Bragging about his stunning height again. That drawing is great, and accurate.

He's so used to thinking "Well I have this over that shrimp Anthony" that he's come to confuse it with a moral virtue.

I hate how he thinks his height negates his chub. It doesn’t.

I’m 6’4 and still a tub of shit

He is genuinely proud of being 6'1 you can tell. I bet he refers to himself as a tall guy without anyone asking.

To be fair, he towers over the rest of his clan of runty North African/dago mongrels, so in his family he is a tall guy.

I've seen a lot of unflattering depictions of Joe in my time here. Dozens. Horrible, awful illustrations of the man. But this is probably the most unflattering of them all. Well done.

I have been sucked into the overwhelming power of his hypnotic nipple. Nip e hypnotica

Lmao mods please make this masterpiece a sidebar photo

I love how he gloats about doing things before he ever does them.

I've come across some stupid people in my time but no one quite as completely lacking self-awareness as Jobless Joe Cumia.

His idiocy is legendary

Exactly, he's giving weight loss advice at the beginning of a diet, before he has any proven success, and then he ended up only losing like 5lb. It's hilarious how much unearned confidence he has.

Amazing how he hasn't deleted his account yet. Wasn't that his goal for yesterday? Couldn't even accomplish that.

Anthony did his older brother a real disservice by financially supporting him all these years.

My cousin's husband is similar. He has an inheritance from his mother that's enough to live on fairly comfortably but not enough to be able to do anything he wants (e.g. travel all the time in luxury, drive an expensive car etc.)

It's the kiss of death, especially for a man. Basically charity that keeps a roof over your head but robs you of any drive or sense of self-reliance. In this guy's case, he farts around at home all day claiming to be an artist, but the couple of paintings he's ever done are shit and don't sell. Meanwhile his wife (my cousin) is the main breadwinner and is a successful executive for a chemical company. He's a lazy bastard with no ambition. People are friendly and polite to him at family get-togethers but no one respects him and they make fun of him behind his back.

Joe, I know you're reading this. This is true for you too. No one respects a grown man who relies on handouts from their family. Not ever, not under any circumstances. Your family don't respect you, neither do your friends or acquaintances. They can't. It's not a conscious choice, it's just not possible for them to respect you. You're 60 years old and your younger brother pays your bills. No matter how you try to justify it to yourself, no one else (and I mean no one) thinks it's respectable, or even acceptable. Like my cousin's useless husband Alex, you're the guy everyone makes fun of in the car ride home from family functions.

This legitimately might be the most well thought-out sickest Joe burn of all time.

That's a good point, but is Alex 6'1" and a father of f-four?

In all seriousness, he's about 6'3/6'4 and a father of 3. Like Joe though, only one of the kids is biologically his. But he's German, so unlike Joe he's actually white.

I know a guy just like that. Went to grade school through grad with him basically and he married my Buddy's sister. His dad was successful and retired leaving him a small annuity. Not enough to pay all the bills but a nice bit. Well he's got kids the wife works and he's basically useless. Honestly part of it makes me feel good because he was always a chode

You’re wrong about several things sir, but one of the biggest things you neglected to address (purely due to lack of knowledge on the subject, as with just about all of the ill-wishing posts here) is that my business, you know... the shitty tribute bands? Made $125k last year. That’s not including any of the O&A lotto money.

Another shocker for you busy bodies... That’s DOWN by about 20k from the year before. The bands Journey and U2 are waning in popularity, i know it. The Fan base for 80’s bands are just getting OLD... That’s the reason for booking the living fuck out of my acoustic gig (JUST LIKE ERIC!) and for starting some 90’s tribute bands. You see you bog Irish McFuck... unlike you, I have a God given talent for playing guitar and knowing exactly how to make real money doing it. That’s IN ADDITION to collecting my O&A lotto money.

If it makes you feel better, Keep on projecting your ill wishes on all of the people that DWARF you and your tiny life. Your need to come here in all your anonymous glory, to a safe space in your desperate renal failure of an attempt to piss on those who have better lives than you, makes the underachieving SciFi author Patrick S. Tomlinson’s accomplishments look like Donald J Trump in comparison.

YOU are the loser here. You’d give up your tiny testis to have 1/2 the life I’ve made for myself and my family. Everyone know it. Even you.

my business, you know... the shitty tribute bands? Made $125k for the last 17 years.

So, about $30,000 per person? Really lighting the world on fire Joe.

Do I really need to explain to you that My subcontractor musicians aren’t equal partners? No, not lighting the world on fire. Never claimed to be. Just clearing up the misconception that I do nothing besides collect “charity”. I work hard at it. Beats being a heating and air conditioning mech. which I did for decades before. There’s a common misconception on this sub that I’m lazy. Couldn’t be further from the truth. I work hard...

I've heard you run the band like a military operation.

You heard right. More efficient than any other bands Ive seen. Set-up, sound check, break down, packing the van. All done exactly the same way every time. Quality product consistently. Various set up modes for rooms ranging from 50ppl up to about 2000. Very efficient. I attribute it all to my extensive potato peeling experience.

"I’ll lurk from time to time, but no more interaction with you." https://www.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bg2pza/and_now_the_end_is_nearand_so_you_facethe_final/ Typical lying, no self control Cumia behavior.

I love children. I have a hard drive full of them.

Number of file-trade partners I've met on reddit: 31

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Jesus Christ, is this really Joe? If it is, you've made me feel sort of bad, like I've been bullying a retarded person.

If it isn't, bravo. You really managed to capture his uneducated moronic gasbag tone. Really first-rate trolling (I hope for his sake.)

Bullying? You’re retarded. A real bully kicks sand in a guy’s face at the beach...You don’t get to the beach much do you? you’re probably not even a guy.

I knew a Dennis McGowan in grade school. He was gay. We called him Dennis McGaywan LOL’s!! Ahhhaaha! McGAYwan!!!

This might come as a shock but McGowan isn't actually my name. We're all anonymous, remember dumbo?

Whatever.. do the bit

There's no bit. This is real life, you posted this and we all saw it on Facebook. You're a fucking tub of lard who will hopefully die soon

So you’re a Brit then?

English as Hereward the Wake.

My latest singer for 2U is as well. Good drinking buddy. Nice guy too. Real easy going attitude.

He'll never do it. He'll bluff and posture over the internet until his fat fingers are trembling because that's what old losers do

He sent me dox information in PM and threatened to dox me next. He claims Patsos 300 IPs are highly reliable. I reported him to the admins like the good citizen I am.

It's unfortunate you've been back traced with highly reliable ip information. If true, consequences will never be the same.

God speed good soilder.

At least he admits he’s too heavy, and he has a plan to do something about it. I don’t understand his obsession with his own height, that’s weird, but I’m not gonna shit on him for trying to lose some weight. Good for him. A lot of people just give up. This picture is hilarious though. Especially his balls.

Either way, I hope he succeeds

He didn’t.

He's trying to lose weight about as hard as he's looking for full time employment.

But sir that implies he isn’t trying at all.

'Day 1' he says, and yet... he has so much to say about it... before it even began.

> folks

> ANYONE CAN DO IT.

> Just stopped at will.

> Being 6'1" helps big time.

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This is the classic our children will be quoting.

Draw his fat back

He has those fat folds under his back armpits that fat women get. They at least have the excuse that their bra straps are cutting into their flab.

I don’t get why the dude wears tank tops as much as he does. They look fucking awful on him. More than they would on a morbidly obese person

In his head he thinks he's a successful musician when the reality is he's in a cover band that plays pubs and grills. He's delusional. That's why he wears tank tops. He probably thinks his arms look like 1980s Schwarzenegger.

He probably thinks his arms look like 1980s Schwarzenegger.

And in reality they look like 1991 Wayne Knight’s

Yes, it must be difficult having all that time to eat. It’s not like you have a job or anything you fucking bum.

All that effort in meal preparation just to avoid exercise

Says he quit smoking "cold turkey" but still vapes. He really is an idiot.

That was my first thought. He’s more hopelessly addicted to nicotine than ever.

Only his addiction to anonymous cock trumps it.

Looks like he can’t see his “Willie Johnson” after all.

If Joe gains anymore weight he's gonna attain enlightenment.

Welcome to fit. 90% is dyels and fat losers bragging about how ripped they are going to be despite not even being at the starting line. Fph is literally ham planets posting slightly fatter ham planets. This kind of mentality is pervasive with losers

Looks just like my body

He apparently tans his ass... there's your next illustration. Well done.

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He really does not enough hate for how disgustingly fat he is. How’d the weightloss go joe? you fat fuck.

PS- You don't cover your fatness up well. Your schedule clashed with not being a fat cunt.

By the end of his Day 1 diet plan he's already giving advice

I like how his goal is to go from "obese" to "overweight". Don't set your sights too high Joe...

If Joe put in an honest day's work, he wouldn't have to make these asinine posts.

McGowan9 is officially recognized by me as “CUNT OF THE WEEK” for the week of April 28, 2019. Congratulations to our big wiener!

Has anyone informed you that you possess levels of stupidity that are immesurable?

So you’re a Brit? My latest Bono is as well... nice guy.

u/TargetedHarassment since you're back, fuck you, you piece of shit fat faggot.