Depp is on the verge of bankruptcy. He is just trying to break even until they make another Pirates Of the Caribbean. Nic Cage gets all the hate, but Depp has been doing shitty fucking movies for awhile now.

Cage's shitty movies are hilarious because Cage is hilarious. Depp's shitty movies are just shitty.

He is because that talentless cunt Amber Heard spent a bunch of his money then got him fired.

Good thing is he’s suing her.

Stanhope is Depp’s friend and will like/retweet any shitty thing you say about her.

Nobody is staving off bankruptcy being in a Kevin Smith movie these days

Haven't you seen Blow? He sucks that guy's cock for like 3 hours

You're thinking of Joe Blow, brother Joe's self produced biopic

Nic Cage rules, he's done straight up great movies and most of his bad movies are hilarious, but more importantly he was amazing in Mandy last year.

Humiliating...

I’d rather watch a Paul O marathon.

Paul O couldn't run a marathon, but I'd still rather watch it.

"It's an anti-film."

Released 2016. First time I hear about it. Kevin Smith didn't do anything okay since the late 90s.

I liked Red State

It took me a while to believe that this was real, mostly because I couldn't accept the idea that someone would name their daughter after a poorly written, over-sexualized cartoon character.

Yeah, kinda weird imagining what was going through Smith's head when he was filling out paperwork for his daughters name...while also remembering that he vigorously masturbated to the character he was naming his child after when he was in high school, and probably did it to the most recent movie that character was in.

Are you saying Kevin Smith fucks his daughter?

Yoga Hosers was legitimately one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever watched. Everyone involved should feel embarrassed and suicidal.

I like Kevin Smith, but I watched less than 10 mins. It was awful

Hated the 15 minutes I could stand before turning it off

You just *know* that aging cornball thought he was being hip and edgy with this stupid shit.

I was a big Kevin Smith fan until Clerks 2, I mean that film ruined EVERYTHING he did before. Zack and Miri was ok, but Cop Out... .fuck Kevin Smith. I followed him on Twitter and he banned me when I referenced a Mallrats line when he was all butthurt getting thrown off a flight for being too fat. Man, fuck the motherfucker.

I’m in the minority on Clerks 2. Anytime Randal is on screen it has a nigga’s ribs hurtin’. Yuck, Dante, though.

Dante ending up with Rosario fucking torpedoes ant sense of reality the first film had

Remember when they danced to the Jackson 5 on the roof!?!!

UgH. You're bringing up horrible memories. Might have to go eat a bullet

Wow. Clerks 2 was awful. You should feel bad.

He's bringing it back

EVEN THE FUCKING TREES WALKED IN THAT MOVIE!!!

Clerks 2 was awesome. I agree with the rest.

battle Canadian Nazis who take the form of deadly sausages

sounds like the sort of thing that'd make Fatrick wake-up in a cold sweat

I know. His own fingers attacking him. Brutal.

I want to fuck Kevin Smith's oddly shaped daughter.

I want you to clean up your mind.

Kevin Smith is a constant reminder that weed isn’t harmless.

Smoke more weed fatso

I saw the first 5 minutes of this at a friends house and it was so bad i left, i still make fun of those faggots for watching this trash

He also claims his daughter directed the movie but didnt wanna put it on the credits.