I can fit this up my ass.

82  2019-04-23 by chodetomlinson

31 comments

Is there any way to get a closer close up?

just a disgusting human

He should be raped and skinned

Could clothe a whole tribe with his blubber

However the child died

I like The Beatles. This has nothing to do with this thread.

Patrick is the egg man, He ate all the eggs man, He's fatter than the Walrus, Goo Goo g'joob inside a child.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

The way he accentuates the fatness of his cuntface by wearing his hats backwards makes me want to drill a hole straight through his teeth.

I don't like a burnt neck, child.

It’s odd how he is simultaneously ashamed by his figure, yet constantly posts the least flattering selfies.

What an ugly, backwards hat faggot.

Yet another ugly fuck who insists that they are good looking, and plasters their stupid face all over the internet. Joe, Ant, Big A, SpaceQueer, just add Patso to the list

What a moon-faced shithead

What a coincidence, as Patrick cites Moonman as one of his biggest inspirations

Your local state fair probably has something larger

He’s pointing at the Space’s Edge ahbooooo

Thanks for ruining another tourist attraction for me.

“Uncreative fat-faced loser does unoriginal thing”

At least Lizzly Bear will upvote it

Be a starting to get that level of fat where your eyes begin to look asian.

Eye crease folds, check. Side of lip folds, check. Soft skinny arms, check. Soft doughy mid section with an extra spare tire and love handles for his wife's bulls, check. This mother fucker is pulling off fat skinny fat even worse than Carl Ruiz. And if you've seen how Carl eats from his instagram you know it takes a fucking ton of mistreatment and neglect to your diet to pull this shit off.

Why can't he just take a picture of the actual monument, and then caption "look at this, I'm at the Space Needle." I don't understand people that have to put their face or themselves in the picture, unless you're a hot chick maybe.

it's called narcissistic personality disorder

It's ironic that in America the fatter you are the more propensity there is towards wearing sports clothing.

The pointing at the space needle is slightly irritating. We can see it in frame despite your attempts at blocking it with your fat fucking face.

What a fat loser.

He’ll be fatter than Bob Kelly in five years.

“This is where I plan to end my life”

Fat gay retard face. He looks like the winner of a male beauty pageant for retarded teens.

He took the picture from under it because he couldn't afford the 22 dollars it costs to enter it. Also he's gay