RAZZLE DAZZLE: It's Board Gossip with fag me

42  2019-04-23 by SoulBrothamanNumber1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CV3K0mJ8BM

Shhhhh everybody, it's board gossip time with this alt account. Starting off with "Who's faggin who?" User /u/Busta_Ma_Toole MAY have jumped the gun with the mod-bashing, or so it may seem...

He created a post "It has already started. I got these messages after replying to a thread with a name everyone already knows." which seemingly dictates an authoritative moderator disallowed posts about a certain Fatty named Liz. Though one would need to be a Busta not to understand the only thing that users tolerate moderating for, which is cow-towing to faggy admin higher-ups.

Busta, being a tool, only posted 2 replies of the conversation, making it seem as though he was an innocent poster lacking the understanding of what admins are. Then fag mod /u/OkaySeriouslyBro defended himself posting the entire conversation https://i.imgur.com/BGSN6FY.png making Busta look like a very gay gay-person who could "make you the next enemy"

Upon further investigation gay mod declares that this new 3-day old user may be one of the many unwanted heathens of the old private sub /u/SaiyanZRage who, based on conspiracy theories started in this sub who's link i can't find so I'll post this instead, there may be conspiring a-foot in the old gay sub that is completely private so they can collude with only the smartest of retards on how to shut down the new non-homo sub. I don't know about you guys but I believe those retards MAY actually be that deluded to think theyre competent enough to pull it off.

In other gayness that may have sparked the above's gay posting of DM's, thirsty loser user /u/JohnDough911 made this comedic post "What a disgusting lump of shit! And Big A too." mocking /u/TheLinzBella horrific ugliness, although dampened by being placed directly next to Quasimodo's gay uncle.

This did NOT bode well with the ugly midget sub-woman(ranked #2) ESPECIALLY when done by a man who had previously been DM'ing her with super gay remarks such as "I'm just a random internet asshole but im curious about you" and "So what's your story, married? I am married but my wife had an affair" and don't forget "So is it okay if we talk sometime? Exchange feet pics, nothing creepy, I just like you." Below are the archives.

John Dough 911’s messages pt. 1

John Dough’s wife cheated on him.

John Dough and the wife: Even Steven

So 100 days ago, but John Dough was “thinking about you lately”

Of course this wouldn't sit well with a loser cuck who immediately and furiously masturbated to the humility DM'd linzbella, who immediately posted it here. John's defense was very believable.

The users, hungry for blood and obviously still not going to side with a tattoo'd goblin came to defend John's gayness with posts from Jesus, pro-beaners, and anti pedophile -pushing-mothers

GROSS LOOK AT HER. John later punched-out respectfully and will be seen again in 5 or so days under a new name with his dignity intact(at least to outside observers)

Finally, sub hero and retard folklore /u/PatricksTomlinson ate some shit today on perhaps the most pozzed subreddit in Reddit's bought&paid for history /r/Politics. Patrick, being the intellectual homosexual titan that he is, knew it would be worthwhile to piss into an echo-chambered ocean of piss(ZERO UPVOTES) by spouting only the most creative of verbal diahrea.

QUICK, take a guess for which line was used most!

*child

*honey

*little one

*nazi

He spread them all out evenly cause he's somewhat more self-aware of how gay he is but he's still being super gay! Congrats on the steps towards manhood Pat! LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WALL OF TEXT THAT ONLY PEOPLE WITH BRO-JOE LACK OF AWARENESS WOULD ASSUME SOMEONE WOULD READ. WOW, GOOD ON YA PAT!

Oh yeah and Bro-Joe made a facebook post or something but it's really not worth caring or linking about. We all know what he wants and we all know he's retarded.

Mods sticky if ya want unless we can only have 2 stickies then just fuck it.

34 comments

1  MrDavidSmith 2019-04-23

This is very gay.

1  SoulBrothamanNumber1 2019-04-23

I did use the word gay 11 times.

To make up for it, here's a celeb-photo of 3 homosexuals

https://i.imgur.com/T8XJq33.jpg

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-23

I can only see 2

1  SoulBrothamanNumber1 2019-04-23

warning, although this is an Imgur link this is not doctored

https://i.imgur.com/97syJ4G.jpg

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-23

I just see eyes and teeth

1  packitchofsositch 2019-04-23

This is very gay

It's a lethal stinkbomb of homosexuality. I chokingly dove out a window after only making it to the 3rd paragraph where the DMs were linked.

1  TheMidnightRiderBaby 2019-04-23

Thank you for your homosexuality

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-23

As official moderator of this sub I support u/SoulBrothamanNumber1 and their investigation into my practices

1  Air_Rangoon 2019-04-23

Hey.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-23

Tom Wilson is a bitch ass Capital who ended Lubo Visnovsky's hockey career. Fuck him, go Islanders.

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-23

According to the comments on u/SaiyanZRage videos he's an anal rapist.

1  crookedmile 2019-04-23

It's like The Daily Show except interesting because I participate

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-23

This isn't even standard autism.

This is faggotry mixed with negro semen and stirred up with a purple dildo.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-23

Hey, you should get your own regular board feature with hot talk like that!

1  TheRealJirnNorton 2019-04-23

No "Who could it be now"? Other than that A+ well done

1  SoulBrothamanNumber1 2019-04-23

my windows 10 was crashing with 5 tabs open, i need to do something about that

also, learn how to spell Jim

1  TheRealJirnNorton 2019-04-23

Goddamn you and Pat are really motherfucking me today

1  Babykiller138 2019-04-23

This Sub sucks already.

1  DisastrousVisual 2019-04-23

Fucking effort on this, well done.

Skimmed the Pat wall of text. I may have to expand on this post's gayness with thoughts of my own.

Pat's post in a nutshell is some bullshit about 'I can call anyone a Nazi because I've spoken to war veterans who fought Nazis. Those people see the same thing happening today and I know more than you etc etc' Typical Patrick stuff.

However, you need to realize that Pat works in Health Insurance in the 'senior market' (source). In his essay he mentions his client gave him a war story (among others) you can see how he got his information:

"I've interviewed dozens of veterans from the war over more than twenty years to preserve their personal stories of it."

They were probably all clients.

My theory is that Patrick only "interviewed" these dozens of veterans because he was in the process of rinsing these elderly folk and using any angle he could to get them into an emotional state. For example, making a war veteran relive horrendous moments in combat.

When they're at their most vulnerable moment sharing horrible moments from their past, Patrick begins a manipulation process and strikes to get the best deal possible.

I believe he only knows this information because he wanted their money. It's not because he actually cares and if he's documenting it, it's not to preserve these people's stories, it's only when he needs to get back in touch to get them to resign or upgrade.

TL;DR I think Pat has old people stories because he grifted them for health insurance policies.

1  Shacomybrand 2019-04-23

Fuck off with these faggoty ass recaps of hilarious shenanigans. That said, keep 'em coming.

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-23

Anyone else fucking hate that soul less ginger fuck esd?

1  BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-23

Yeah. As someone who is on their first year of Ron and Fez, I really started binge listening when I came across the Earl uploads. I really get sick of Dave's schtick. Pepper is just so much better at it and more loveable.

1  praise_st_mel 2019-04-23

Nah, he lives a life exactly as shite as he should. And he made a complete arse of himself many times purely to fuel da shows.

1  superheater187 2019-04-23

I hope this flaming faggotry becomes a regular feature

1  FromHereOn014 2019-04-23

"... Aaaa lit-tle gossip, a lit-tle chat"

1  Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-04-23

Here's that conspiracy theory link: https://www.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bg9cql/one_thing_to_consider_piggybacking_off_of/

1  JohnDough911 2019-04-23

I’m honored. Thank you.

1  GinFoss 2019-04-23

Patrick said he wants to keep the Nazis in the 1930s, heaven forbid they get to the 1940s. Hmm wow that's food for thought.

......................

Edit:

Oh my God wait a minute!!! They DID get to the 1940s! I just thought about that profound and witty statement for about 37 hours and I finally uncovered the clever layers of nuance and irony. To make it even more masterful, things actually got worse in the 1940s (I just looked it up on Wikipedia). Tomlinson is truly the Ernest Hemingway of our generation.

Choke on a dick you pseudointellectual faggot

1  TriangleDimes 2019-04-23

Please make this an ongoing thing.

1  TriangleDimes 2019-04-23

Please make this an ongoing thing.

1  throwbenny 2019-04-23

I'd fuck that dirt woman so good. I'd also fuck a bullet ant hill if drunk enough.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-23

I know you would, Reggie Ray.

1  WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-23

This was white the dish.

1  nunyobisnez 2019-04-23

Number one soul brother...