid.

The lovely and protective mother must've decided the child needed to be with the REAL father who can provide for a family and bruise her cervix nightly.

A good woman

A queen.

I'm pretty sure it's not his kid and he fucked it

That sounds factually inaccurate

I think the kid is made up. The dude is a complete psycho.

Someone found child support complaints online from him failing to provide. This was back in the early days of discovering Patrick.

I'm not too sure that's accurate, Wisconsin court records show orders for child support, and his record has none.

Are you trying to say I was lied to?

Those should be stickied. We need new material.

I spent almost a decade in the grips of horrific drug addiction and I still have almost 50/50 custody and full parental rights.

There are really only three possibilities, and I mean this in complete sincerity - I’m not trying to bash that fat faggot:

1) Kid truly honestly isn’t his AND never was (even if a paternity test showed he wasn’t the biological father, he would still have rights unless the child had a different acknowledged father before he even came around)

2) He actually did some truly horrific shit to the child or Mom that endangered them and he lost his rights

Or, most likely

3) He’s a deadbeat dad who is too self-obsessed to be a parent / signed away his parental rights.

The last one is easily the most faggotish and least masculine move so I’m sure that’s the truth

The last one is easily the most faggotish and least masculine move so I’m sure that’s the truth

How could he possibly have enough time to be with a child when he's parading around a "wife", brings his laptop to a bar for attention, or pays a load of money to "host" a panel at a convention where he feels people showed up to listen to his nonsense?

I think you're being a bit harsh. Being an insecure, pathological liar and blatant faggot is very hard to do at the same time.

His ex wife probably cucked his retarded ass and convinced him to sign his rights away so she could restart her family somewhere else and he could be a faggot writer, probably telling him he could still be in the kids life

This is why I didn’t marry the girl I busted a nut inside of, you can’t trust whores

If you sign away your parental rights, doesn't that mean you don't owe child support? I thought he was paying that. If true, then 1 and 3 are eliminated leaving the fact that he abused his kids as the only credible scenario.

I'm pretty sure it's number one. He says she left him while she was pregnant, that's a red flag right there. There's no order for child support on his record, which there would be whether he was paying anything or not.

Didn't he also have a domestic violence conviction against his ex-wife on there?

There were two Patricks, and I can't remember which one it was.

Fatrick is milquetoast. He's got his divorce and a couple traffic tickets on there, that's it.

They were confiscated by the FBI

And I never want to, child. That child has already been through enough, little one.

Probably a court ordered reason.

I have not heard any factual proof but I HAVE heard rumors. Does the fact that he's never denied it mean it's true? I don't know, i'm just asking the question.

I can only assume when he had possession he kept him locked up a la Josef Fritzl. Only logical explanation.

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