A vape pen? Nice try baby boy, I stole $60,000

263  2019-04-24 by LakeBodom

40 comments

look at this fucking guy

He looks like a lizard defending his rock by doing passive aggressive push ups at you

Scrawny cunt lacks the upper body strength of a push-up.

Your lizard defending his rock comparison is spot-on though.

"And a new study finds some lizards make a morning and evening routine out of the displays. Four species of male Jamaican lizards called anoles greet each dawn with vigorous push-ups, head bobs and a threatening extension of a colorful flap of skin on the neck. They repeat the ritual at dusk."

Irie, mon! I and I am Jamaican Jimmy, star! Me vexed with ya, coveting I and I's rock and ting!

When threatened by a dominant ssccummbagg, the babyus boyus amphibian will inflate his neck fat to make himself appear more threatening to potential predators.

This was a great line, sir.

I never really paid attention to the Chip thing. 60 thousand? And he never even continued the project. He's said nothing since. Not even pretending.

Where did the money go, Liar?

You could literally hire a street shitting freelancer to make a cartoon for less than 1k. I guess Jim wanted to contract Pixar for his shitty cartoon.

I thought cokelogic was in on the scam too

the only man whose "cartoons" have less animation than a static picture. Fuckin' guy sucks

“When you have a new apartment and mortgage to pay for, come talk to me scumbag.”

Jim grabbing underneath a composite ghost image of 1,000 trucker cabin compartments where they keep their chain wallets

Why do you still talk to these fucking losers

Who?

The type of pathetic loser that someone would have to be in order to still care about Opie and Anthony in 2019

Deep legal shit would fall into that category...

Yeah so I asked him the question to give him a fair chance to make his case

Is he your boyfriend? Why are you investigating his reddit activity?

Haha are you calling me gay as an insult, damn that's pretty effective

I feel bad for you. I have a pretty hard life at the moment, but I can tell that yours is much worse. Not just depression but realm sadness. You want to cry sometimes, or you do. It hurts a lot when those thoughts and feelings come up, doesn't it

I'm not even trying to be mean but don't you think it's weird that I totally guessed that about you ?

I was mocking your interest in one individuals commenting on a sub by calling you gay for him. A little more nuanced than you gave me credit for. Yeah you nailed me dude, vague pop psychology cut me to the core. What's the difference between depression and "real sadness"? I want to tell my therapist when I see her for my daily visit later.

Well depression is more like being deflated, so numb and miserable that you don't even have the will to cry. It's kind of like a dull pain

Sadness/crying more like a sharp, acute pain

Do you have a hard time sensing sarcasm?

RapistOnTheSpectrum

honestly idk. this comment of mine felt particularly forced since i don't give a shit about this issue. the old sub brought me many, many hard laughs over the years

Me too, '14-'17 veteran here

But when I discovered cum town I felt rejuvenated by their youth and relevancy, especially because cum town is happening now whereas Opie and Anthony has past its cultural expiration date, and as one astute commenter once put it, the only people who still listen to/discuss O&A are worthless depressed losers who are "willing to listen to something through the foul odour of decay"

I mean there are literally people here who actually listen to full episodes from 1998-2002 and genuinely enjoy them. Just think what an unsightly low IQ truck driving boomer you would have to be to even have the psychological capacity to do that

Boomer 2006 "wackbag" style humor really is the worst thing about it and what made me leave. The posts about "beefers" and "dumpers" that were somehow simultaneously both beta male and homosexually repressed was the straw the broke the camels back

They also have a repugnant, obnoxiously charmless form of anti-gay sentiment that makes me make a facial expression like I walked in on the smell of someone's shit

These people are the lowest of the low and I was happy when that guy died of cancer last year

These people are the lowest of the low and I was happy when that guy died of cancer last year

LOL

i still think of ctown as a side effect of the ona sub, something i learned about there, and the ctown sub as subordinate in far of humor potential. i rarely conceive of posters as individual people. it's all pretty gay at this point.

Every time this pic gets posted, I want to punch his fucking face. And then I want to punch mine for being a fan of this arrogant fucking worm.

You should pretend to be a fan asking for a selfie and then drop a noose around both of your necks with a remote controlled automobile tied to the end of the rope.

That idea... Just might be crazy enough...

He got on a nudie bus and went to jail for it. He thinks committing such a pitiful crime for Opie earned him next in line host. The immortal child bitterly waited 15 years for an opportunity to pull the chair out from an aging man of normal height and weight.

I memba tough guy face doughboy Norton

Can we bear to imagine.. can we dare to dream the nightmare.. Worm Norton vs Patrick Tomlinson?

  • Uh, I see, actually you are, my child.

  • Oh poor baby boy, you you hyyyyyypocriTe, baby boy

  • Oh good, the White Nationalist is attacking me, sweet child

.....I can't do this. but the hot garbage would be astonishing.

That's his known for drinking piss and humiliating your family face.

The T-Cell 800

"Come with me if you want to get aids"

He looks like a Belarusian refugee

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Edging tranny-loving faggot

how did this happen?

nice 2004 era insult, stupid