Im not sure if you think people actually care about these dumb posts you're making but let me clarify, no one cares, this sit interesting or funny, you seem like a real boring cunt.
I was asked to post the messages, so.... I dunno. 🤷🏻♀️ Do you think I give any fucks? The guy was dm’ing me while posting shitty posts. So, I commented, and was asked to “prove it.” So, I did.
The wikipedia article says that because I actually wanted to (and did) have a successful career in Hollywood. My real surname is Llywd. As you'll notice; that shit is all consonants. It's Welsh or German depending on which old lady is yelling at which. I think it's both and they should settle it with a knife fight.
I know you are, and I know you did, you stupit bitch. And I have a very special, very high horse that was granted to me when I became drunk with incredible subreddit moderator power. Her name is "I Fucked God" and she'd kick your great big forehead in.
I was referring to him beating a dead horse, you fucking idiot. Nothing to do with The Godfather, but better you’re such an obsessive O&A fan, you’re used to ppl making Jaws and Goodfellas and Godfather references. You stink!
I don’t fuck anyone, let alone fat men, for meth. I’ve never done meth. Drugs just aren’t my thing. Plus, my teeth are white, straight, and all accounted for. 🤷🏻♀️
Hey listen that is JohnDough911's biggest but: saying different girls have hairy buttholes, mainly Ariana Grande and AOC.
Were you to post a nice picture of your butthole, we could settle something once and for all, and also, we'd all like to look at your butthole while we flop our dicks around.
So will you help us? I can hardly even cum if I haven't belittled the lady online first.
Hey u/thelinzbella how many of these faggots slid in your DM's after all this and tried to white knight you? Just curious. I mean I'll tell you out here in the open I'd throw you the worst 45sec of your life, I just wanna know how many pretenders there are around me.
82 comments
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-04-22
Show us your asshole
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
I admire your diligence
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-22
he doesn't miss a trick
1 Tyler9258 2019-04-22
It seems like he is
1 nomobjustice 2019-04-22
Can somebody contact Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
1 FrankWant 2019-04-22
Lol... Old man salty af he couldn't seal the deal
1 Dom_Myers 2019-04-22
Im not sure if you think people actually care about these dumb posts you're making but let me clarify, no one cares, this sit interesting or funny, you seem like a real boring cunt.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
I was asked to post the messages, so.... I dunno. 🤷🏻♀️ Do you think I give any fucks? The guy was dm’ing me while posting shitty posts. So, I commented, and was asked to “prove it.” So, I did.
1 crookedmile 2019-04-22
Jesus you’re naive
1 nomobjustice 2019-04-22
I'm enjoying it.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-22
Boy do you have egg on your face!
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22
You're a whore. You fucked a retarded guy. You fucked Big A.
You're a whore.
1 Obscurella 2019-04-22
at least she didn't fuck Aaron
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
🙄 Yes, yes, I know... i’m a whore, I fucked Big A blah blah. We got it, Abe. Is there a ghost of a dead horse near you anywhere?
1 throwawawyy2 2019-04-22
Why you wanna beat that off too
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Too? Who’s getting beat off?
1 throwawawyy2 2019-04-22
Clearly a joke too smart for this place
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
I got the joke. It was stupid.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-04-22
Pls dont abuse me. I have bad experiences with oompa loompa hookers
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
You're both right
1 nomobjustice 2019-04-22
He's a dead Jew, he doesn't know how to talk to women.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22
The wikipedia article says that because I actually wanted to (and did) have a successful career in Hollywood. My real surname is Llywd. As you'll notice; that shit is all consonants. It's Welsh or German depending on which old lady is yelling at which. I think it's both and they should settle it with a knife fight.
1 nomobjustice 2019-04-22
It's cute that you still self-loathe from the grave.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
Nice vowel, stppyd
1 4stepsbackward 2019-04-22
Don't forget Mike the Marine.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Yea, I dated Mike. Everyone makes mistakes. 🤷🏻♀️
1 Tyler9258 2019-04-22
Sup
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Yo.
1 Tyler9258 2019-04-22
I’m not a weirdo
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
K
1 Tyler9258 2019-04-22
Well then
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
I never!
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22
Desperate homo.
1 Phkna1 2019-04-22
"dated"
1 Kurt_Love 2019-04-22
Did you really fool around with Keith?
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-22
looks yea everything around here is jammed up with guys you blew
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
Haha
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22
I know you are, and I know you did, you stupit bitch. And I have a very special, very high horse that was granted to me when I became drunk with incredible subreddit moderator power. Her name is "I Fucked God" and she'd kick your great big forehead in.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
K
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22
I've taken to stealing cheap items from small businesses to stick it to Steve Jobs or whatever.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
I didn’t know ghosts could steal! What else can you do?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22
I don't need to steal. You embarrass yourself like a champ. I can also shapeshift but only in the form of a very young Rick Schroder. I hate my life.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-22
That was Jack Woltz got the horse's head in the bed, not Abe's character, you dim-witted biohazardous slit.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
I was referring to him beating a dead horse, you fucking idiot. Nothing to do with The Godfather, but better you’re such an obsessive O&A fan, you’re used to ppl making Jaws and Goodfellas and Godfather references. You stink!
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-22
Was getting to be the Compound bicycle worth pimping out your little girl to Anthony and helping to rob her of her innocence?
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
What the fuck are you talking about? I have no idea what you’re even saying.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-22
So, no?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
Compound Bicycle= Everyone gets a ride
Pimping out your little girl to Anthony and helping to rob her of her innocence= you know what it means
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
“What the fuck are you talking about” = None of that ever happened, so I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
1 Phkna1 2019-04-22
Did Big A have a small penis? Just curious, no homo.
1 edfromla 2019-04-22
Why’d you fuck big A how good did his dick cheese taste?
1 tooth_repair 2019-04-22
Every single day one of the OAEU characters or one of you faggots does something pathetic and hilarious.
1 FatMosque 2019-04-22
Yeah I have no clue what’s going on anymore
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-22
This sub literally gets miracle material delivered to it. Oh, Joe was on the People's Court? Well now the user that put him there killed his son.
Your sub getting hijacked? How about some CCTV footage of your head moderator stealing a vape.
Oh, slow Tuesday? Meet Patrick S. Tomlinson.
Hail Satan!
1 onemancrimespree 2019-04-22
The Bermuda Triangle of Mass Social Media Entertainment.
1 ChocomelTM 2019-04-22
It's like passing an accident on the highway and you have to look
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-22
Fucking fat men who do not bathe for meth and gas money must be a shitty life.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
I wouldn’t know.
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-22
So you make them wash first you dirty whore?
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
I don’t fuck anyone, let alone fat men, for meth. I’ve never done meth. Drugs just aren’t my thing. Plus, my teeth are white, straight, and all accounted for. 🤷🏻♀️
1 DennisFalcoon 2019-04-22
Thanks for posting these in 10 separate posts, really convenient to read.
1 anonimescu 2019-04-22
Hey Linz will you do an ama ? AGE??
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Just ask.
1 Obscurella 2019-04-22
would you leave your kids alone with anthony?
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-04-22
Why didn’t you fuck big A? Lack of opportunity?
1 cbanks420lol 2019-04-22
Did Anthony ever talk about fucking trannies openly? It turns out he has an insatiable thirst for them.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-22
Think Liz has a furry butthole?
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
*Linz
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-22
Sorry yes
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
Hey listen that is JohnDough911's biggest but: saying different girls have hairy buttholes, mainly Ariana Grande and AOC.
Were you to post a nice picture of your butthole, we could settle something once and for all, and also, we'd all like to look at your butthole while we flop our dicks around.
So will you help us? I can hardly even cum if I haven't belittled the lady online first.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-22
Only one sure way to find out. lick it.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-22
I mean I feel like there's other ways but sure if you wanna
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-22
the friction of all the cocks wore it smooth
1 Poo-U 2019-04-22
This is one of the funniest sentences I’ve read in awhile.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-22
Serious question. Why did you take your daughter to the compound, despite all the rumors (and then some) about ant? Is it true you whored her out?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
John you are a fucking bitch dude. Fuck you
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-22
Well I guess you certainly weren't Joe Cumia lol
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-04-22
What the fuck is this about?
1 JuulSantana 2019-04-22
This guy is as subtle as Michael J. Fox using ajackhammer
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-22
Who the fuck are these people
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-22
Hey u/thelinzbella how many of these faggots slid in your DM's after all this and tried to white knight you? Just curious. I mean I'll tell you out here in the open I'd throw you the worst 45sec of your life, I just wanna know how many pretenders there are around me.
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-04-22
Not going to lie. I would drop a load in this bitch and never contact her again.