Hey it's me Joe Matarese!

102  2019-04-23 by SuperTubsPeterson

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So I checked Matarese's twitter just to see what the old fuck is up to.

He's promoting his "Mental Health Comedy Tour", except it's not a tour, it's just one show in NYC. An unnamed amount of "proceeds" will be going to charity. Also this exploitative nonsense:

Every month it seems another comedian has taken his or her own life. One of the most recent losses, Brody Stevens, was Joe’s good friend. He was invited to join the Mental Health Comedy Tour, but before we could launch the tour, he took his own life February 22nd, 2019. Brody had a lifelong struggle with bipolar disorder.

Ahh, never change Joe.

His life really is one misfire after another.

Lol using the death of a “friend” to promote yourself masquerading as a mental health advocate/philanthropist

Joe is fucking shameless. He's not above begging for retweets.

Yeah like how he brought up Artie's suicide attempt in front of him and somehow made it about his feelings.

I'm starting to think people named Joe are born losers

Sorry Joe

The man should thank his lucky stars there are like 9 more pressing targets in front of him.

I kinda miss hating him.

So Brody Stevens killed himself rather then perform with Joe. I'm not a public relations person but that doesn't seem like good advertising to me

What a waste.

pahdkeest

That dresser really is a mess. Probably a 1960s JCPenney original painted over in Walmart Kilz primer.

Like an elbow to the face.

His last name is like mattress. Get it?!?

I miss when he was at the forefront. His pathetic life is really funny. I especially loved the impressions of him

Five bucks i'll roast ya josh don't tell mah wiiiife

i got a tissue box full of anthrax addressed to the matarese household. no threat there, just a statement. joe if you’re reading this burn that hunk of shit dresser or else

Comedy and restoration. I pray Joe finds something he's good at.

This belongs in a museum. This is the type of art that Jews shell out tens of millions for.

I miss 100% Italian.

Don't forget you can pay me $75 for a Skype comedy lesson.

That was perhaps the most cringey thing he has ever done.