Imagine you’re talentless, but you still want to be a famous sci-fi author. Now, imagine meeting a woman who describes her career this way. You’d be crazy not to marry her.

11  2019-04-22 by Fatty_Pneumonia

7 comments

Patrick doesn't write his own books?

It’s starting to look that way. Probably got help at the very least.

A new theory. Space got a payoff/threat from a company in WI to take out the old sub. By blowing it up, most of the search results are just dead links to a private sub and he can declare victory over that on IG.

If that were true... I would have to give her credit for being an evil genius.

I've been wondering if his wife is fake. What if Pat Tomlinson is just her alter-ego?

Obsessed with SEO, but Patrick in a MAGA hat is in the top ten Google image results...

i bet fatrick watches game of thrones and whips everyones ass by pointing out obvious hints in the script because he is on the same the level at the fat faggit who wrote game of thrones.