I’m blocked on twitter but everything she posts should be replied to with the clip of her calling Patrice a nigger (without any comedic context)

me too.. both from her and vos

While we’re on this topic, I want the clip of Colin calling Patrice a “Nnnnnnnn-incompoop” played at my funeral.

that honestly might be one of the best shows, the way they argue but still laugh at each other is great "fuck you"

Even before I knew it was his last appearance, I thought that was Patrice’s best show.

yeah i was the same man, it was just great from start to finish and colin would play it up taking the piss out of opie. so good

Care to link fellas? I remember it as well

https://youtu.be/AF0aOEyDd2w

Thank you sir

Thanks, do you have the Bonnie/Patrice audio? I can’t find that.

Not only that, they talked about old times, tough crowd, CQ showed once again he can take down Patrice. I think Otto was on aswell? It was a perfect ending

I'm blocked but I don't know why. there's nothing wrong with zionist asslicker as a tweet

Yes.

Bonnie MacFartland

/thread

got her ass

holy shit are you trying to get ANOTHER sub shut down?

Funnier than anything she's said.

It's a natural function of the female body to be pregnant. Being pregnant and doing stand up is no more impressive than having thrombosed bleeding hemorrhoids and doing stand up.

some might say much much less impressive

I watched my chick waddle around when she was nine months pregnant, I get that it's a big pain in the ass and makes even basic movement a chore, but Ali Wong and Amy Schumer weren't laying sheets of drywall, they were standing on a platform talking into a microphone. Pregnant chicks work every day in pretty much every profession, I'm not sure why these dumb cunts think they deserve a medal for being pregnant and telling cum jokes.

You hit on it exactly. There are women working while pregnant all around the world. What makes pregnant standups more noteworthy than pregnant lawyers or executives or teachers or doctors? Fucking assholes - STANDUPS AREN’T SPECIAL OR REMARKABLE

i think you're spot on but i will say there's some girls who's bodies just fucking close-down during the 9 month, constantly sick and shit

And to that, I say the easiest employment possible during such difficult times would be to sit on a stool and tell twat jokes.

that's true, but i don't think women should be doing shit during their pregnancy, it seems unnatural.

i might be wrong but if you're constantly throwing up and shit, just stay at home

Well, I'm old school. My chick doesn't work, she takes care of the house and kids. And gets treated like shit by other women for it, I might add.

And gets treated like shit by other women for it

that's fucking retarded, funny how shit's been that way for god knows how many years but since the 60's(?) it's frowned upon

Notice how the kids who come from families where their Fathers and Mother’s worked it out like you did, are ten times better kids? Almost w/o exception, women who fully embraced Motherhood, who considered Mothethood their job-they raised some damn good families with the help of a supportive Husband too, of course, now these days-they’re made fun of? Fucking joke.

I love that you made your wife hang drywall while she was 9 months pregnant boss move

When's the nice article about being unfunny in a glued on beard coming out?

Kill some more cats you fucking cunt

I have more respect for stay-at-home mom's. At least they don't force their unfunny fat, ugly faces in us in comedy, in politics, and in movies. I fucking hate comedians who build themselves up as heroes in a thankless position. Poor us, on the road all the time, performing for ungrateful rooms who don't laugh at us ...shut up.

A builder who can't build a building doesn't have work for long, but an entertainer that can't fucking entertain is praised because they have a cunt that works.

My Grandma has that quote sewn on a throw pillow.

Fucking cat killer

R.I.P. Zoe, Puck, & Bobby.

If you can do your job while 6 months pregnant...

...IT'S NOT A REAL JOB.

These privileged people that want to be championed like heroes have no idea they live in a Matrix.

Ali Wong is hot and makes me feel carnal in my loins all pregnant and shizznit.

Your comment makes me feel retarded in my head and shizznit.

Well, that’s just like your opinion

Anyone that un-ironically uses the word “preggo”, should be beaten with a pipe by Pat Parisi.

I’m callin the cops!- Black construction worker

“Oh...who’re you? Ralph Bunch ovah here?”

Hey guys I'm the physically weaker sex that takes in sperm and pushes out babies. This makes me strong, beautiful, Powerful oh yeah and funny.

Women think yapping on stage is work. They do it all day long except more people have to hear it so that makes them a professional woman. Come use a 48" pipe wrench for 14 hours when it's -30 and we'll see if your struggle is real.

The fact she unironically posted this (complete with picture of woman pulling unfunny ironic facial expression during her wacky pregnancy standup) shows why she bombed so hard when she dressed up as a man for her dumb documentary. Because she's an unfunny hack that has been given a free pass her whole career because she was mildly fuckable once.

Women that are a 6 out of 10 or higher are the most privileged people on the planet. Just by being who they are, they have a line of saps making over 80k a year willing to completely provide for them. The fact that they’ve turned this privilege narrative around on us is almost incomprehensible

Only in America

Ali wong is at least funny for her target audience, and reaches beyond that during her act.

I hope she gets cunt cancer.

Dean Delray was doing stand up less than 48 hours after a near fatal motorcycle crash, with bloody bandages and everything. Nobody fucking virtue signaled for him.

Ali Wong is so fucking bad. Her act has been the same bullshit for 4 years, with that same "THIS IS SO INTENNNSE, YOU GUYYS" delivery. She only knows how to write jokes for women, she's a boring one-note truly unfunny person. But she's a 'character' and has a slight modicum of stage presence, so she makes 6 figures doing this. I just don't understand it. I've had to sit through her bullshit several times at the Comedy Store, it's unbearable.

"Going to work"... lol

Just cuz people do a thing doesn’t mean it’s notable or worth discussing. This seems to be what happens these days whenever women do anything. The media really do treat women like special needs children these

Ali Wong, Ali Wong, Ali Chun fucking Charlie Chan. I got SpaceEdge's crooked eye coming out of my left ear and Amy the joke thief i dont know what coming out of my right.

Didn't this bitch go on stage pregnant? Not only that but would bring her baby daughter to shows and onto the radio show all the time and work the road. Her and Vos might be the most bitter losers in all comedy. Everyone is more successful than them and I'm glad. I like Vos but he was always just a punching bag. This bitch is too but acts like she's not and that's why she stinks. The business will never accept her or Vos and that kills her. So she takes on the "im a real comedian" persona but it's just not true. You're not that talented bitch. Ok done.

The act would be a lot funnier if it ended with these cunts falling down the stairs and miscarrying.

"The rise of pregnant stand-up"

Basically that one lady did it as a publicity stunt gimmick and Amy Schumer copied her because she's a habitual thief.