🎼 Fatty's got a gun 🎵

16  2019-04-23 by SuperToes845

24 comments

Fatty's got a gun

Fatty's got a gun

His dog day's just begun

Now everybody is on the run

Tell me now it's untrue

What did this monster do?

He jacked a little bitty baby

The man has got to be insane

And this is exactly why Fatrick talks so tough all the time. Once again proving he's just like a Cumia, Tubby talk 100x tougher than he is because he thinks the gun will get him out of any jam his mouth gets him in.

His mouth loves jam!

I hope Fat Pat's last moment on this earth is firing his little peashooter at a 10 ton truck as it hurtles towards him and his crew of misfits, driven by a gay tranny muslim immigrant who illegally entered the country from Somalia.

of course he carries a subcompact, probably fits well in his fanny pack.

He isnt concealing shit in those smedium shirts.

"They're refugees... that's why they and their children need citizenship, little one."

"They're refugees... that's why they marched past the refuge camps in Turkey and went to Paris and Berlin, my darling pappadum."

Cheddar Bob will shoot himself in the foot

i dont know about guns, but arent glocks not that great and have a really weird safety problem?

Nah, glocks are fine.

thanks skippy

A lot of people dont get them with a safety. Your finger is the safety.

The Glock 27 will just look like a derringer in his fat fucking hand.

Yeah we get it fatso, you want to gun down people who vote differently than you

I know shit about guns but isn't making modifications like that illegal or are they trying to make that illegal. Look I'm just looking for any ammo I can find here.

No its not illegal.

Ah gotcha. Guess I will just have to dig into this mysterious 3 letter acronym for driving while under something.

Again, just stating the obvious: Patrick is doing exactly what he claims to oppose. Picking out a group of people to mischaracterize and vilify for the sake of his partisan politics. No matter what happens, it's the Republicans fault. They're all evil nazis and they all think the same. His "defender of the people" stance is so ingrained in his identity that he'll never give an inch. It's more pronounced with Patrick because he's a comic book/sci fi guy, so he's got these warped views of good and evil etc. Probably why he keeps "feeding the trolls," because it feeds into his delusional view of the world he gets from fantasy stories and twitter hot takes.

The more of his shit I read, the more I don't feel bad for these beatings. He literally asks for it. Now you're getting it stupid, again and again.

So this genius thinks each brand of gun has it's own ammo? .357 sig round??

He's not wrong. That's what it's called.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.357_SIG

Yada yada yada, broken clock, etc

Well fuck me running.. learn something new. I dont own a .357, didnt know there was a difference. I stick with .40 and .45.

According to his social media he's literally drinking at the bar each and every day, or he's drinking at home, so I can't imagine his CCW gets much milage.

I hope he isnt bring a firearm into a bar. You shouldnt be carrying if you are drinking but Im not familiar with WI gun laws and they are pretty gun friendly.

Exactly. In WI you can't can't carry and drink a drop in a place with a class b liquor license and less you're LEO or military--fatty is neither. He seems to be always going to, or leaving a bar so I hope for the safety of the public he's leaving his weapon at home. Especially with his track record of posting violent post and his admitted anger management issues.

Patrick S. Tomlinson doesn't seem like a stable public figure.