John Dough and the wife: Even Steven

66  2019-04-22 by TheLinzBella

36 comments

Nigga was trying to get some ass

And maybe kiss you.

Show us your asshole

Triflin ass hoe smh. Stay strong john. These hoes aint made u they cant break u

cain't*

What model iPad did he send you?

Rough business

Noooooooooooo, u/JohnDough911 just beat off. It's fun!

Jesus christ what cringe.

In writing no less.

I'm so embarrassed for this idiot that my face actually got flush while reading this.

These hos ain't loyal.

This sub really is starting to feel like home.

Yea, it’s picking up where the old one left off.

It's so much better. You missed Joe's Randy Quaid suicide flight into the mothership by doxxing the last mod.

I heard something like that went down. Now I know what 85% of the ppl on this sub look like.

I’m actually 6’1 and quite handsome.

Ok so is this the bit where I say “maybe kiss you”? Or is this the “Our schedules clashed”?

You’d fit in well around here.

She might not be retarded enough

Ha! Ho-lee-shit!

this is awful

Started from the bottom and learned there were like 5 other posts. Poor fuckin John but this is funny cringe, how deeply embarrassing.

At what point did he say "or maybe kiss you? ;)"

He didn’t. 🤣 At one point, he suggested I visit Colorado. I should have mentioned the “schedules clashed” but... I ran out of battery on my ipad.

if you ever have to specify that you're not being creepy, then congrats you just came across 10 times creepier

This is the most embarrassing shit I've seen in a long time.

The non-sexual parts of my groin area got all heated up.

Hi Felice. D'awww!

/u/TheLinzBella, thanks for this. Want to go furniture shopping sometime? Nothing weird or creepy.

This guy is good.

Smooth as fuck

You did fuck big A and anth though.

You're both equally cringey, but only one of you fucked big a, dirty hoe

this is so fucking funny

u/JohnDough911 cheers, fag

Linz Bella smells like ketchup sandwiches and bad decisions. Also hiv from tattoos or something