"And little Josh there, that cute little son of yours who just learned to walk? Yeah, he'd get finger-cuffed by two fat old queers in goat masks while a third guy dressed like an owl takes a circular saw to the lad's spinal column."
Go read those Wikileaks from John Podesta. Gay sex, pedophilia, and my favorite.... spirit cooking. You dont need Alex Jones for those. Sex in feces?? I dont know.. hes the only source on that.. but sex in cum and blood.... we know that shits real.
Dude, Cheney already told us that Al Zakari was behind everything! UUUUUHHHH ALIENS! Go get a shotgun trigger for your aids you conspiracy zilch! So anyways, I'm getting blown by a linebacker in a wig. She was quite handsome Waka Waka silent gasser
Over the last 5 years I've been consistently surprised by the things he has gotten right. I use to routinely mock him, now I defend him. I wish he wasn't so scared/bought off by the juhs, but nobody is perfect.
I was pointing out how they have spy devices crammed right in their face and calling you crazy for thinking anyone's listening/watching/creating a digital archive of them.
As they plant their face into a phone with 15 cameras on it (because that selfie is worth investing the tech into).
Back in the day, I worked in engineering on this stuff. It always cracked me up that there were two or three parts of the system that were ABSOLUTELY hands off.
Like, I had access to pull up every last customers social security number if I was so inclined, but I couldn't touch the voice mail systems whatsoever. That always seemed... odd.
Like, you barely make any effort to secure the credit card data and the personal data, but access to voice mails is completely unobtanium?
And just to make things weirder, the people who DID have access were foreign contractors.
I'm not saying I have bulletproof evidence that a foreign intelligence agency can listen to your voice mails, but it sure seemed odd.
My "pet conspiracy theory" is that it's done for plausible deniability. IE, if one of the Alphabet agencies was listening to your voice mails, that's unconstitutional. But if some WAV files happened to drop in their lap via a foreign agency? Well that's just a "leak."
I’ve been reading about stuff like that, theres this group called the five eyes and it seems like their whole purpose is to monitor foreign communications domestic privacy restrictions.
A side note, the whole reason I started looking into it was because I believed my employer was listening to conversations between me and my coworker via his company phone. There have been strange coincidences where they bring up things we had talked about earlier in the same terms we had used and everything, but I haven’t really found much information except that it would technically be legal.
I'll take Alex anyway I can get him. He is legit more entertaining then everyone in the whole extended ONA universe combined except for maybe bovine Joe
This is really fucking stupid. Like might be literally the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. People actually believe this shit? Like basing national policy on National Enquirer headlines.
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1 SibHashian13 2019-04-23
I’m sold.
1 YOUREABOT 2019-04-23
LOL
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-23
I've been saying this for years at parties but for some reason after I do either people go silent or politely excuse themselves.
1 aHungerAutist 2019-04-23
likely Globalists.
1 notasodomite 2019-04-23
He's running around showing pictures of a guy smearing shit on himself saying it's John Kerry. Fucking normies can't swallow the brown pill.
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-04-23
John Kerry and GG Allen haven never been spotted in the same room together. Shinkaboutit
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-23
I just wanna get people to shit in a vat so I can fuck another man but these fucking casuals want to use the toilet
1 slothscantswim 2019-04-23
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-23
Clearly not Indians
1 clrd2land 2019-04-23
Say that to my hero’s face
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-04-23
Stop hanging out with beta male men. A real man on T replacement therapy would have given you the time of day like a gentleman.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-23
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-04-23
Ain't it fun?
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-23
"And do you know what goes on at Skull and Bones? Well, i have a family audience, so I can't say..."
Immediately goes into extremely graphic detail! Lol
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-23
"And little Josh there, that cute little son of yours who just learned to walk? Yeah, he'd get finger-cuffed by two fat old queers in goat masks while a third guy dressed like an owl takes a circular saw to the lad's spinal column."
1 buttstuff17 2019-04-23
I still don’t understand why people hate this guy, he is Andy Kauffman level genius.
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-04-23
It is some fucked up shit though.
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-23
Pun intended? Lol
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-23
Keep telling us how the corporate media in this country is run by the Chinese, stupid.
1 witepplberacist 2019-04-23
Does he really say that?
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-23
https://youtu.be/6odLQMRpniA
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-23
"They get in giant pits of feces and have gay sex - people think that's just harmless fraternity fun!"
Haha Alex is the fucking best
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-04-23
I actually wouldn't be surprised if hes right
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-04-23
Go read those Wikileaks from John Podesta. Gay sex, pedophilia, and my favorite.... spirit cooking. You dont need Alex Jones for those. Sex in feces?? I dont know.. hes the only source on that.. but sex in cum and blood.... we know that shits real.
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-23
I really hope Trump stands up for Julian Assange, and that everything finally comes out about Seth Rich.
1 notasodomite 2019-04-23
Dude, Cheney already told us that Al Zakari was behind everything! UUUUUHHHH ALIENS! Go get a shotgun trigger for your aids you conspiracy zilch! So anyways, I'm getting blown by a linebacker in a wig. She was quite handsome Waka Waka silent gasser
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-23
You forgot to throw in some sneaker talk
1 DickSlit 2019-04-23
Over the last 5 years I've been consistently surprised by the things he has gotten right. I use to routinely mock him, now I defend him. I wish he wasn't so scared/bought off by the juhs, but nobody is perfect.
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-23
People mocked him endlessly for saying they were using TV's to spy on us.
1 notasodomite 2019-04-23
As they plant their face into a phone with 15 cameras on it (because that selfie is worth investing the tech into).
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-23
WTF are you going on about?
1 notasodomite 2019-04-23
I was agreeing with you, stupid.
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-23
I couldn't tell if you were mocking me or not.
1 notasodomite 2019-04-23
I was pointing out how they have spy devices crammed right in their face and calling you crazy for thinking anyone's listening/watching/creating a digital archive of them.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-23
Back in the day, I worked in engineering on this stuff. It always cracked me up that there were two or three parts of the system that were ABSOLUTELY hands off.
Like, I had access to pull up every last customers social security number if I was so inclined, but I couldn't touch the voice mail systems whatsoever. That always seemed... odd.
Like, you barely make any effort to secure the credit card data and the personal data, but access to voice mails is completely unobtanium?
And just to make things weirder, the people who DID have access were foreign contractors.
I'm not saying I have bulletproof evidence that a foreign intelligence agency can listen to your voice mails, but it sure seemed odd.
My "pet conspiracy theory" is that it's done for plausible deniability. IE, if one of the Alphabet agencies was listening to your voice mails, that's unconstitutional. But if some WAV files happened to drop in their lap via a foreign agency? Well that's just a "leak."
1 multiple_migggs 2019-04-23
I’ve been reading about stuff like that, theres this group called the five eyes and it seems like their whole purpose is to monitor foreign communications domestic privacy restrictions.
1 multiple_migggs 2019-04-23
A side note, the whole reason I started looking into it was because I believed my employer was listening to conversations between me and my coworker via his company phone. There have been strange coincidences where they bring up things we had talked about earlier in the same terms we had used and everything, but I haven’t really found much information except that it would technically be legal.
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-04-23
And here I thought they were just having wholesome fun like shoving marshmallows up each other's rear. Too far John Kerry...too far
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-23
Thank GOD he did not become our president.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-04-23
That person is a god.
1 Antmanhop 2019-04-23
Gotta love fucking Alex Jones
1 Icon_Crash 2019-04-23
in vats of da poo poo?
1 Antmanhop 2019-04-23
I'll take Alex anyway I can get him. He is legit more entertaining then everyone in the whole extended ONA universe combined except for maybe bovine Joe
1 LamarThePotato 2019-04-23
Best comic ever.
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-04-23
"Suckin satan's pecker..."
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-23
The people hated Alex because he told the truth
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-23
Plausible
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-23
Alex Jones > MSM.
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-23
I believe it
1 crookedmile 2019-04-23
That’s not Alex Jones, looks nothing like him
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-23
It’s fat Bob Odenkirk.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-04-23
Anthony's gonna get ideas now.
1 Throrord 2019-04-23
I wish these politicians were as cool as Alex Jones made them out to be.
1 TheElDan 2019-04-23
He’s a lot of fun but reminder that Cumia takes everything he says seriously and tried to align himself with his network.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-04-23
You haven’t lived until you’ve had a good old fashioned turd orgy with the boys
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-04-23
Based and redpilled.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-04-23
This is really fucking stupid. Like might be literally the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. People actually believe this shit? Like basing national policy on National Enquirer headlines.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-04-23
I'm beginning to think the Jones fella may be exaggerating things to some extent.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-04-23
pathetic if true
1 AntonioNappa 2019-04-23
I can never decide if Alex Jones is legitimately appalled by these type behaviors, or extremely pissed off that he’s not invited to partake.
1 56ColinQuinn 2019-04-23
Debased and Shitdrilled