I was recently permanently suspended from my favorite establishment called the big Apple ranch. (Their bbq wings are to die for) I struck an older man in the face and was banned for life.

I had just finished fucking him in his behind bareback (his request) and I left him a sloppy mess. Also by his request, I said hey whatever floats your boat hunny it’s your cash. Mind you, I’ve never done this particular thing before but his offer was outrageous.

He wanted to get on his knees open his mouth as wide as he could while I pissed in it. Then I had to piss again but this time into a bottle he planned to take home to do god knows what with.

Well when everything was finished he put on quite the show. “Oh no I lost my wallet! I think one of those three black guys I seen before you must’ve taken it, normally I’d get my brother to spot me but he just left with his girlfriend Sue..” Blah blah he asked would I accept tickets to the best U2 cover band in exchange...so i hit him in the face a couple times and he threatened me. “I served my country you haven’t seen the last of me I’m taking this to judge Milian!”

So after that horrific night I would really appreciate a nice fuck from a real man.