His face is generic, like a create-a-wrestler

Is this the guy with the fat wife?

"His mind goes places even angels fear to tread...."

Faggot

In the context of what it's trying to say it doesn't even make sense.

He really would be best served by distancing himself from TACS. Seems like his career was going well until he hit the Cumia cul-de-sac.

Dave finds jokes everywhere, with his own foibles and faults...and, of course, his fat wife