As if no liberals, even in recent history, haven't done the exact same thing. What a shithead.

Wait, you mean you can get out of federal charges by just lying to the FBI?

FBI: "Mr. Kaczynski, have you been mailing bombs to people?"

Kaczynski: "Nope"

FBI: "But the Unabomber's writing style matches yours!"

Kaczynski: "No it doesn't."

FBI: "Fuck! Well, sorry to have bothered you; we'll be on our way"

If you end the retort in “child” or its creepy derivatives, they leave faster.

Or they seize your computers