It's not like the Urakais at Helm's Deep at all. Saruman was sending his army to attack unner the banner of The White Hand in hoping to obtain The One Ring in an attempt to usurp Sauron and rule Middle Earth himself.
The Urakais didn't politely wait poorly dressed in an air conditioned stadium lobby until the doors were opened at a reasonably scheduled time.
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1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-21
It's not like the Urakais at Helm's Deep at all. Saruman was sending his army to attack unner the banner of The White Hand in hoping to obtain The One Ring in an attempt to usurp Sauron and rule Middle Earth himself.
The Urakais didn't politely wait poorly dressed in an air conditioned stadium lobby until the doors were opened at a reasonably scheduled time.
This faggot doesn't understand anything.
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2019-04-21
You scare the bejesus out of me 😃. Every time.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-04-21
It's Urak-Hai you cunt. It's Black Speech for "Orc-folk". You are embarrassing your fellow Tolkienites.
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-21
I didn't know we were using Edition #11 spelling rules in this plane. Thank you for the correction.
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-21
His eyes look like vaginas.
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2019-04-21
He looks like a naive pig spirit from a poorly drawn manga.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-21
Still better writing than this pudgy pederast could ever muster.
1 Poo-U 2019-04-21
May it end up like Jonestown.
1 Mintwa 2019-04-21
6 comments yet I can only see mine. Why is Pat so afraid of a light ribbing?
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2019-04-21
He looks like a fat Filipino girl.
1 superheater187 2019-04-21
This is the perfect description