First!

Fag, this isn't you tube.

Inject your mother with aids.

And a shotgun

What in Mel's name are you doing?

Reliving my youth

Go relive your mother's failed abortion, and succeed this time.

Sticky, mods

Dear mods, you're all gay

Truly, the only good mods are the gay ones.

I think this is a great synopsis of what went on, witty dry Brit quips with Porsalins very familiar nicknames and adjectives.

10-10, Porsalin once again delivers a masterpiece.

Missed opportunity to label it "The rise and fall... and rise again of reddit's most notorious sub."

we're actually rising and we're still hilarious.....

I would like to take you all out on a date and maybe kiss you

Back off. This ain't your sub.

No bosses!

Company Man is my second-favorite low-T YouTuber, behind Porsalin.

I called him out on his faggy upspeak and he replied to me with a "Thank you" thinking it was a compliment.

I cant wait until we fall and then rise again, to get another good mini documentary

Nice calling for your own demise, stupid.

I can't wait until we fuck trannies

Two thirds of us already are

Yep

And the other third are the trannies themselves.

Rename it!

2nd most

Thomas Apostle is a fat junkie thief with a retard eye

SpaceEdge Tommy is a fat junkie thief with a retard eye

Hell of a turnaround time, porzalin. I'd donate to a patreon for a monthly recap of this sub's shenanigans, no doubt

Brilliant porsalin. I loved it.

My mind is blown that the vape store shit is actually real.

Spaceedge is the 5000 dollar fugitive. Im not loiying.

His one eye was on God, the other was on the vape store employees

Fuck the vape store shit, they had everything they need to have him arrested if they wanted. What I hope is that someone as spiteful u/SpaceEdge is contacting Apple Stores in his area to see if they've been experiencing theft. That sound like a couple thousand dollars worth of iShit he was bragging about lifting.

He'll probably get away with it, but his life is punishment enough anyways.

Yeah dude, lots of lazy-eyed junkies probably have super productive careers in the field of shoplifting high technology.

Probably not a bunch of cameras pointing at him from every conceivable angle that instantly learn who he is with face-mapping identification software.

Lil mug will probably get away with it.

His face does not do his morbid obesity justice.

No one suspects the morbidly obese man that couldn't possibly run away.

Recognition failed eyes too far apart please try again

Sometimes the camera won't recognize a face if it's too fat. I'm not saying I know this from experience when trying to use a specific app, I'm just saying...

There's nothing worse than thieves, they're a complete burden on society.

I used to be a thief as a child but I grew up, matured, got my shit together, and now I'm proud to say, I have evolved into a full-blown alcoholic

Proud of you.

He confuses the eye detection software

POYB

I only steal from family.

My mind is blown that all of this could have been avoided by just stepping down or, y'know, not power-tripped in the first place.

Some people just refuse to cooperate until you break their arm.

Almost as mind blowing as the Facebook message from Thomas Daly’s dad that you received?

This was beautifully done, you snaggle tooth queer. I hope Jonah Hill is picked to play the lead role in the upcoming movie.

Just let his people know that he'll have to audition, just like everybody else.

Privatizing the sub he asked for it.

I hope this gets played in court.

I could see a tear running out of his fat junkie face when he admitted he fucked up before writing that he will nuke the sub. I seriously hope he attempts suicide 5 different times before finally succeeding.

Jeesus christ....

Hopefully, he and Artie can be cellmates. Lots to talk about.

You're a little late to the show buddy.

Story of my life.

Wow, he was none too kind to that spaceedge character.

The bards shall sing many a song of our bravery and glorious victory on the field of battle.

Smooth move ex lax. Now the world gets to know you're a petty thief you fucking faggot.

I'd keep one eye open all the time if I were you. Your ride has just begun.

Seemed to reveal his side hustle of stealing and flipping them online.

I dislike that you didn't mention how fucking fat u/TheToolMan is more.

I had a good laugh at that and 'calorie rapist'. Good work. People here hate me, but this was funny.

Hey, cutie. Good to see you stuck around. Play it cool, maybe you can worm your way back in there. Our new mods seem too uninterested to put our priceless art up in the sidebar. Maybe you can start there.

People hate you because youve banned people in the past for calling you fat

I never banned anyone for simply calling me fat. I banned people who called me fat and posted my picture.

Same difference.

Not true. I called you fat and got banned. No picture.

You banned me for calling you a pedophile rapist

I like the complete lack of self awareness. Even in your concession you admit to being a sensitive little bitch. Do you ever wonder why people posted your picture in the first place, fatty? It's because you are a sensitive little bitch boy that hall monitors with your pussy feelings. Fat pedophile.

You definitely banned me for making fun of you once, and I never posted your picture since I couldn't stand to look at it long enough to copy the link.

Imagine the French revolution being won by a bunch of homosexual retards in a country controlled by a fat, smelly, junkie tyrant. That's what r/opieandanthony was. May the history books be kind to us.

You described the actual French Revolution.

THAT'S THA' BIT!

*Sniff*

Well, that accelerated quickly.

Seriously, i have no respect for petty thieves. They don't do well in jail either.

The pedos like to gang rob them. Good luck in the cafeteria fat nigger.

They're gonna punk him for his cornbread

At least he doesn't have to worry about getting shanked, all that blubber would be better armor than kevlar.

wonderful work - almost want to share this with the outside world.

spaceedge - nice character arc, stupid

Just watched this. A sobering lesson in Icaristic hubris.

He leaned too close to the lighted display case on legs made of fat.

Great job. You turned that out pretty quick. Surprised it could be summed up in 12min.

There is only so many times you can call someone a thieving junkie basement dwelling neckbeard before it gets repetitious.

It's like you already forgot most of the posting habits of /r/opieandanthony...

(Grabs Beer, leans back in seat, crosses legs & hits play)

i hope when the current version of this sub implodes, it will be equally entertaining

Wonderful. The music in the background almost put tears in my eyes. Good work Porsalin.

Thank you for your service.

Great work my dude

This porsalin guy he's a good vibrating egg.

He opens up and you fuck him

Where’s the comeback story?

Americans love a comeback.

Oh that’s right, you’re a Brtifag.

my first shoutout! although i realise you used my art, pm me and we'll discuss how much numbahs you'll send me

My dumb name popped up too. Ashamed I felt proud for a second.

it is gay but any attention is good and sodomy feels good and you should try it

Ok but only if I get to be the fuckER and not the fuckEE. What kinda mileage we talking about on that o-ring?

That space edge seems like a real crumb bum

Thank God this googly eyed fuck only had control of a subreddit and nothing of substance in the real world. He's exactly the kind of shithead to go on a shooting rampage taking innocent people with him just because the faggot couldn't hack it.

There's still time.

His fingers are too fat to pull the trigger

And which eye does he use for the scope?

Gun stores , unlike vape shops and ipad emporiums, have decent security. No way this pos can invest the thousands of dollars needed to pull off even a moderate mass shooting.

Most gun store owners open carry. There is hope.

Luckily he’s too fat to be able to pull something like that off. He’d be winded just from carrying his bag of guns.

yeah really. seeing those private chat logs is fucking pathetic

It was nice of porsalin to come back to us after we were so mean to him.ll

Great work Porsalin and thanks for doing this.

Honest question though, do you brits really pronounce Anthony as "Antony"? Why would you do that? Why do you think the letter "H" is in that word?

You yanks pronounce Craig as "Cregg" and it always bothers me. We are all brothermen here, dumb pronunciations not withstanding.

Because, in America, making a noise like "crayg" sounds faggy and hateable. Cray rhymes with gay; coincidence?

I thought you were joking for a bit, but the direct reference to Bounty Paper Towel commercials seemed to specific to have been made up whole cloth.

Everything Americans pronounce is fucking homo. Say "locker room full of jocks" in an American accent. Notice the way your throat opens up? What do you think that means?

We are all brothermen here, dumb pronunciations not withstanding.

i shit on brits hard but this is the truth in the end

Did this fat, cockeyed sub OD yet?

Not yet but we're working tirelessly to make that dream a reality.

“In addition to the aforementioned faggotry...” is the best transition I’ve ever heard.

Nice, it’s not even 10pm yet

Eastern or Pacific time?

So THAT's how Joe found out SpaceEdge's name. I knew he wasn't smart enough to get it from online sleuthing or hiring a PI.

That was news to me too. Googly eyes has some hilariously bad luck, of course the one dude who could really dox him ends up interviewing Joe Cumia lol. Sad all the old content is gone but that really is hilarious

Was it all worth it? That's for future incel historians to decide.

Dumb Luck the Joe Cumia story.

"The six foot one father of...f-four" Nigga. Ribs.

“Afore mentioned faggotry “

You Limeys really make me laugh

he talked to barzini

This place is like game of thrones, if every character was hodor

Well done again you limey faggot.

Fantastic. Truly a work of art. Porsalin is a God and I am totally not one of his auto felating alt accounts. I'd tell you if I was. Genuinely.

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This filled in a lot of gaps for me.

The first day or two I was almost positive that the new sub wouldnt work and “this thing we have” was over. But we’re back and better than ever

same here, quite a few questions and most cleared up by this. its wild to me that the sub was dedicated to hating porsalin when he interviewed 3 ex interns and got them on record denigrating Sam's character. same thing here, he even interviewed Space's old H.S. classmate. nigga is an in-house amateur investigative journalist and has been delivering the goods for over a year now.

But he acts like such a fag.

He makes good documentaries but hes a loser for not using that skill for something that might actually take off, like making documentaries about things outside of the Opie and Anthony extended universe

He does all of that work for nothing more than the dopamine pay off of being complimented on a subreddit

This sucks. It’s not informative or well structured. It’s just you shouting out people so they’ll say it was good. Masturbatory garbage. Where’s my nigga Beige?

Havent watched it yet but im going to have to agree.

who would think r/opieandanthony would be our greatest enemy in the end

It wasn't. SpaceEdge was. But his assault upon our great sovreign nation only made us stronger. Our migration here was merely distillation.

This is Taiwan

Do we like this cunt again now?

It depends if he included my name. I haven't watched this yet. But I'm sick of applying such heavy efforts towards making the sub great again just to be ignored. It was I who discovered Joe prowling around and I'll be damned if I don't receive the recognition, kudos, and valor I deserve.

But I'm sick of applying such heavy efforts towards making the sub great again just to be ignored.

i know that feel. what's the point in reminding everyone that spaceedge is a shoplifter if i'm not even mentioned in the recap?

understood

Old sub comments are dust now much like your mothers cunt. Its a start over for everyone except SpaceEdge

Amazing that the Cumia's and Porsalin (a Faggot Cumia fanboy) killed the O and A Sub which was crushing Compound media.

​

Sad day actually.

Cumia's didn't kill shit you stupid faggot. Kill yourself and your retarded family.

Killed a 27,000 member sub.

Shut your thrice-damned mouth, Hosp.

nigger lover

Nah. Cumias aren't smart enough to bring anything down

OMG it's a sub! We came here we move on get the fuck over it.

Fuck youu, Cumia ballwasher

Fuck you, stalker

I never stopped liking the Porsalin

This thing was just a blur of comical usernames to me. "BoboFaggot69 explained how SpaceEdge is a queer"

Normie, Normie, Normie

Oh shit I finally get to here "Okay Seriously Bro" said out loud in that posh British newscaster accent

Hey Space Edge. All this because you wouldn’t bend the knee

Vizio's impressive array of child killing soundbars lol

Bravo faggot

It's pronounced "Tool"man and not "Tall"man you British faggot

TYFYS queer

Getting publicly humiliated for stealing from a 'vape shop' is the gayest crime of the century. Now he has hang out here under a fake name and bag on himself or be alone. - HAHA

I just went to see what the crosstalk about this video was in the other sub, I've been banned and you can only join that sub by invitation now. How crazy is it that they would rather ban almost all of the users than they would demod one dummy?

How crazy is it that they would rather ban almost all of the users than they would demod one dummy?

One dummy had the keys to the castle.

He honestly and truly, motherfucked us.

huh. so you can't delete a sub, so his next best move was to private it. i thought he was waiting for a while and would then bring it back, but apparently this is his version of 'nuking' it. lol this is the new sub

I never had a problem with TheToolMan, Im not sure deleting peoples posts but he wasn't nearly as bad as SpaceEdge and others, but he let SpaceEdge sperg out and defended him multiple times, a true faggot. wasn't he also posting claiming OwenHartVsGravity wasn't SpaceEdge? we all saw the mod chats, he never offered any proof that it wasn't his alt

he deleted certain threads. spedge barely moderated, but the two of them worked together to support essentially SJW point of view when biggreenyamo brought out numerous unjustifiably deleted subjects. ToolMan would do it daily and tipped the pointer slightly to align with his personal views

All mods are nigger faggots

Jesus Christ, I didn't realise there was this much lore. I thought it was just a single mod doing something stupid and the sub's users sperging out because it was funny. Good lord.

In typical felonious junkie fashion- vurry gud.

Pors is my nig. So glad he's still at it.

My only criticism is the besmirching of an honorable and innocent man's name, who is currently subject to political imprisonment

Really good. Was bummed none of my hundreds of insults to SpaceEdge made the cut. Going to have to step it up, boys.

Is this named after the mid-2000s dubstep show? Big ups

great ending brothaman

Just catching up on all this autism I've missed while I was out living a real life.

Everytime you think this (or that) place gets (got) boring it hit another level of retardation.

God Bless the OnA community! (Fuck the poisonous Jews)

/u/mitchumm comment?

Well done, Sir Porsalin.