Imagine being this man, seriously.

10  2019-04-21 by rhooster

6 comments

He used to write for The Hill. That should tell you all you need to know.

That he's a fat faggot child molester who was banned from seeing his daughter after she caught him fucking a frozen turkey with one of the legs up his ass and screaming here comes the gravy you useless whores?

You are a brilliant wordsmith.

If Patrick could write this well, his book sales would quadruple.

Didn't they indict everyone who lied to them? This headline makes no sense. This shit is so tiresome and boring.

They indicted everyone who lied and everyone who misspoke or got a date wrong lol.