As he watched the man's hairy ass clench and release, clench and release, clench and release, as his hips rose and fell upon his wife's, he took an unwanted mental snapshot of his anus.
And so his "x has no tits and a hairy butthole" bit was born.
She has nothing anyone would respect to show on her resume, and she knows it. The best this skanky could do is extremely low budget trashy tattoo skin rag shit and online midget fetish porn. The amount of editing they have to do to airbrush the saggy skin and stretch marks alone is enough for most photographers to take a hard pass. The 4/10 face is another story.
"Publication" hahaha! Are you talking about that shitpile nobody reads published by Joseph Cumia's steroid faggot boyfriend, Joe Pietaro?? Stop embarrassing yourself. You were never published in anything anyone knows of or cares about, and you failed at your attempt at a modeling career. When will you EVER get some self awareness? Model. Hahahahahahaha
Lmao. Didn’t like your first comment? 🤣 oof. I don’t do drugs, and you’d never see me in a dark alley. If anything, i’m an exhibitionist, so dark alleys don’t work for me. In any event, not a whore, and no drugs. 🤷🏻♀️
So, you’re saying you’re a former officer of the law? Cool. Good example. Anyway, I got them to cover scars. No drugs, my IQ is average-high thanks for asking.
What makes you think I’d even offer to fuck you? Let’s see a picture. I’m sure given your prior profession, you’re old, wrinkled, and probably beat. I wouldn’t fuck you with a fake vagina. Not trying to be mean for the sake of being mean, but I don’t fuck old men that post on Reddit, pictures of people they’ve never met to bully them.
Well that’s cool, because I don’t believe in God. So there’s that. Let me get this straight..... You’re an ex cop, that used to turn tricks, that’s old, limp and ugly, that believes in an imaginary man that lives in the sky? And I’m the dumb whore? K.
So why would you use it as a means to insult me? First time on the sub, Bub? That’s cliche’ like me telling you that you smell like bacon and to eat another donut.
I didn’t expect you to believe in a higher power. Most trashy narcissists don’t. And yes you are a narcissists considering you actually attempted being a model lmfao.
I do believe in a higher power, but it’s not “God” so.... Don’t know what to tell you. I started modeling because I was approached to. But you believe in whatever you want. No judgement, Bacon Bits.
She also has a tattoo of herself...on herself. She's an unrepentant narcissistic piece of shit, and she's only here for the ego strokes and because she's obviously being ignored more than usual in her real pathetic life again.
65 comments
1 this_light 2019-04-22
So?
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-22
Did you try?
1 LittleTonyDevito 2019-04-22
What a faggot ..
1 Obscurella 2019-04-22
an actual cuck too
1 Obscurella 2019-04-22
ho lee shit
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-04-22
Show us your asshole
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-04-22
... Fatrick, is that you?
1 4stepsbackward 2019-04-22
Linzbella should fuck this guy's wife.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
We should get her to fuck Patso's wife so then he'll have to be both woke and a lesbian hater.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-04-22
Nice Jim Norton strategy lmao.
"I'm so lonely & emasculated, will you love me?"
1 DrCroccer 2019-04-22
You both come across as pathetic and vapid tbh. Not to mention faggots.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Ok, Doc. 👌🏻
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
I'm sorry for the crassness of my associates. Nobody ever raised them right or taught them manners.
Thank you for bringing JohnDough911's behavior to our attention. He will be punished, you can be sure of that.
Have you got any more incriminating evidence that we may use to beat him with?
Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to get in touch.
P.S. could you just slap Big A's dick around for like 4 seconds until it dribbles goop down his nuts? I don't think a woman has ever touched him.
1 churchdate 2019-04-22
“Modeling”
1 churchdate 2019-04-22
“Modeling”
1 crookedmile 2019-04-22
“Modeling”
1 Ulfigo 2019-04-22
These are going to hurt more and more to read...
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
Patrick proven right again; keeping receipts is godly, child.
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-22
Maybe she "had an affair" because he refers to the act of cheating and fucking someone else like a woman's grocery store romance novel.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22
As he watched the man's hairy ass clench and release, clench and release, clench and release, as his hips rose and fell upon his wife's, he took an unwanted mental snapshot of his anus.
And so his "x has no tits and a hairy butthole" bit was born.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-22
There is no fucking 4 foot tall model on the planet shut up you stupid ho
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Umm... in photography there are plenty. But. K.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-22
Guys pointing their cameras at you doesn't make you a model. Shut up.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Guys pointing cameras and taking pictures makes me a “subject” of a picture. Getting in a publication made me a model. It’s cool tho. Ttyl.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-22
And being signed to an agency that professional clients book jobs through makes me a model. Eat shit.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-04-22
She has nothing anyone would respect to show on her resume, and she knows it. The best this skanky could do is extremely low budget trashy tattoo skin rag shit and online midget fetish porn. The amount of editing they have to do to airbrush the saggy skin and stretch marks alone is enough for most photographers to take a hard pass. The 4/10 face is another story.
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-04-22
Do you charge extra to show the growth?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-04-22
"Publication" hahaha! Are you talking about that shitpile nobody reads published by Joseph Cumia's steroid faggot boyfriend, Joe Pietaro?? Stop embarrassing yourself. You were never published in anything anyone knows of or cares about, and you failed at your attempt at a modeling career. When will you EVER get some self awareness? Model. Hahahahahahaha
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
I’m not talking about that lol, but whatever. 🤣
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-04-22
"lol" Grow up, you fucking retard.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Ooh burn!
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
“Ooh burn!” Grow up you fucking retard.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
“Grow up you fucking retard.”
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
I used to turn tricks like you back in my younger days. I’d have you sucking dicks for commission.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
Back when I used to walk a beat I’d bust whores like you all the time for drug offenses and sucking dick in dark alleys.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Lmao. Didn’t like your first comment? 🤣 oof. I don’t do drugs, and you’d never see me in a dark alley. If anything, i’m an exhibitionist, so dark alleys don’t work for me. In any event, not a whore, and no drugs. 🤷🏻♀️
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
Well at first I was just trying to be funny. But then I figured it’d be better to tell you a true story.
By the way, when you decided to cover your body in shitty tattoos, were you on drugs or was it simply the low IQ?
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
So, you’re saying you’re a former officer of the law? Cool. Good example. Anyway, I got them to cover scars. No drugs, my IQ is average-high thanks for asking.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
Oh did Joe show you https://test-IQ.org?
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
No, I’ve seen that his post is a running joke here though.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
I wouldn’t fuck you with another man’s dick. I’m not joking or trying to be mean for the sake of being mean — you seem nasty.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
What makes you think I’d even offer to fuck you? Let’s see a picture. I’m sure given your prior profession, you’re old, wrinkled, and probably beat. I wouldn’t fuck you with a fake vagina. Not trying to be mean for the sake of being mean, but I don’t fuck old men that post on Reddit, pictures of people they’ve never met to bully them.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
Yeah but unlike you, God isn’t disgusted with me.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Well that’s cool, because I don’t believe in God. So there’s that. Let me get this straight..... You’re an ex cop, that used to turn tricks, that’s old, limp and ugly, that believes in an imaginary man that lives in the sky? And I’m the dumb whore? K.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
You mean to tell me a degenerate slag with a body full of tattoos who also used to hang with Anthony Cumia, doesn’t believe in God?
That’s crazy.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
So why would you use it as a means to insult me? First time on the sub, Bub? That’s cliche’ like me telling you that you smell like bacon and to eat another donut.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
I didn’t expect you to believe in a higher power. Most trashy narcissists don’t. And yes you are a narcissists considering you actually attempted being a model lmfao.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
I do believe in a higher power, but it’s not “God” so.... Don’t know what to tell you. I started modeling because I was approached to. But you believe in whatever you want. No judgement, Bacon Bits.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
Oh let me guess, you’re “spiritual” but not religious?
Lmao low-quality women are a meme.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
No, I choose not to disclose my religion to a fake person on the internet.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
Your religion is whoredom.
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Oooh good one.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
Thank you. I actually think you’re pretty cute and I like you a lot. We should talk more. I promise I’m not a weirdo.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-04-22
She calls herself a fucking WICCAN. Yes, she's one of those insufferable sluts.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-04-22
She also has a tattoo of herself...on herself. She's an unrepentant narcissistic piece of shit, and she's only here for the ego strokes and because she's obviously being ignored more than usual in her real pathetic life again.
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-22
Before you go, can I get your opinion on Patrick S. Tomlinson?
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
I’ve seen ppl post on here, but I don’t know who he is. 🤷🏻♀️
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-22
Did you just pee?
1 Turkuleys 2019-04-22
These did not age well
1 cbanks420lol 2019-04-22
You said our messages were private, you dwarf whore!
1 TheLinzBella 2019-04-22
Sorry, Kyle!
1 MonsterSteve 2019-04-22
I'm all in with the u/TheLinzBella
1 kingship75 2019-04-22
She's gotta nigga's ribs hurtin' for sure.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-04-22
the sheer autistic desperation of that first comment is staggering.
1 Egg_fucker 2019-04-22
I can read that no other way than:
“I’m so weak in bed that my wife had to disgrace our marriage to find sexual satisfaction. Care to see for yourself?”