My life is avoiding debt collectors in my mothers basement unshowered for six weeks strung out on crystal and cocaine, surrounded in pizza sauce smeared in the rug and empty whiskey bottles. Fantasizing about hurting women.
The whole point of ethopian food is you pay twice the cost of a normal meal and get to pretend to be an impoverished African savage for an hour by eating a few tablespoons of shitty vegetables and meat with your hands.
I really don’t want to defend him but it was a pretty benign comment. He’s not acting like a big time comic trying to tell us about the craft or anything gay like that, just said he told some jokes, that’s it. It was a dumb comment to attack.
I don’t give a shit if people are mean to him, he deserves it. My point is that the legitimate criticism gets lost when you blindly make fun of absolutely everything
Right, because this sub is all about the facts, we would never want to blur those lines otherwise the mainstream media might not take us seriously anymore. GTFO with your gatekeeping bullshit.
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1 PsychopathyRed 2019-04-23
I was going to shit on him for going to England and eating brown people food, but they really don't have any real food there.
His wife looks like she has a mustache in this pic, though.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-23
She rocking that Gomez Addams
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-23
Is that not the most "oh, you're taking a picture again" face you've ever seen?
Also, Ethiopian food is unironically amazing. It's like eating a taco except the shell is a pancake.
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-23
My life is avoiding debt collectors in my mothers basement unshowered for six weeks strung out on crystal and cocaine, surrounded in pizza sauce smeared in the rug and empty whiskey bottles. Fantasizing about hurting women.
1 gambling_borgatabb 2019-04-23
living the dream
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-23
Who here can't say the very same? You're in good company, brother.
1 Guatzelot 2019-04-23
Get Saint Mel and Harvey Weinstein on the phone. This will be a blockbuster.
1 DigitalTorque 2019-04-23
What a shitty looking meal...
4 piles of mystery sludge with some green beans and a side salad, all on a edible plate.
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-23
It’s a step up from Golden Corral. Incidentally, Fatrick is banned from all Golden Corrals.
1 DigitalTorque 2019-04-23
Yea, they look down on taking the whole steam tray back to your table.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-23
Chinese people actually do this. You can't take them anywhere.
1 Attonitus1 2019-04-23
Sir, that was supposed to be for everyone.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-04-23
Golden Corral aims to bring you a fun, relaxing environment with down home cooking. They're wholesome. You can see how Patrick might not fit in there.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-23
Live readings of Mein Kampf don't make for a good family dinner atmosphere.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-23
It looks terrible but it’s pretty good actually
1 brothamenarmy 2019-04-23
The whole point of ethopian food is you pay twice the cost of a normal meal and get to pretend to be an impoverished African savage for an hour by eating a few tablespoons of shitty vegetables and meat with your hands.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-23
Yeah dude this shit looks like a huge downgrade from indian curries.
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-04-23
She ate Ethiopian, he cleaned her up after
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-23
He should have tweeted some of th...oh wait. We took away his account before that trip.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-23
I wish I could throw hate speech at his chubby face.
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
Open micer =/= Comedian
Stop telling people you're a professional regarding things you do at an amateur level, Fatrick.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-23
Holding an "audience" hostage for 5 mins.
Dangerous Pat is international, he can't be stopped people...
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-23
I'm sure his entire set was an apology for being American. What a fucking hack.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-23
He’s traveling the world and enjoying exotic food, wow what an asshole.
He’s giving us plenty to shit on him for but this is quite a reach. You’re getting greedy.
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-23
The part about going to open mic night is pretty gay though
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-23
I really don’t want to defend him but it was a pretty benign comment. He’s not acting like a big time comic trying to tell us about the craft or anything gay like that, just said he told some jokes, that’s it. It was a dumb comment to attack.
1 sixfigureschild 2019-04-23
you're right, OP is pretty mean for attacking a wholesome man enjoying a lovely dinner with his wife. Take my upvote, kind stranger ! :D
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-23
I don’t give a shit if people are mean to him, he deserves it. My point is that the legitimate criticism gets lost when you blindly make fun of absolutely everything
1 Attonitus1 2019-04-23
Right, because this sub is all about the facts, we would never want to blur those lines otherwise the mainstream media might not take us seriously anymore. GTFO with your gatekeeping bullshit.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-23
Above all else, real
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-23
Posting everything you eat to social media is gay as fuck
1 doctor_drake_remoray 2019-04-23
For a second, I thought it said “eating an Ethiopian”. Seems like something he’d do.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-23
He does live the life of a self important middle age insurance salesman.
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2019-04-23
Nice Michael Jordan moustache
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-23
That's a fucking smorgasbord to feed a hundred Ethiopians at a royal wedding
1 Mintwa 2019-04-23
"Oi why is this poof cunt up ere talkin bout some orange guy?"
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-04-23
"I got to throw jokes at some Brits." Then they got to throw tomatoes.
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-04-23
When the fuck did ethiopians get food? I still sponcer lil Mbubu, for as little as a cup of coffee
1 Superbad415 2019-04-23
That looks like a shit meal.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-04-23
-slow missionary
Niggaribs
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-23
Ethiopian looks so much fucking worse than indian food.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-04-23
Who is this bitch and why is she drinking a fucking Peroni and eating Ethiopian in Britain?