He's a nobody thats doing nothing other than drinking beer and eating brats.

I hear the signed copies are still at barns and noble for 3.99$.

Pretty sure I saw a homeless woman on the corner of Mason and Jackson in Milwaukee using one of his books as a pillow.

He's a champion of the disadvantaged, little one.

He's a champion of the disadvantaged, little one.

I heard me!

I'd rather use a pillow made of concrete.

I read a page of his stupid book on here last night and all I remember was him using disposable kitchenware to describe the appearance of a spaceship. Kind of like how a child who loves food too much would describe something.

Uh, would a nobody be a featured commentator on the Science channel this Thursday? Well?

You forgot to mention that he desperately seeks attention by bringing his laptop to a bar and pretending to be writing.

He will be stealing and re-wording that last line.

You're both right

is he gonna sit there and bark like a little doggy? or is he gonna bite?

Is he gonna sit there...and bark like a little doggy.. or is he gonna bite?

Dude! We can't understand you! I think your keyboard crapped out.

He honestly thinks his TV appearance are going to bring his brand to the next level, it's sad. Yeah, dude, people are going to go out of their way to search for that vanilla dork on the wacky TV show about aliens on the cable network most people don't watch.

No one is going to see that doughy fat body and think, 'Now this guy looks like he has it together!'

And if they did search him, they'd probably find this Reddit.

I got banned from the politics subreddit for calling him out on the beating women shit, so I just DMed him and spoke my mind. I told him my mom and other female relatives supported Trump and I would never in a million years beat them just for doing that. I also told him that I have a daughter and if he ever lays one finger on her, he’s a dead man. He replied in no uncertain terms saying that if I “did my job” in physically violating my female relatives for supporting Trump, nobody else would have to “do it for me”. Make no mistake, Patrick is a complete scumbag. He needs to be kept away from women and children. We tease Joe Cumia about the Big Apple ranch and child spit and whatever, but this Patrick guy is a seriously horrible person. Fuck him.

You really gave him the business

I also told him that I have a daughter

Age.

Hopefully the right kind of 13

The kind that will cash me inside.

Lol she’s just a baby so definitely gonna have to keep her away from Tranthony until her 4th birthday when she becomes too old for him.

Just dress her up in fancy Oshkosh dungarees and he'll assume shes of reading age and you should be safe

Prove it

Heres a screenshot. There’s a little bit more but it’s basically just him calling me “child” and “little one” and repeating himself in his stupid pompous attitude.

You should probably hunt him down and kill him. I'd do it but pussy won't talk back to me.

I really hope he gets cancer. What a hateable slug

He is genuinely unhinged. If he wasn't a fat, weak, soft, slovenly coward, I'd say that the people close to him are in real danger.

I’d bet good money that he’s too much of a pussy to actually do the shit he says, but he definitely wants others to do such. This guy is a total scumbag and I know a lot of you guys are single, but one day you’re gonna have kids and you will realize how fucking evil it is that this dude is calling for violence against women. You don’t need to be a white night to hate this idiot

holy shit he's really all-in with the hate symbol red hat retardation

I certainly understand your concern. I once got into a twitter argument with Fatrick 6 months ago. Stupidly I used my real account which has a picture of my family in it. He DM'd me stating he is going to "get them children" and then ended with a winking face. Disgusting. When I report this message to twitter they stated that Fatrick's lifestyle is fully support by twitter and Jack Dorsey himself. I immediately had to delete my twitter afterwords and unfortunately did not save the message. But trust me, it happened!

Maybe card-carrying, violent white supremacist, Joe Cumia, came to his door and asked for a sucking.

You should have called him a sweet summer child, little one

sounds like patricks living rent-free in your head, pal

Opie rox.

your post didnt sound very peaceful, my sweet summer child. even though i only read a sentence, i could tell it was rife with vileness!

patricks stretching his legs inside your head, little one. also, opie is an active pedophile

D'awww!

No, he doesn’t live there, just pops in once in a while when we need a lolcow to milk.

For a guy you guys seem to think is pathetic, you sure spend a lot of time thinking about him. What the hell is this obsession?

Holy shit, that old line of reverse-psychology thinking made it here from the old sub? Back into obscurity with you!

He cant even get up votes amongst his own kind in r/politics