Fatty Patty is still doing his hilarious "Moderator Edit" bit

6  2019-04-21 by RoliMosimann

10 comments

Accomplished my ass. A community college dropout, more like.

"Over 200,000 copies sold". Never heard him say that, or anything like it. Which is weird, because we all know how obsessed he is with numbers, like his follower count and how many figures a year he claims to be making. He seems like exactly the kind of guy who would tell you how many copies of his latest book he's sold. Wonder why he doesn't.

Depending on the week, his Amazon sales ranks are in the 600K to 1.2M rankings, which is coming up to a book sale every four or five days.

This is why I laugh at the six-figure income claim. The numbers don’t add up for starters, and it’s idiotic to brag about it at that age.

MAYBE he cleared six figures in one year of his life from insurance sales paychecks. That's possible, though unlikely. He sure as hell isn't making anything off those books though

If he had any sort of academic credentials he'd be bragging about them in every single post.

Douchetron

You know he thought that was really clever. Expect to see him sling that one around as much as "shit mittens". He's such a great writer and comedian.

He’s about as original as Mac and Me.

That doesnt even roll off the tongue.

"Literally no reason."

THAT IS THE REASON, PAT.

After all this time of us telling you in specific terms why we don't like you, you really don't understand? You're either a giant liar or have zero self awareness. We make fun of you because it is impossible not to. You are inherently unlikable and annoying. Just accept that.