A family of five were crushed to death at a Best Western in Brandon, Florida this morning when their ceiling collapsed

133  2019-04-24 by JMueller2012

35 comments

He has to wear those slip ons because he can't tie his own laces.

You're being too kind, that fat orphan-spawner can't even touch his shoes to put them on. He probably has a gadget to help.

I thought The Amazing Jonathan died.

His greatest trick

Jesus, when you make Bert Kreischer the skinniest man in the room you are a fat fuck.

Exactly. Kreischer looks in-shape compared to these 3 tubs of shit. I guess that's Cow Head in the middle? He at least looks like a naturally big guy who let himself go somewhat. The guy in the blue shirt has alcoholic body, pure and simple. Bobby is morbidly obese, there's no other way to say it. Not trying to make a "mean" joke or anything. He will die soon if he doesn't lose weight.

They’re all tubs of shit. Let’s not try to give them a hierarchy

He probably panicked when he walked in the room thinking “I can’t fall back on my crutch of being the fat topless guy”

That room must smell like bologna and sweaty socks.

Even though none of them are wearing socks. Too much bending over

Over a half ton of not funny.

Bobby so fat he can’t even sit straight in the chair

Dear god, he is PUNISHING that armchair.

Jimmy Dean really fucked these guys with small ounce sausage

SAWSITCH

My wife is a little plump

Bobby is so fat he can't sit down properly

For anyone who has not experienced Florida, this picture is probably the best representation. At least on the Panhandle side.

This was the most sad and pathetic podcast ive ever listened to.

And how Bert got butthurt because Kelly looked away for 10 seconds

"uhh.. uhh.. when i tell i story i just want u to listen to me but thats my fault uhh im different ur not like that"

Ugh shut the fuck up.

I didn’t see it

Dont bother

Whoever did the foundation should be on modern marvels

Not pictured is Atlas holding up the floor

and you're listening to Fat Chat here on AM 1650 The Buffet. next up we got....

It's the only photo in the world where the thinner guy is Bert Kreischer....

see through socks

o&a subreddit modding team

I wash myself with a rag on a stick, dude. I put my shoes on with mamas pryin bar.

Guy in the blue looks like DDP said, "Fuck Yoga, yeah food!"

This is a fat fucking country god damn

Gym shorts and slip ons in public. Very disrespectful

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The terror these 4 must have reigned down on that continental breakfast is beyond comprehension.

I don't know what is worse, their overhanging guts or crusty foot odor

Bobby literally can't fit into that chair. He's turning sideways just so he can slide in. Fucking Christ.