I never really got that saying. Is it supposed to be desirable for someone to come and start urinating on you if you're on fire, rather than trying to extinguish the flames? It's like saying, 'That guy hates you. He wouldn't even punch you in the face if you were crying.'
It's supposed to show how little he cares about you, not how much he hates you. It's like he cares so little that he wouldn't piss on a fire much less notice it's you on fire, a person who shouldn't be pissed on, and get some water.
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1 nortonlovesnorway 2019-04-22
The face of a girl that says, "I'm sexually satisfied"
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22
I bet she knows her fucking role too. She probably already dug her own grave in the rose garden just in case she ever slips up.
1 clotinmybrain 2019-04-22
This time he got blown twice before the Jacuzzi.
1 Skyfryer 2019-04-22
I bet the cunt knows when to fly away too.
1 The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-04-22
Now there's a girl who looks like she'd blow a guy before the hot tub
1 a-corsican-pimp 2019-04-22
Jacuzzi you fucking rube
1 pithypariah 2019-04-22
I bet that gal does not have a dysfunctional cunt.
1 toe_trigger 2019-04-22
No fakers
Fully functional cunt
doesn't dress in a way that might get her raped by a pack of niggers
doesn't look like a vegas bitch
blowjobs before the fucking Jacuzzi
the complete package
1 Skip4play 2019-04-22
He just has to stop getting them pregnant and marrying them. Wear them out and trade it in.
1 Phkna1 2019-04-22
Spreading the holy seed, man
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-04-22
If she got raped by a pack of niggers it wouldn't be her fault.
1 This_Is_MAGA_Country 2019-04-22
Hell, I'll bet she wakes him up and says, "I'm gonna blow you!"
1 OmarBarksdale 2019-04-22
doesn't look like a fucking bitch on E*
1 This_Is_MAGA_Country 2019-04-22
Never gets told to fuck off to that cunt bitch Alicia's house
1 Quackafella_Records 2019-04-22
But is he 6 feet tall?
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-22
He is when he lies down with an erection.
1 cumtowner42069 2019-04-22
What a stud.
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-22
Mel "I only fuck 10's" Gibson
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-22
same as us lads here
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-04-22
What the fuck are you talking about?
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-22
t. mutt
unlucky my man
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-04-22
What's with people here worshiping a guy who wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire?
1 MoistureMop1 2019-04-22
I wouldn't allow Saint Melvin to piss on me. His urine is to valuable for that.
1 all_copacetic 2019-04-22
I never really got that saying. Is it supposed to be desirable for someone to come and start urinating on you if you're on fire, rather than trying to extinguish the flames? It's like saying, 'That guy hates you. He wouldn't even punch you in the face if you were crying.'
1 Psych555 2019-04-22
It's supposed to show how little he cares about you, not how much he hates you. It's like he cares so little that he wouldn't piss on a fire much less notice it's you on fire, a person who shouldn't be pissed on, and get some water.
1 GrandMasterBlack 2019-04-22
Have you ever seen The Road Warrior?!
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-22
god i wish that was me (on the left)
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-04-22
I bet she even makes the bed. What a soldier.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-04-22
Nice stub arm, stupid.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-04-22
Isn't that his daughter?
1 commissarjb 2019-04-22
No, he's bigger than her dad.
1 gregoryjingles 2019-04-22
I wish Mel would fuck me
1 postm8s 2019-04-22
The only people who would get mad at this are jealous women and faggots.