Is he still at the bar posting this shit?
this has to be some midwestern faux middle class suburban chain that places decorations so you imagine you're in a dive while drinking shitty 9$ locally brewed beers.
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and that "chimichanga" has the girth of jonathan's cock, our patron saint. blessed be his name
I am honestly at a loss. He wants us to believe that he's famous and a success, but he's spending a Saturday night alone at a bar taking pictures of his food while waiting for people to ask him what he's writing so he can say it's his next novel and ask them if they're familiar with his viral tweet.
Each food pic is a wish in the well that one day he won't be fat and insignificant. He promises to start eating right each time he spreads his flabby cheeks on the cold bowl of fatty retribution.
21 comments
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-21
Only middle aged women and Instagram thots post pictures of their meals online.
1 StentFeznor 2019-04-21
You're not eating alone when you're dining with your laptop full of characters! And take your hat off the table you classless tub of shit.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-21
An egg roll covered in toaster strudel frosting next to something a feral cat threw up?
1 JansHammer 2019-04-21
it's fusion cuisine.
1 gambling_borgatabb 2019-04-21
Is he still at the bar posting this shit?
this has to be some midwestern faux middle class suburban chain that places decorations so you imagine you're in a dive while drinking shitty 9$ locally brewed beers.
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and that "chimichanga" has the girth of jonathan's cock, our patron saint. blessed be his name
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-21
A poster who lives in the area once snapped a pic of him when he was at that bar. He says Fatrick is always there alone.
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-21
Bull probably makes him wait there while plowing Niki.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-21
He's one of those guys who says I'll have the usual and the bartender has to admit he doesn't know what his usual is.
Your life isn't cheers, faggot.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-21
"Yup, this is where I always come to write. These are my people, they really center me".
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-21
why is he posting a photo of bar food.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-21
I am honestly at a loss. He wants us to believe that he's famous and a success, but he's spending a Saturday night alone at a bar taking pictures of his food while waiting for people to ask him what he's writing so he can say it's his next novel and ask them if they're familiar with his viral tweet.
1 ReceiptsUpTheAss 2019-04-21
Because posting the numerous rape/snuff films he’s made would get him banned from Instagram.
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-21
Talk about slopping the hogs...
1 Bigsmooth4 2019-04-21
Always a good time at Hooligans Super Bar🍺
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-21
Nice disgusting looking trash, fatboy.
1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2019-04-21
Each food pic is a wish in the well that one day he won't be fat and insignificant. He promises to start eating right each time he spreads his flabby cheeks on the cold bowl of fatty retribution.
1 sjhdddtddd4swwcf 2019-04-21
its in a nice area. lakeshore. nice houses.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-21
That looks so shitty I don't have words
1 GinFoss 2019-04-21
You could have been the first to like that, what's wrong with you?
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-21
He still can be, I assume.
1 Edgartooth 2019-04-21
This fat fuck feels superior to everyone but this is how’s spending Saturday night during a long weekend? What a loser.
I’m glad his life is horrible, sure, but he needs to suffer more to learn humility.