That account of his is gone now.

he went for "little one" in the first sentence. fat perverted fuck can't stop thinking about children.

He has a very very very very limited vocabulary, sugar pie honey bunch.

That's no big deal, it's not like writing is his job.

It can’t be a job if you’re not getting paid.

It isn't. It's his hobby while he sells insurance

And he doesn't even do that.

You'd expect a writer to have a slightly more impressive vocabulary. It's almost like he's a complete hack.

Why does he think it's cool to talk like a black grandmother?

It's so sad when midwestern white collar faggots imitate coastal liberals.

Everyone is little in comparison. He's a fat.

Be careful, u/PatrickTomlinson is the toughest guy on the r/politics sub.

That is not saying much considering it is full of bots, paid leftist shills and pink haired power mods.

I guarantee you that he bans every single person that he responds to. He did on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. The fat fuck is a coward

I bet we could get someone to catfish him Anthony style!

Is anyone really surprised the man who cannot earn a living off of selling science fiction novels and hides the fact he sells insurance to make the majority of his income is so utterly full of himself he can't even realize the basic rules of English grammar when he's typing an annoyingly long-winded sentence that any actual author would know to break up because such a rambling chain of thought is much more tedious to read and most high school sophomores understand the value of smaller sentences instead of just vomiting all this fucking garbage out like an undercooked meal at Hooligans while leaving both the period & comma keys of the keyboard as neglected and lonely as you left your ex-wife? Anyone?

Also what type of writer uses the same variant of a condescending term in every single thing he says? It's like some kind of mental tic. That or he's an untalented hack who has no originality.

His mommy made him feel emasculated when she talked to him like that and he's become her.

Nah he's got Asperger's. Just a hunch

I see what you're doing here and I like it.

Wow. It’s like reading one of my own posts. I look at what I’ve written, realize it rambles on forever, and hit submit anyway. I should be killed.

But do you wear fitted hats backwards all the time to make your face look even more like a cheese wheel?

I will now.

Lol

My wife would be a great nazi.

I wish mine was. I keep dropping subtle hints that she should invade France for my birthday or valentines.

But she’s always ‘too tired’, has a headache or doesn’t actually exists. 😔

They'll never stop talking about this tired shit during our lifetimes. The conspiracy will never run out of fuel.

Commenting in r/politics. Someone really misses sharing his personal brand of garbage to an audience in the double-digits.

19k upvoted that post, and Tubby couldn't even get a pity upvote.

This brings me such joy. His levels of obscurity and irrelevance -- outside of pity gigs thrown to him out of sympathy -- are obvious. There's more people on this sub who know who he is than all the people combined who are his fans.

Just enough of a public figure to make it fair game to fuck with him, not enough for anyone to give a shit.

The Goldilocks Zone

Does he even know what the word nazi means? Him and Joe should hate fuck.

Impossible, they would both love it:

/u/patrickstomlinson Why do you think you can fight? Serious question. You're obviously a tubby bag of feminized shit with limp wrists. You're not fooling anyone, my sweet summer child.

That's why this bad mother fucker is also into guns. Watch out, fascists, this liberal is fucking packing!

Patrick is one of these guys who talks a bunch of shit about how "that one time" he had to take care of business or plays out "if I got half a chance I'd" fantasies.

He does this because most people do not want to fight and most of the people he bullies are amongst the least likely to... Christians, women, celebrities/political figures he'll never meet or be close to, internet anonymous people he blocks when they respond to him, etc.

He talks endlessly about trolls and keyboard warriors picking on him, when that is literally his only defining trait of note. Otherwise he's a doughy, ugly, unfunny, stupid, scifi manchild, liberal cariacture who can't command the respect of the women he is with much less the general public.

He fucking boasts in his bios about starting large fights on Twitter and deliberately triggering "the alt-right", he literally describes himself to a tee as a troll to all who would see, all while crying about trolls. He is a fat, sweaty, walking avatar for dishing it out while not being able to take it.

I spent about a decade as a complete alcoholic who would drink at horrible dives and hang out with complete degenerate trash.

Anyone who says they're going to fight, or want to fight, or are itching for a fight are complete fucking pussies. Like a chihuahua trying to make it's hair stand up to look as intimidating as possible. They verbally play out these fantasies to give the illusion, to others and themselves, that they are tough.

And even lower than that kind of piece of shit is /u/patrickstomlinson, who dreams up hypothetical scenarios where he can justify to himself that it's ok to punch a woman in the face.

Patrick has punched hella nazis in his day, he is reluctant to do so, but the call to uprise against the scourge of white supremacy is totally something Chris Evans would do, with his tight onesie, hot bulge. All kidding aside, Fatrick has cartoon fantasies in his bloated head and will never live them out.

Doesn't he seem like the type of guy who can beat someone's ass? From his muffin top to his Triumph?

u/patrickstomlinson

I fucked nikki last night, i still have her dry vodka breath on my dick.

nice fuck tho, great love handles in doggy. tyrone has made her nice and submissive

Who's Nikki?

He deleted his comment, what a fucking wet shopping bag of dicks and lips

I know it's exactly the reaction he wants but his casual labelling of anyone he disagrees with as 'nazis' is fucking infuriating. I hope this place never lets up on this faggot.

Why aren't we out there defending a fellow CHILD?! Why does Patrick think he can even freely use his Reddit account without someone constantly reminding him he's a cuckold?

Patrick is a known pedophile and rape apologist

I've never seen anything that says he isn't. Which makes me think he probably is.

why does he talk like an old lady

i dont care if it gives him satisfaction, it genuinely bothers me and he is the most hateable human being i can think of right now

Great thread

Solid read. Can't say the same for his books.

I'll bet money that he bans every user that he responds to. Dude is the biggest pussy in America

This is a guy you open hand slap in front of his son and wife. So they know without question he is wimp. Intellectually and physically.

Patrick's sperm is too weak to even make a son

It would have to be an adopted Puerto Rican. (he can't afford a black)

He really is an absolute piece of shit. Beating women is ok if they wear a red hat that says Make America Great Again?? Fuck him, I’d like to see him try that shit on my daughter. I would literally kill him.