So 100 days ago, but John Dough was “thinking about you lately”

44  2019-04-22 by TheLinzBella

146 comments

This Nigga

He's trying to have an emotional online affair, meanwhile Mrs. Dough is getting a good ole' fashioned deep-dicking.

I hope and pray it was a gentleman of color

Her cunt got creampied by the United Nations

what a romantic

Show us your asshole

Me? Or /u/LinzBella? I’m willing if she is.

You go first cutie

He does have a thing for broads with hairy assholes

Don't defend him!

Don't ever tell me what to defend you tree nigger

Prairie. NOT tree.

These are my crimes.

Jesus Christ dude

What?

Jesus Christ dude

I heard you!

Your fall from grace was even faster and more complete than SpaceEdge's.

For shame.

To think I ever trusted a virgin cuck like you to know which female celebrities has hairy anuses.

Grace? When did I have grace?

I'm the guy your wife had an affair with.

ama

Did you wear a rubber? She says you did, but I don’t believe her.

I did not.

I also have HIV.

Fuck. You could have just lied like she did.

I did lie.

I have AIDS.

Fuck. She told me you didn’t have AIDS. Fucking slut.

was it a gentleman of color who fucked your wife John?

I think it was a white guy, but he is tall. I am short.

/r/incel

/r/short

Settle in, little fella.

I’ll be fine.

Yeah I have a good feeling about you & Linz.

I don’t know. We might be on the rocks.

this is such a dumb thing to do. did you give her any info that she might use to dox you?

I think I told her my first name, which is Aaron. I told her I am 43 and I live in Colorado. Good luck.

Some poor middle aged Aaron living in Colorado is going to get a drunken stuttering phone call from JoblessJoe now.

Oh fuck. My phone is blowing up over here. What did I do?

‘Good afternoon. Colorado inland revenue service, how may I help you?’

Problem solved.

Thanks bro. I’ll try that.

Aaron is so not a 43-year-old's name.

Manlets.. they never learn. Is that why you're hitting on this vandalised garden gnome?

Was I hitting on her?

In your sad pathetic way..look fucking someone from the extended oanda universe is a goal for any past or current fan, and since the pickings are slim unless you're a tranny or want to fuck Marion.(dani golightly is looking nice and plump these days)

So far only MrsChipChiperson managed to get Carl Ruiz,allegedly..weol they were partying it up on ig live.

Don’t get me wrong. I would totally fuck her. Even though she fucked Big A and Bobo. No worries. I would dive in there.

Nice trying to establish an emotional connection, stupid.

Yeah. That’s what I was doing.

It absolutely was. Go ahead and pretend you were setting up a bit. I bet Jim Norton tells his tranny cam whores "I just like talking to you, you seem like a nice person" too.

Dude what the fuck are you doing just buy a hooker

I would do that, but as you know, Panera does not pay very well.

Don't they have a tinder for 30-40 old homos like you? Bumble or something? Not that I'm overly concerned but the cost of Linz (monetarily, not to mention others) just seems like a bigger pain in the ass than any lonely weirdo closer to you.

Yes

Oh shit, that's one of the meanest shits I ever saw here. It's so specific. That shit is cold

vandalised garden gnome?

ribs is hurtin

Maybe just your schedules didn't work out

...how embarrassing. I’m sure if you apologise to the nice lady we’ll forget it ever happened.

Hahahahahahaba

Fucking Casanova over here

My tummy hurts.

Who the fuck tries to get laid through the O&A subreddit?

Especially tries to fuck someone who you all claim to think fucked Big A. Amirite? I never fucked Big A, but since that’s the consensus on here, doesn’t it make it a bit worse?

It actually makes it much worse.

Pathetic if true.

Would you do a ama?

I would, but it’s not gonna change anything, so to me, it’s a waste I guess.

Nah, i actually think you’ve proved enough thick skin you’d do ok. Or just answer me and ignore everyone else.

Did Ant fuck a tranny?

u/linzbella, Did Nana fuck a tranny? Answer the question , you adorable midget slut bag.

It could be interesting tho right?

For you guys, probably lol.

It doesn't have to be a true ask me anything.

Any troll questions or "how does Big A's dick taste ya cunt?" type questions can be ignored just as strongly as you ignored JohnDough's attempts to flirt.

I bet it tastes like onions

I was thinking bleu cheese and expired mushrooms.

I think all anyone would want is dirt on Anthony so we could make fun of him more.

The fact that you would do an AMA in place that abuses you shows why you were out the Compound in the first place. Nice self-respect, stupid

I wasn’t serious. The fact you thought I was makes your intelligence questionable in the first place. Also, what does “out the compound” mean? Did you mean “out at the compound”?

Shut up faggot

I think for dumping this you are officially a good egg

Careful. Mother fuckers are going wild in here. Don’t let em turn on you for saying that.

Release /u/Turkuleys logs.

You're a gross bitch I wouldn't fuck you with spaceedges junkie dick

The sloppiest seconds of them all

Yeah, heard he has a retard monster energy can cok.

Moving 'LinzBella fucked Bobo' to the confirmed column.

The only reason I doubt that is because Bobo would have came in his pants as soon as she tried taking them off.

Nice attempt to subtly slide in another Big A denial in between facts about this cuck.

You don't really come up too often, actually. I don't really know who you are beyond that rumor and a pic of you hugging Big A. But you really got this nig by the balls and I salute your efforts to crush him.

Why don't you come hang out sometime. We'll all loff and then destroy some very deserving person.

John Dough alt

We have seen pictures of you, white trash. That's bad enough. Throwing Big A on you is like shitting in a port-a-potty on the third day of a music festival. You drop some toxic slop on top of that mountain, but it ain't like what was already there wasn't as bad as it gets.

So let’s see your pictures.

this kitten's got claws

I'm not much to look at, but I am not a stupid whore with bad tattoos.

Her proof that she didn't fuck Big A is she's still alive? Seems to check out.

Autistic retards?

A man with nothing to lose

I wouldn't call a clean bill of health nothing

What a face turn

Are you the pretty girl with the tattoos & thicc ass?

You coulda Andy Dufresne'd you old lady and her bf and come off looking better

Andy dindu nuffin

I wish I knew what was going on right now

/u/LinzBella is mad because I pretended to WhiteKnight her, then I heel turned and made fun of her on an obscure reddit sub.

Yeah man, you admitted to being a desperate cuck. You sure showed her alright.

I guess I did.

pretended

Nigger you meant ever word. Lonely cuck sucka

u/TheLinzBella, my favorite midget porn star. Welcome home dearest.

Hey Baybuh!

The vast majority of people who post on this sub are hypocritical, wormy little faggots. The random bursts of autistic genius from people who are otherwise absolute fucking idiots are what makes this place bearable.

I can accept that.

Shut up. You're just a prop

A prop? You guys say the same, tired shit. How is a 4 year old joke still funny to you? Are you guys that hard up for bits?

/u/revolvingmonk just covered this.

Are you guys that hard up for bits?

yes

Are you guys that hard up for bits?

I mean, here we are...

I'd ask you to shut your yap and show your tits but your body's fucking disgusting

I'll have you know I make six figures from my writing career.

Fuck. You could have just lied like she did.

Get the fuck out of here, you midget trashbag whore. This is what you've spent 99% of your social media life doing. "Look at me, tell me I'm hot, guys want to fuck me!" Fugly trailer park gutter slut tattoo covered dwarf.

Oh my god! I was waiting for you! Hi Boo! Missed you! How’s life? Good? Glad to hear it! 💋

Nice wigger talk, Billerica trash. Are you trying to shop for yet another baby daddy and anther schmuck losery enough to marry your used up ass?

Where the fuck have you been? I’m not and was never from Billerica, and I’m still married. My tubes are tied so, no more kids and no additional baby daddies. I thought you were an expert on my life, Johnny?!? You need to seriously brush up on your information.

Every time you come back begging for attention you always swear you'll never come back again. You are such a pathetic, insecure bag of shit attention whore. You're not funny, you're not endearing, you're nowhere near "hot", and you're the worst Compound parasite to ever get bukkaked by Anthony's loser sychophants. Just fuck off and go take care of your midget spawn like a good mom, whore.

When did I saw I would “never” come back? Now you’re just making things up, Silly.

On at least 3 of your now imploded and deleted accounts, you retarded cunt. Go take some ugly ass duck face selfies while driving off a bridge, please.

This is my second reddit acct. I never once promised i’d “never” come back. You’re just being dramatic. Stop acting like a baby. Every time I come on here, you throw a hissy fit. Just stop.

Fuck off, you happy midget. And yes, this is your 3rd account here.

Hey what does Joe Cumia smell like?

Ok ok ok so so so I gotta ask: Why do you post on here? Why do you comment on posts? For attention? I’m pretty sure your multiple accounts, and constant, daily, posts and comments are for attention. It’s ok. From one attention whore to another, I get it.

Here it comes again. You always argue like a fucking 12 year old. "No U!" "I know you are but what am I!"Hurry up, get to where you tell us we all want you and we're jealous of whichever low-standard douchebag with a midget fetish is sticking his dick in you now.

And here comes your exact same response when I posed the question last time. I don’t think anyone is jealous of the person that fucks me, and I don’t care / think anyone wants me.... AGAIN, same shit I said last time. You refuse to own up to the fact that you post on here because you’ve got nothing better to do, but talk and post about people you’ve never met, judging them. I bet you’re a fat fuck like Tool Man and Space Edge.

Yap, yap, yap! Thank GOD we at least can't hear your excruciating voice here. Skanky who took her young girls to a child predator's pool party. You're a disgrace.

Will y'all just fuck please

She's all yours, ForceFeedNana.

I bet you’re a fat fuck like Tool Man and Space Edge.

You been following recent events or something.

I saw their pics.

They're single 😉

Yo, now I am a bonafide friend of yours.

Anybody in on the So So Joe bit is my good friend and I will help you move your couch but not up stairs.

Many thanks.

I love that you called her Billerica trash. That's a reference only us within a WAAF radio signal can apprreciate

I can't take credit. Someone who knew her in real life and talked about what a hateable cunt she's always been used to call her that on the old sub.

Nice. Billerica is like one of the white trashiest MA towns. Imagine a town full of LinzBella doppelgangers

That actually sounds worse than Anthony's collection of basement mutants. I didn't think it was possible.

D’aww

I wish Felice would reveal himherself. It's a good time for it, what with our recent civil war and migration to a new land. I didn't hate the guy. I pitied him. But I worry he has blown his meat everywhere like that Shuiby guy.

Didn't she suck Bobos cock? How much of a zero is this guy?

Nuh, nuh, dobody ever zucked by gock awrite

The cringe makes my soul hurt. On one hand I don't comprehend the mental gymnastics it takes to think that sending faggot messages to some random woman vaguely associated with the sub will get you laid, or why you would want to in the first place. However on the other hand the glorious autism that drives this sub makes me completely understand it.

reminder: gregg "opie" hughes is a coprophilic pedophile