Milwaukee police release composite sketch of man last seen licking toilets in local elementary school

174  2019-04-22 by BeigeFrequency

27 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22

Outstanding.

1  ElFaporino 2019-04-22

what a terrible drawing. I mean whose face could really be that lump, misshapen and blurry?

1  unknowkid96 2019-04-22

I have a feeling he eats Baby Ruth's bars out of a child's asshole

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-04-22

The theory the cops are working on is that the suspect has evaded capture for so long because his face is so fat, lumpy and out of focus that it acts like a natural pixelation effect, preventing eye witnesses from making a positive ID.

1  late_50s_why 2019-04-22

Wow that's not nice Mr bf

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-22

Deep

1  [deleted] 2019-04-22

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1  SibHashian13 2019-04-22

You really captured the corners of his mouth.

1  ElFaporino 2019-04-22

he looks like if Jason Voorhees had survived summer camp

1  unknowkid96 2019-04-22

He was drinking piss out of the toilets after a child used the restroom child.

1  MarbleSpaceCat 2019-04-22

Sick and bad guy

1  PhishInVa2 2019-04-22

The hairline is perfect!

1  aRTie02150 2019-04-22

Great work

1  BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-22

After fucking his mouth, I like to finish on his nine year old's ass forehead

1  PlantainNationalism 2019-04-22

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1  late_50s_why 2019-04-22

I would get limp dick at the sight of the eyes, I am weak

1  J1701 2019-04-22

This is like the photo of 'The Nana', its shocking because you realize at most its only like a 10% exaggeration of reality.

1  anorock13 2019-04-22

Another masterpiece fam!

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-22

Looks like the torture guy from berserk.

https://www.google.com/search?q=berserk+torturer&oq=berserk+tor&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.7470j0j9&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=kpCyRkxpx1mq5M:

He has the receipts child.

1  Crosbyc 2019-04-22

I've never wanted to fuck someone's forehead so bad

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-22

Wow, so lifelike. I can smell the sauerkraut.

1  nomadiqqq2 2019-04-22

His forehead looks like a child's ass.

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-22

This is stellar. Good work.

1  CommodorePawsey 2019-04-22

Holy crap! You know, that looks like Patrick Tomlinson!

1  DickSlit 2019-04-22

Fuckin dickhead.

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-22

u/patrickstomlinson

1  56ColinQuinn 2019-04-22

So lumpy. So bloated. 10/10.