7 hours. 5 likes.

52  2019-04-24 by MonsignorScurrility

35 comments

Hey! Pointing out how few likes he gets is my bit! Is nothing sacred around here? Sheesh!

I know a lot of people on this sub are anticipating this as if it was an episode of the People's Court but I must urge all of you: please DO NOT edit this footage to make Patrick seem stupid, silly, fatter than usual or at all like a pedo. That would definitely not be what we want to do here. Genuinely.

It's a good thing nobody here is any good at editing videos

Who the fuck has a DVR anymore.

I just set the timer on my vcr and made sure to buy a new tape so I could record in SP

Most people probably

Is a Tivo box a DVR? If it is then I do in fact have a DVR... Fuck I'm a dumb cunt.

Yep

Oh man. Why he disable the comments like that though

Lol, I guess that post is important to him, doesn't want bots showing up to express their desire to tittyfuck him.

All of them are. I want to comment Endgame spoilers.

Tweet @stealthygeek. I can guarantee you he still checks his mentions.

Can you give me a nice list of them? I have an idea.

r/endgamespoilers seems the dude who did the AMA has all of them down.

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Tag him on here. He definitely reads anything he’s tagged in. I also hope you post endgame spoilers in the default subs so those fat autistic faggots start sperging out.

😍beautiful😍

Yeah he won’t be home watching it as it airs, sure

Texting his ex-wife to tell her how famous he is now.

Forget the NFL draft, fellas. This is must see TV

It's very hard for me to believe grown men are genuinely excited to see that stupid fucking movie.

It always seems like exaggerated fake excitement.

Caveat* I'm sure the movie is fine. It's fake excitement that makes me sick.

A whole lot of children of divorce are trying to get their lost childhood into their 30s and 40s and marketers have figured this out and are selling it to them.

I don't go for that kind of thing.

Another massive show of support from his hundreds of thousands of fans, child.

From 38,000 twitter followers to 5 likes on an hours-old instagram. Obscurity is so cold.

Do you think he misses being able to plug on a twitter account with 1000s of followers?

I was going to watch it till I heard faggot was associated with it. Hope they know Fatrick cost them a viewer

DVR

Drugged vagina rapist? Hes just taunting us now

Good one. You're a regular Stavros Halkias.

He probably got one line on the show

Wow can’t believe the science channel supports violent misogyny

Whatever you do don't spoil a movie made for children to him via comment or PM.

4 of those likes are from himself on alts

Hey u/patrickstomlinson why are comments disabled? Something wrong, you fat coward?

You’re so fucked and you know it. Your drunk threats and tough-guy online shit backfired, didn’t it? Fuck you loser.