r/opienanthony: My work is done here.

All the "gee golly why am I telling you all this" and "I think you're cute and like you" type stuff is not shit a man in his 40s should be saying to people random internet women. You weren't just interested in her story. Don't back off of owning it now.

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22

Have you ever heard of the Long Con?

1 Ulfigo 2019-04-22

6'1" Joseph Cumia. Of course I've heard of him.

1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-22

He said Con, not Coon.

1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-22

Getting a hooker is like 10x less pathetic than begging girls to fuck on a messageboard.

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22

Did I beg a girl to fuck on a message board?

1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-22

You were working up to it.

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22

Nice fantasy, stupid.

1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-22

Yes, these pathetic "Gee, I sure think you're a special lady. I don't have a special lady, because mine bwoke my widdle heart." messages are certainly the work of a biographer.

You're done, nigger. This is bottom of the barrel beta (BEH-TAH) stuff. Grovelling for attention and then when you didn't score posting "THAT WHORE FUCKED BIG A. WHAT A SMELLY SKANK" for months on end. Then when caught it was all part of your master plan, your "long con" and your attempt to get to know the True Life Story of Linz Bella.

Should've killed the cheating wife and yourself after like a real man.

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22

This is all true

1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-22

I like how you're handling it. Since I was pretty accurate, feel free to staple this to your chest when you walk into oncoming traffic so they'll know what's up.

1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-22

A man walked into traffic today with a cryptic note stapled to his chest.

I like how you're handling it. Since I was pretty accurate, feel free to staple this to your chest when you walk into oncoming traffic so they'll know what's up.

Authorities are left scratching their heads, more at 11.

1 late_50s_why 2019-04-22

but how with the panera beard hat on? you dont want hair getting into the soup

1 MonsterSteve 2019-04-22

lol you wanted some sucky sucky. Stop making excuses.

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22

No excuses. Of course I would fuck her, just like you would. But, I would be ashamed, just like you would.

1 nomobjustice 2019-04-22

Thinking about you lately...

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22

That line always works

1 NotARelevantUser 2019-04-22

If you're an online predator, maybe

1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-22

I wish he sent that to his shotgun with a phone attachment.

1 crookedmile 2019-04-22

Did your wife cheat on you with a black? You can tell us, we’re all friends here

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22

No. He was a white dude. But taller than me. I am a short person. Does that help?

1 crookedmile 2019-04-22

It does. I forget sometimes, not all of us are blessed with being 6’1

1 anonimescu 2019-04-22

True but we are cursed with busy schedules.

1 anonimescu 2019-04-22

Can you change your flair to El Cuckalito Mignon .? I don't speak mexican but it sounds like you people talk

1 JansHammer 2019-04-22

F. Marry Kill Linz, Bobo's sister, Von?

1 PeeSoup3030 2019-04-22

All 3 and all 3

1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-22

I could make daniel's sister squirt, short stroke.

1 Jesuskush666 2019-04-22

You'll be alright

1 DrCroccer 2019-04-22

You've simultaneously been both a massive faggot and not a faggot at all. I suppose being multifaceted is a positive.

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22

Thanks dude. I appreciate the support in these trying times.

1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-22

Why did you cheat, faggot?

I wish you were just feeding her some story to try to get nudes, but you already admitted to "finding it intriguing". I'm not mad at all just think its funny.

Tell us your story you sad fag(respectfully).

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22

I think it’s funny, too. I admit it all. What do you want to know? I cheated because another chick offered me pussy. You would do the same.

1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-22

I've done the same plenty.

Just the one time or was it a ongoing thing? How did you find out she was cheating?

You know it's an odd thing for any man to just throw this shit out there...how lonely are you?

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22

Just the one time. I feel like this is a safe place to air my truth.

1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-22

You were doing it wrong.

1 JohnDough911 2019-04-22