Salvaged one of my "Jimmy in history" posts

182  2019-04-22 by aRTie02150

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What post? I haven't seen it...

Genuinely. I'd tell you if I had.

I’ve heard it’s good

Dude behind Jimmy is disgusted by his taste in porn.

Battle of Bunker Hill? I didn't see it, but it seems like a tough one, man. Cornwallis is a PROBLEM.

Jim never has any luck with his Ubers

He's paying them and being nice, they should've offer up their daughters, bunch of jizz bags

Not even good enough to steer a ship.

The Hessians? Nah, haven't seen em. I'd tell you if I did, dude, genuinely.

I had forgotten all about the Jimmy in history posts. Would love to see some more.

This nice guy would be hitting slaves with a stick as hard as he could, over and over until someone stops him.

He would try to get fucked in the ass by the a strapping field working negro. Then the slave would abandon him once he gains his freedom

He is googling what a Hessian is. When he realized they were German mercenaries he motherfucked General Washington.

This Scccccccccuuuuuuuuumbag Washington said we were going fishing!

Can you guys hurry up. There's no signal here and I'm due for some token tipping.