And now... the end is near...and so you face....the final curtain :)

0  2019-04-22 by TargetedHarassment

Yes, it’s true. you Reddit, will once again be relegated by Every last O&A radio Show regular, as well as their closest and most peripheral associates, to true SM obscurity.

I’m deleting my Reddit app. today. Why, you ask?

My work is done here. No matter how the future of this (the bitter dregs and charred remains of the r/opieandanthony sub) plays out, I’ll take my leave FULL WELL KNOWING that I dox’d a shitty moderator at just the right moment and forced him into shutting down Or the privatization of (not sure at this point) a 27k member sub that better people than myself have been trying to expunge from Reddit for years. On principle alone, it’s a huge moral victory for THE GOOD, THE RIGHTEOUS and THE ELITE of the REAL O&A world, of which none of you have ever been any part.

I’ll ride off into the sunset on my Asian iron horse (2008 Yamaha Road Star Silverado Midnight 1700cc cruiser... in mint condition... GARAGE KEPT!), proudly displaying a SAMCRO patch on my cut and holding my head 6’1” high with no child spit in sight, cruising right on by the Big Apple Ranch without any thought of stopping in whatsoever...

I’d like to thank 3 very knowledgeable and connected moles here (you know who you are) that confided in me with authentic Dox info. on 6 O&A related subreddit moderators and 4 very high profile, long time usernames. All of whom have a lot to lose if their personal info was ever to become available to the autistic animals here. Thanks for the guidance, the help in planning this coup-de-tat and the insurance/ammunition for me to engage in any similar activity that may become necessary for me to execute in this subs future.

I’ll lurk from time to time, but no more interaction with you.

“Starve Nana”. You didn’t understand why I coined that phrase, but upon my departure, I’ll explain:

YOU ARE ALL NANA. Like Negan’s loyal followers on the shittiest of the Walking Dead seasons, this entire sub, and anyone who takes part in it, ARE indeed creations of and made up of the conceptual “NANA”.

The ideology behind “Feed Nana” in its purest form means to give this sub life and meaning through antagonism, harassment, and otherwise behavior that could be interpreted as highly annoying when that harassment is targeted.

It perpetuates keeping the sub nourished with the attention it requires to continue breathing. You’ll no longer have any of that attention. Conversely “Starve Nana” means to “Kill it”.

Upon my departure, NO GENUINE MEMBERS of the O&A experience (myself being one of the most peripheral, perhaps most despised and easily mocked and arguably least identifiable of the entire crew that you named your sub after) will ever be seen nor heard from on this sub again.

Zero. It’s all you now, a STARVING NANA. Self imposed solitary confinement. No one to fuck with, no listeners, no viewers, you’re in hospice care now. The end is near. You’re no longer eating, drinking, sleeping, barely breathing... soon, no more Nana...

Babble? You may like to think it is, but in reality, you’re done. Good bye! JC.

54 comments

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-22

Nice essay, retard.

1  spams_seed 2019-04-22

I see we're day drinking again, Joe.

See you in a week when you need attention again.

1  ElFaporino 2019-04-22

It's funny on a sub full of drunks Joe thinks this isn't obvious

1  crookedmile 2019-04-22

Drop dead, fatass

1  call_me_winston 2019-04-22

no joe please dont kill yourself with one of the guns anthony made you hide at your house

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22

Hidden in a China cabinet that can be seen from his ground level patio door. Responsible gun ownership.

1  josephjeremiah 2019-04-22

You're not going anywhere, slow Joe

1  Chipsfloorboardz 2019-04-22

Your mom's dead box

1  Frequent2001 2019-04-22

get hit by a bus.

1  Ant_Sucks 2019-04-22

Grandpa yelling at the internet again.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-22

Before you go, could you explain why you've been photographed groping your sister multiple times?

1  SibHashian13 2019-04-22

That has always been very unsettling to me.

1  FrankWant 2019-04-22

This is like then tenth time you said you were never coming back.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-22

He would always say he'd check in on the sub every 6 months. But then post every 2.

1  Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-22

Joe Cumia, 4d underwater chess master.

Idiot, you didn't shut the sub down, it just moved. The torment and mockery will continue until Ant dies, bet on it.

1  JumboYumYums 2019-04-22

You honestly write like a cunty teenager who lives their life like it's a movie or something, it's cringe-worthy. I'd be convinced this was satire if you hadn't already repeatedly proven yourself to be a complete mongoloid

1  crookedmile 2019-04-22

< “Starve Nana”. You didn’t understand why I coined that phrase, but upon my departure, I’ll explain:

You don't need to. What you're trying to do, reclaiming it as your own, just isn't going to work. You're an idiot you see

1  all_copacetic 2019-04-22

Without this sub, who would you have left to blame for your disaster of a life?

1  JerkStoreJ 2019-04-22

Confirmed, Joe is now funnier than Antnony

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-22

There is no philosophy or deeper meaning behind feed nana, dumbass

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-04-22

yeah it literally means Anthony eats cum

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-22

"I’m deleting my Reddit app. today. Why, you ask?"

No. No one ever asked.

1  varamyr6skin 2019-04-22

No one has given a shit for at least 2 weeks.

1  Icon_Crash 2019-04-22

http://i.imgur.com/l7COB3V.gif

1  crookedmile 2019-04-22

In the end, Joe became everything he hated: A doxxing troll

1  varamyr6skin 2019-04-22

Did not and will not read, faggot.

1  PrinceAlena 2019-04-22

Lol, this old boomer is still trying to understand the internet. Cute

1  brothamenarmy 2019-04-22

What? You thought you were harming the sub by doxxing spaceedge? Did you think that we were defending him when we were making fun of him?

1  -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-22

I like how he thinks we'll just fuck with anybody if we get their dox. The only reason we attacked spaceedge was completely unrelated to anything Joe has ever done, and he just released the dox someone from here gave him. Nice accomplishments, stupid.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-04-22

No effect on your life, right? Faggot kid-toucher.

1  LaLaLaLoey 2019-04-22

This sub was recently created and he’s already had two different names and said goodbye twice.

We’ll see you again sweet prince. Adieu!!!!

1  ElFaporino 2019-04-22

Nice waste of time, stupid

1  SnakeBlizkin 2019-04-22

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1  pashow84 2019-04-22

I’ll take my leave FULL WELL KNOWING that I dox’d a shitty moderator.... and forced him into shutting down.... a sub that better people than myself have been trying to expunge from Reddit for years.

Translation: I’m taking credit in order to try to collect the $5,000 bounty from my brother but he won’t give it to me if I keep posting here.

1  [deleted] 2019-04-22

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1  assreaper 2019-04-22

Brags about owning a rice-burner.

1  xterraroc 2019-04-22

It’s amazing... his life is one giant fraud.

1  The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-04-22

You really are a bovine lummox, Joe Cumia

1  Ant_Sucks 2019-04-22

You're too stupid to realize this but you didn't doxx SpaceEdge. His info was being posted all day but the posts were deleted and the posters banned. Somebody gave you that information so you would post it and get a site wide ban from reddit admins. And it worked. Haha.

1  Jesuskush666 2019-04-22

So. 1. You totally created your own definition for "feed nana" and now "starve nana" and just "nana" in general. I cant begin to explain how stupid you are for that. 2. You did nothing to get that sub shut down. "Doxxed him at the right time" what about all the content that we put out to push him to the brink stupid? You did nothing. 3. Ive never met anyone who loves this sub more than you Joe. You embarrass your family and especially your brother every time you even mention this sub. Let alone post on it and make friends on it. Hope you get hit by a semi.

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-22

You Goddamn guineas really make me laugh

1  deep_legal_shit 2019-04-22

in i think 2016 or 2017 the sub was going against people doing the gig-deplatforming. Kuhn originally did it and in his thread a clear majority were saying it was creepy, shitty, especially to your bandmates who were losing money despite not being guilty of anything. and i don't think you were truly guilty of anything. but there were people, like the mixed race Chris Kuhn, who were genuinely angered by you for your racism. somewhere along the line the sub went hard left. for a segment of posters, attacking you and your brother was a conduit for them to attack racism, Trump, and Neon Nazis Ideology generally. i'm not sure what caused the change, but hopefully that doesn't occur here on the new sub, because those people are extremely fucking gay and often times straight up more dangerous than a typical autist psycho

1  -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-22

Neon Nazis.

1  deep_legal_shit 2019-04-22

it wasn't a typo

1  -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-22

Some kind of gay new buzz word then? Who am I kidding, who cares. Let's get back to deplatforming Pat. Woops, it kinda throws a wrench into your dumb narrative if it's the same people doing both.

1  deep_legal_shit 2019-04-22

wow i hadn't thought of that angle

1  -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-22

It's funny regardless of the political affiliation of the target as long as they're a douche.

1  McGowan9 2019-04-22

You never posted that DD214 you promised, Joe. We can only assume it's because you were dishonourably discharged for stealing from your comrades. Or fucking them. Or both.

1  xterraroc 2019-04-22

I’ve never seen another photo of him except in basic... I question he made it through.

1  GinFoss 2019-04-22

"The ideology behind “Feed Nana” in its purest form means to give this sub life and meaning through antagonism, harassment, and otherwise behavior that could be interpreted as highly annoying when that harassment is targeted."

?????????????????????????

is this a markov chain generator pretending to be joe?

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-22

This fuckin idiot really believes he's on some Spec Ops mission.

1  liljoeyk 2019-04-22

I thought Nana meant Anthony cuz he looks like Estelle Getty in lots of pictures. And the feed part was from Sue Lightening feeding him cum.

Starve Nana means to not feed Anthony Sue's cum , that was my understanding.

1  Killercake5292 2019-04-22

Joe I say this with all the energy in my soul

Jump off the Brooklyn bridge and when you hit the water just sink

1  JamieConway 2019-04-22

This guy is retarded right?