He was the Lord's most Faithful Servant on Earth. He was blessed with riches and fame and pussy.
He was arrested for a DUI. Yet Mel remained Faithful. And ((They)) mocked him.
The tapes were released. Yet Mel remained Faithful. And ((They)) mocked him.
He lost his movie career. Yet Mel remained Faithful. And ((They)) mocked him.
And the Lord saw this and was pleased. And He restored unto Mel all that was lost. Mel was given new fame and riches, and pussy that will always blow him before the Jacuzzi. And ((They)) were forced to restore his career. And Mel grew a great beard.
And that is how he became St. Mel of Sydney, patron of masculinity & virility. Say a prayer to him before you enter a Jacuzzi and blow jobs will be gifted upon you.
7 comments
1 TheMidnightRiderBaby 2019-04-21
Happy Easter!
1 wbgreen 2019-04-21
Mel is a modern day Job.
He was the Lord's most Faithful Servant on Earth. He was blessed with riches and fame and pussy.
He was arrested for a DUI. Yet Mel remained Faithful. And ((They)) mocked him.
The tapes were released. Yet Mel remained Faithful. And ((They)) mocked him.
He lost his movie career. Yet Mel remained Faithful. And ((They)) mocked him.
And the Lord saw this and was pleased. And He restored unto Mel all that was lost. Mel was given new fame and riches, and pussy that will always blow him before the Jacuzzi. And ((They)) were forced to restore his career. And Mel grew a great beard.
And that is how he became St. Mel of Sydney, patron of masculinity & virility. Say a prayer to him before you enter a Jacuzzi and blow jobs will be gifted upon you.
1 Havnter94 2019-04-21
Triple, not double.
I think double refers to redheads. Or maybe vegans.
1 wbgreen 2019-04-21
You're right. I normally don't like anyone correcting me on my Jew hatred, but you're right.
1 Havnter94 2019-04-21
If it makes you feel any better, think of how lonely a person I've got to be to be going around correcting others like that.
1 malepagan 2019-04-21
He has risen, indeed. (For the southern assholes on here)
1 Britfagforever 2019-04-21
Looks like we've got ourselves a nigger.