Fat Pat gets real, child.

20  2019-04-23 by JoeCumiaDotCom

31 comments

Fuck him. Time to nuke the fucker to orbit.

I don't think he likes being called fat.

Then he should stop being fat.

Ive posted a helpful suggestion for him

lol I saw that shit organically.

For those TLDR, Patrick has written a manifesto further exploring his mental condition.

  1. When Patrick calls someone a Nazi, he means 1920s - 1930s Nazi. He actually made a time scale.

  2. Detainment of illegal immigration is just like the Shoah with denial of people from certain Arab countries into America and banning transsexuals from the military (actually kicking them out) being the equivalent to the persecutions the Jews faced in 1930s Germany.

  3. Patrick has visited a concentration camp and "heard the echoes of it's victims". The dude must be wasted he literally said that as an additional justification for being able to declare people 1930s Nazis.

  4. We don't like him because we don't want to see the truth of his words. Again, he must be hammered.

  5. His grandfather invented the atom bomb and his other grandfather was a navy seal glider.

We couldn't of asked Joe to write a better report. It's several paragraphs long and boring but sounds like a copypasta in some parts. I enjoyed the ramblings of a madman at 11:30 Monday night which is surprising because I know he has a big day of being a burden on his wife tomorrow.

He truly is a piece of shit and deplatforming the fat fuck would bring me great joy.

One of his "clients" fought in world war 2 and Fat Pat interviewed him about it - this translates to "some old man I was selling insurance to over the phone told me he fought in world war 2, so I harassed him with my terrible questions and retarded worldview in his final years."

Thanks for your service. I got about 1/8th through and tapped.

When Patrick calls someone a Nazi, he means 1920s - 1930s Nazi. He actually made a time scale.

So socialists?

Hey man, you seem real, so I'm going to be real with you. First, thank you for voicing your concerns. Now I'm going to explain why they're unfounded and uninformed.

Let's set the baseline here. If your grandfather is still among us, please thank him for his service to our country and our allies. My grandfather was a homosexual who worked at several bathhouses. He passed before I ever had a chance to know him. But my great uncle was also a homosexual who lost his virginity to a soldier who fought on D-Day. He watched the men in his drama club get torn apart in a bareback leather orgy when they ran out of rubbers ten miles away from a convenience store. He survived to tell me about it. I was maybe seven.

Since then, I have taken a keen interest in the homosexual lifestyle. I've interviewed dozens of LGBTQ veterans for over more than twenty years to preserve their personal stories. A professional cock-sucker who brought men to climax over in Italy. A client of mine who turned out to be a gaper who lied about his age at 16 and ended up banging with African studs in the back of a pork store. An AIDS survivor. A Japanese twink who had been a victim of the Orlando nightclub shooting on June 12th, 2016 who brought his family to Orlando to pay his respects.

I've personally visited Fire Island, and personally sucked off countless dudes in Missouri, from the beginning of the head all the way to the base of the shaft. And I've personally visited the Pride rallies outside Manhattan. I've stood by the semen. I've seen the leather daddies, the construction of the pride floats. I've sat quietly among the bears of that wonderful place, listening to their grunts and moans.

So, let's dispense with the assumption that you have a better grasp of the gravity of the word "Homophobe" than I do. Because you don't.

Here's the reality none of you want to confront. When I or anyone accuses someone of being a Homophobe today, we aren't talking about the Homophobes when they were at the height of their evil. We're talking about the movement in its adolescence. Post gay hating, but before its ascension to total fag bashing. Because that is where we are, right now.

Homosexual norms and institutions are being deliberately subverted. The very idea of pumping a young boy with estrogen is being actively suppressed by those in power, for the sole purpose of keeping men like me from reaching climax. Boy-lovers are being scapegoated and targeted by the prudes. We LITERALLY have databases of "HIV infected" where innocent men are being labeled without due to having what basically amounts to a harmless illness. Daddies and twinks torn apart with no plans to reunite them or records kept to even make it possible.

I have personally seen all of this happening, in real time. I have personally spoken to people who saw this all happen before, and are crying out to warn us that it's all happening again.

Your "lots of people" are rubbed the wrong way by what I say because they are afraid to confront reality. They've bought into the fantasy that "It can't happen here." It is happening here. Right now. In front of their faces. Every man who enjoys sex with young boys being wrongly labeled "pedophile", every trans person drummed out of our military, every harmless gay man banned from crossing into neighborhoods because of age preference...

It's happening here. Right now. And I do not give a solitary fuck who I upset by telling the truth. Because I'm trying to keep our homophobes where they are. Heaven help us if they make it to fag bashing

nigga buy a space ship and you got tor best seller on your hands

Sorry, Spaceship got repo'd

It must have $2 draft night at Hooligan's. That manifesto is pure drunken lunacy

The Bucks just swept the Pistons. He's drunk.

Guess I’m rooting for the Bucks now

Why is The Rocket there and not here :/

Wall O text worth reading.

Is there any way to have a bot autocopy his post in here? Like with a dummy account or something? I can't even screenshot the damn thing it's too long winded.

I also like how he replied to the comment on Jonathan stealing his second wife, he really didn't like that lol

Wow he is really up his own ass. He just makes shit up. His whole online persona is Sci-Fi.

Just want to point out there are no Tomlinson's under the notable people who worked on the Manhattan Project.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Manhattan_Project_people&pagefrom=Koehler%2C+James+Stark%0AJames+Stark+Koehler#mw-pages

Just him patting himself on the back for being a self proclaimed WW2 aficionado. Reminds me of compulsive liars that take stories they have read or heard and apply it to their life. Anyone can be a WW2 expert from behind a computer. Just google and copy/paste.

I laughed as soon as I saw u/TheRocketRosenthal

WTF I love the Rocket now

He truly was the best weapon in the arsenal to answer back.

He's as delusional as he is fat, gay, and attracted to children.

He's OK withe the 1940s Nazis then

He thinks they're failures for holding back and not finishing the final solution. It's a common theme in his books.

Jesus. I go to watch a movie and make slow sweet love to my lady and Fatrick writes an essay.

I'm not reading all that.

He's a modern day Walter Mitty character - the 1947 Danny Kaye version, not Ben Stiller. He's completely lost in his imagination to compensate for being a walkover in the rest of his life.

This is what happens when losers aren't bullied when they're young