"Over 200,000 copies sold". Never heard him say that, or anything like it. Which is weird, because we all know how obsessed he is with numbers, like his follower count and how many figures a year he claims to be making. He seems like exactly the kind of guy who would tell you how many copies of his latest book he's sold. Wonder why he doesn't.
MAYBE he cleared six figures in one year of his life from insurance sales paychecks. That's possible, though unlikely. He sure as hell isn't making anything off those books though
After all this time of us telling you in specific terms why we don't like you, you really don't understand? You're either a giant liar or have zero self awareness. We make fun of you because it is impossible not to. You are inherently unlikable and annoying. Just accept that.
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1 SamGPHX 2019-04-21
Accomplished my ass. A community college dropout, more like.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-21
"Over 200,000 copies sold". Never heard him say that, or anything like it. Which is weird, because we all know how obsessed he is with numbers, like his follower count and how many figures a year he claims to be making. He seems like exactly the kind of guy who would tell you how many copies of his latest book he's sold. Wonder why he doesn't.
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-21
Depending on the week, his Amazon sales ranks are in the 600K to 1.2M rankings, which is coming up to a book sale every four or five days.
This is why I laugh at the six-figure income claim. The numbers don’t add up for starters, and it’s idiotic to brag about it at that age.
1 A_TIME_TO_RAPE 2019-04-21
MAYBE he cleared six figures in one year of his life from insurance sales paychecks. That's possible, though unlikely. He sure as hell isn't making anything off those books though
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-21
If he had any sort of academic credentials he'd be bragging about them in every single post.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-04-21
Douchetron
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-21
You know he thought that was really clever. Expect to see him sling that one around as much as "shit mittens". He's such a great writer and comedian.
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-21
He’s about as original as Mac and Me.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-21
That doesnt even roll off the tongue.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-21
"Literally no reason."
THAT IS THE REASON, PAT.
After all this time of us telling you in specific terms why we don't like you, you really don't understand? You're either a giant liar or have zero self awareness. We make fun of you because it is impossible not to. You are inherently unlikable and annoying. Just accept that.